• Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors

  • Half-Moon Hollow, Book 4
  • By: Molly Harper
  • Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
  • Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (7,269 ratings)

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Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors

By: Molly Harper
Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
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WITH THIS RING, I THEE DEAD.

Just as Jane Jameson’s unlife seems to be stabilizing, fate sinks its fangs firmly into her butt. Despite her near-phobia of wedding planning, her no-frills nighttime nuptials to her sexy boyfriend, Gabriel, are coming along smoothly. That is, until she turns a fatally wounded teenage acquaintance, and the Council pronounces her responsible for the newborn vamp until he can control his thirst.

Jane’s kitchen barely holds enough Faux Type O to satiate the cute teen’s appetite and maintain Gabriel’s jealous streak at a slow simmer. As if keeping her hyperactive childe from sucking the blood out of the entire neighborhood isn’t enough to deal with, the persnickety ghost of Jane’s newly deceased grandma Ruthie has declared war on the fanged residents of River Oaks. Suddenly, choosing monogrammed cocktail napkins and a cake she can’t even eat seem downright relaxing in comparison.

Tensions inside the house are growing… and outside, a sinister force is aiming a stake straight for the center of Gabriel’s heart. Most brides just have to worry about choosing the right dress, but Jane fears that, at this rate, she’ll never make it down the aisle for the wedding all nice girls dream of.

©2012 Molly Harper (P)2012 Audible, Inc.

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Molly Harper is a winner again.

Ms Harper always writes a great and funny story. I laugh out loud at her clever riposts. I have never "heard" a better writer. I even have listened to her books through a second time as i have enjoyed them so much. Amanda Ronconi is the voice of her books and she does it beautifully. I look forward to her next and then the next. I am a fan, thank you both for you hard work and enjoyable stories and narrative.

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Need to make a TV comedy series!!!!

Where does Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

This was a great book 4. I loved the way it all tied in together.

Who was your favorite character and why?

All of them. They all go so well together.

Which character – as performed by Amanda Ronconi – was your favorite?

Jane!!! She just nails her voice and character so much.

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Would love to see this book made into a TV comedy series. I can totally see Whitney Cummings or someone like her playing Jane's role. If you had the right group this would be such a hit.

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So fun!

What did you love best about Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors?

Such a easy fun listen! It was a exciting story and VERY funny and witty.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors?

There is too many to remember...:)

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

She makes the characters come to life! I love listening to her read! She changes voices with each character and does a great job!

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Loved it!!!

Where does Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Love the reader's ability to translate the snarky/sarcastic voice so well!

Who was your favorite character and why?

Jane is awesome! She's a timex (takes a lickin & keeps on ticking)! Dick is an awesome character too! Poor Gabriel has some real competition to stand out among the quircky cast.

What does Amanda Ronconi bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

She is the voice of Jane or rather Molly Harper to me now...

If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors - no matter how much they deserve it!

Any additional comments?

Wish it was longer. Ending could have been stronger but was still good. Waiting for the next one!

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NARRATOR EXTRAORDINAIRE!!!!!

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Another brilliant entertaining dog walking listen. Jane and her friends are a hoot and the narrator Amanda Ronconi is my FAVOURITE book reader. Her Southern accent is perfect (well to my New Zealand ears). Molly Harper and Amanda Ronconi....my all time favourite duo.

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The whole series rocks!!!

Would you listen to Nice Girls Don't Bite Their Neighbors again? Why?

absolutely... the humor is fantastic, the storyline is entertaining and Amanda Ronconi is wonderful at bringing these characters to life

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surprise endings

I love this author. her characters are funny and smart. these are the type of stories where I don't want to read the next one because I'm afraid it will be the last one and I don't want them to end.

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fun to listen

I have been enjoying this series. It hits all genres. Each book can stand on its own.

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THE BEST

When it comes to the team of Molly Harper & Amanda Ronconi theres no need to even read the reviews , you know it's going to be 5 stars or more if allowed. I hope all of Molly Harpers books are narrated by Amanda Ronconi.

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Fan!

I liked other Molly's book (And One Last Thing... ) and have decided to try some of her Vampire books. After i finished listening of first one I have ordered( based on name and cover), in its epilogue I have heard that it is indeed a second book of the Jane Jameson Series. Well, my listening was in a wrong order, but I still enjoyed it a lot!!! 3 books sounded like a complete story, but I didnt want it to end! listen to 4rth one with pleasure as well. Fan, Fan, Fan with no fangs ;) !!!

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