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New Driver’s Guide
- A Hilarious Handbook for New (and Bad!) Drivers (Epic Fails, No More: Your Guide to Dodging Daily Disasters)
- Narrated by: Matt Weisgerber
- Length: 1 hr and 15 mins
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Publisher's summary
This side-splittingly funny and indispensable guide takes you on an uproarious journey through the ins and outs of driving. With relatable anecdotes and witty commentary, this book is your co-pilot to help you conquer your fears, avoid common mistakes, and tackle the road with confidence.
Author and self-proclaimed "World's Worst Driver" Wreck-it-Winston shares hilarious experiences behind the wheel, from epic parallel parking fails to unforgettable encounters with road-rage warriors. With a witty and light-hearted approach, you will learn invaluable lessons in road safety, vehicle maintenance, and how to remain cool under pressure.
Inside this entertaining handbook, you'll discover:
Comical insights into the secret lives of driving instructors
Hysterical tips for navigating rush hour traffic and road trips
Humorous advice on dealing with backseat drivers and overeager passengers
Unforgettable stories of near-misses, automotive blunders, and epic driving fails
Practical guidance on car maintenance and emergency preparedness
Whether you're a new driver or a seasoned pro with a penchant for bumper cars, the "New Driver's Guide: A Hilarious Handbook for New (and Bad!) Drivers" is your ticket to enjoying the road with a smile on your face. Get ready to rev up your engine and unleash your inner speed demon (safely, of course) as you cruise through this laugh-out-loud guide to becoming the best driver you can be.
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- 02-02-24
Written by a Professional
This book was written by a professional jerk. My bet is, a retired cop. No teenager is going to read past the first couple of times the author tells them they are a moron. All the pop-culture references are for people born in the late 1960s and early 1970s. This book is unadulterated communications garbage. I can’t imagine anyone but a cop would find this funny. And their driving won’t be improved by it.
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