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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs Audiobook

Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs: Jane Jameson, Book 1

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Audible Editor Reviews

Why we think it's Essential - The Molly Harper/Amanda Ronconi pairing has become the stuff of Audible legend, and it all started with this book. If you ever feel like the vampire romance genre has all gotten a little bit too serious and swooning for its own good, this is the perfect antidote. The kick-off to the delightfully quirky and laugh-out-loud funny Nice Girls;... series, as well as an equally popular spin-off series, this book has been a non-stop hit with our listeners. — Emily

Publisher's Summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.

©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

What the Critics Say

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Leigh Mount Pleasant, SC United States 03-23-13
    Leigh Mount Pleasant, SC United States 03-23-13

    There is nothing better than a good book!

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    "This is a must-have series!!"

    I could go on and on about Molly Harper's wittiness and talent.... She is one of my favorite top 5 authors ever... But when she teamed up with Amanda Ronconi, oh my! What a pair! Ronconi's spot-on vocals and her ability to bring Harper's characters to life always leaves me smiling and begging for more!

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    Amanda tunkhannock, PA, United States 02-27-13
    Amanda tunkhannock, PA, United States 02-27-13
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    "suprisingly funny"
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    This was a very good book and fun to listen too, I found the main characters humor similar to my own.

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    anne Phoenix, AZ, United States 10-07-12
    anne Phoenix, AZ, United States 10-07-12 Member Since 2016

    I Love a great supernatural tale, a Love story, PNR, a Cool Mystery and Most Sci-Fi....if there are vampires, weres or witches in it, that's a plus! Basically I am a 40+ y/o young at heart woman rediscovering the wonderful world of books and am now addicted! Lol I LOVE AUDIBLE!!!!!

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    "Jane is hilarious!!!!!"
    Would you listen to Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs again? Why?

    maybe....I thought it started slow....but it was still pretty good...and Jane is a hoot!!!


    What other book might you compare Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to and why?

    Hmmmm....maybe The care and feeding of dead vampires.....also by Molly Harper...I loved it!!


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The Library scene where she freaks out and makes them clean up near the end.....I was proud! And her fight to save her family....


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    yes and no....once you get passed the beginning.....yes....


    Any additional comments?

    Molly Harper has a gift for sarcasm and quick wit,,,,this is the 3rd book I have listened to by her and she never disappoints! I will be listening to all the Jane Jameson books!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Oli 09-10-12
    Oli 09-10-12 Member Since 2016

    “I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library.” ― Jorge Luis Borges

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    "funnyyy"

    Molly Harper is a master of wit. Every one of her books made me laugh out loud many ,many times. It might not be for everyone but if you like Jeanine Frost and Ilona Andrews ,you'll like her. And reader is great

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    Beverly 08-01-12
    Beverly 08-01-12 Member Since 2016
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    "Jane Jameson is hilarious!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs to be better than the print version?

    I've never read the print version but the audio version was great in most part due to the narrator.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Jane of course! Jane is funny, smart and the saddest version of a "scary vampire" I've ever read. this was the first in the series and I won't stop until I've listened to them all.


    What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Because of Amanda Ronconi I listened to the entire series. and I bought other audio books from this author simply because she was the narrator. She is grrrreat!


    Any additional comments?

    I dare someone to listen to this series and NOT laugh out loud. Go on, I DARE ya! :c)

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Sharon Pittsburgh, PA, United States 07-19-12
    Sharon Pittsburgh, PA, United States 07-19-12
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    "Fluffy fun, great narration and really easy listen"

    Amanda Ronconi is great in this performance. She captures the mood of the book perfectly and the book itself is great fun.

    I recommend this for anyone who likes a good chuckle and plenty of snark!!

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    Karin W. Dublin, CA USA 07-13-12
    Karin W. Dublin, CA USA 07-13-12 Member Since 2008

    Fantasy and Romance Author

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    "Entertaining and funny"

    On pretty much the worst day ever, small-town librarian Jane finds herself unemployed and undead in one fell swoop. What follows is an amusing, frequently funny story about her rocky adjustment to the life of a vampire, while trying to find a night job, trying to hide her new existence from her nosy, overbearing mother, and trying to figure out who's stalking her and harassing her.

    The mystery is fairly lightweight, the romance fairly conventional, and the "villain reveals all in a grand speech at the final confrontation" was kind of cheesy, but Amanda Ronconi's wry narration and the author's trademark snarky humor make this an entertaining way to liven up a boring commute.

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    Kimberly 06-20-12
    Kimberly 06-20-12 Member Since 2007

    Say something about yourself!

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    "Nice Surprise!!"

    I like to wait a little after I listen to a book to find out how I feel about it. This book was a nice surprise! I smile every time I think about it and will listen to it again. It is funny, very ???everybody??? of common people with normal issues ??? except the issues are not normal. A ghostly well loved dead aunt, an absolutely horrible grandmother, a doormat mother, and a sister that takes jealously to a whole new level. Then there are the friends???

    A very good escape; well worth the point.

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    Annie McKinney, TX, United States 05-26-12
    Annie McKinney, TX, United States 05-26-12 Member Since 2016

    Book Junkie

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    "For a good laugh listen to this series!!"

    I will always be a fan of this author. I love her humor and found myself laughing out loud at the most inappropriate times. Amanda did an amazing job of narrating the story. I love all vampire stories and this one is at the top of my list of all time fave's. It is a unique spin one the subject matter. I would see myself having the same dumb luck as the main character if vampires were real. Enjoy!!

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    Solace 05-04-12
    Solace 05-04-12 Member Since 2016
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    "Like Sookie Stackhouse but funnier and faster pace"
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    Just try the first one and I promise you'll enjoy the rest just as much.

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