• Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors

  • Half-Moon Hollow, Book 4
  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (7,269 ratings)

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Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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WITH THIS RING, I THEE DEAD.

Just as Jane Jameson’s unlife seems to be stabilizing, fate sinks its fangs firmly into her butt. Despite her near-phobia of wedding planning, her no-frills nighttime nuptials to her sexy boyfriend, Gabriel, are coming along smoothly. That is, until she turns a fatally wounded teenage acquaintance, and the Council pronounces her responsible for the newborn vamp until he can control his thirst.

Jane’s kitchen barely holds enough Faux Type O to satiate the cute teen’s appetite and maintain Gabriel’s jealous streak at a slow simmer. As if keeping her hyperactive childe from sucking the blood out of the entire neighborhood isn’t enough to deal with, the persnickety ghost of Jane’s newly deceased grandma Ruthie has declared war on the fanged residents of River Oaks. Suddenly, choosing monogrammed cocktail napkins and a cake she can’t even eat seem downright relaxing in comparison.

Tensions inside the house are growing… and outside, a sinister force is aiming a stake straight for the center of Gabriel’s heart. Most brides just have to worry about choosing the right dress, but Jane fears that, at this rate, she’ll never make it down the aisle for the wedding all nice girls dream of.

©2012 Molly Harper (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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Where does Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

I feel it ranks right up there with....well....I think it is in the lead by a long shot!

Who was your favorite character and why?

Jane, of course! She is the person I would love to be if I were changed!!!

Have you listened to any of Amanda Ronconi’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Yes, I think she makes the story come together. I love listening to the books that she performs in..

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

No, I wanted to make it last so I listened to it while on my way to and from work. I did tell my husband that we need to move so that it takes longer for me to get to and from work...

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Repeat, repeat, repeat

I LOVE the combo of Molly Harper & Amanda Ronconi. I tend to relisten to these books every few months.

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hilarious

possibly the funniest thing I've read in a while ! the narrator was spot on with all voices.

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This is a series worth listening to!

I've listened to all of the books to this point and they have made me laugh.

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Very good

I really enjoyed this book, and I wish there were more books in the series. Molly Harper and Amanda Ronconi make an excellent pair. The writing and the reading of the books has been amazing. One of the best series that I have listened to.

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Spit my coffee out laughing

The story line is ok. Nothing profound but decent. But the way she puts things and the narrators "timing" is awesome and well worth the time to read something fun.

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Prescription for laughter!

If you love to laugh out loud, download this whole serires. Molly Harper does it again.

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Awesome

I love these books!!!!!

These are the best stories

Can't wait for the new one

A must read for all

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This new book is very funny and entertaining.

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Yes. I would recommend all of Molly Harper's series about Jane. This book brings all the players together in a funny way.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Jane is the best character. I like Jane because she is always in trouble and tries very hard to protect others from her problems, so that they will not get hurt or involved in her mess. Jane is always so funny in her ways of solving the problems, which makes her stories the best.

Which scene was your favorite?

The scene I liked was when Jane's mother goes to get the wedding dress and discovers that the Grandmother has cut it to shreds and Jane goes off and decides thst Grandma has to go.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

yes

Any additional comments?

no

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What a hoot!

Yet another really funny story. Molly's writing and Amanda's (queen of humour) narration are the bomb. Is it the end of Jane's mad undead life? I hope not cos these tales are way too hilarious to stop at four.

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