• Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

  • Half-Moon Hollow, Book 1
  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (11,848 ratings)

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Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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Publisher's summary

Maybe it was the Shenanigans gift certificate that put her over the edge. When children's librarian and self-professed nice girl Jane Jameson is fired by her beastly boss and handed $25 in potato skins instead of a severance check, she goes on a bender that's sure to become Half Moon Hollow legend. On her way home, she's mistaken for a deer, shot, and left for dead. And thanks to the mysterious stranger she met while chugging neon-colored cocktails, she wakes up with a decidedly unladylike thirst for blood.

Jane is now the latest recipient of a gift basket from the Newly Undead Welcoming Committee, and her life-after-lifestyle is taking some getting used to. Her recently deceased favorite aunt is now her ghostly roommate. She has to fake breathing and endure daytime hours to avoid coming out of the coffin to her family. She's forced to forgo her favorite down-home Southern cooking for bags of O negative. Her relationship with her sexy, mercurial vampire sire keeps running hot and cold. And if all that wasn't enough, it looks like someone in Half Moon Hollow is trying to frame her for a series of vampire murders. What's a nice undead girl to do?

Love in vein: bite into more of Jane Jameson's paranormal exploits.
©2009 Molly Harper White (P)2010 Audible, Inc.

Critic reviews

"Hysterical laughs are the hallmark of this enchanting paranormal debut....Harper keeps the quips coming without overdoing the sarcasm, and her take on vampire lore will intrigue and entertain even the most jaded paranormal fan." ( Publishers Weekly)

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fun, funny and read well.

read straight through the day and got a lot of chores done. laughed out loud so many times. cute story and will read the next one too. No porn, no foul language and easy to listen to (good narration). Thanks for the giggles Molly.

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Lady Dragon

I really even if the main characters mother reminds me of mine, at least my brother is no where near as bad as her sister :)

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Loved this series!

I loved this book sooo much it made me laugh hard and out loud through out the book.

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Wonderful snarky humor

Jane is full of snarky humor that she uses to confront her new life as a vampire and deal with whomever is trying to get rid of her. Loved her relationships with best friend Zeb, Gabriel, Dick, and her family. The narrator, Amanda Ronconi, was amazing in bringing all the characters to life. Definitely recommend! Looking forward to listening\reading book 2.

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Sookie?

Cute, but feels like a PG-13 ripoff of the Sookie Stackhouse/True Blood lore. Vampires coming out publicly, bottled blood, bloody tears, etc. Great narration. Laugh out loud moments. Kept us entertained on our road trip, but I wouldn't call this romance. One thirty second sex scene does not a romance novel make.

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Worth listening to the rest of the series

I love Molly Harper and the narrator Amanda Ronconi. I have listened to all of the books that are available by this author and she does not disappoint. This is more chick lit than blood lust, so if you are looking for a loads of action and violence, this isn't it. It is a good tale of the main character Jane. She is hilarious with her witty and dry sense of humor. As you follow this character you come to love her quirks and the personalities of the other characters even more. I hated for the series to come to an end.

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It's Just Different

I enjoyed the sarcastic, witty humor of the main character. The book portrayed a different read of the paramormal, especially the vampire genre. I really liked the book.

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Cute Read

This was a decent book. I have to say it didn't really drag me into the series, but it was an easy, cute read.

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loved it

started with half moon hollow series, now going backwards to the jane books. things make more sense now.

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LOVED IT!!

I loved this book and loved the reader!!!!!! yea it was a like a sookie stackhouse book but I thought it was way funnier and not so raunchy

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