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Dog on It Audiobook

Dog on It: A Chet and Bernie Mystery

In this, their first adventure, Chet and Bernie investigate the disappearance of Madison, a teenage girl who may or may not have been kidnapped, but who has definitely gotten mixed up with some very unsavory characters.
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Publisher's Summary

Meet Chet, the wise and lovable canine narrator of Dog on It, who works alongside Bernie, a down-on-his-luck private investigator. Chet might have flunked out of police school ("I'd been the best leaper in K-9 class, which had led to all the trouble in a way I couldn't remember exactly, although blood was involved"), but he's a detective through and through.

In this, their first adventure, Chet and Bernie investigate the disappearance of Madison, a teenage girl who may or may not have been kidnapped, but who has definitely gotten mixed up with some very unsavory characters. A well-behaved, gifted student, she didn't arrive home after school and her divorced mother is frantic. Bernie is quick to take the case -- something about a cash flow problem that Chet's not all that clear about -- and he's relieved, if vaguely suspicious, when Madison turns up unharmed with a story that doesn't add up. But when she disappears for a second time in a week, Bernie and Chet aren't taking any chances; they launch a full-blown investigation. Without a ransom demand, they're not convinced it's a kidnapping, but they are sure of one thing: something smells funny.

Their search for clues takes them into the desert to biker bars and other exotic locals, with Chet's highly trained nose leading the way. Both Chet and Bernie bring their own special skills to the hunt, one that puts each of them in peril. But even as the bad guys try to turn the tables, this duo is nothing if not resourceful, and the result is an uncommonly satisfying adventure.

With his doggy ways and his endearingly hardboiled voice, Chet is full of heart and occasionally prone to mischief. He is intensely loyal to Bernie, who, though distracted by issues that Chet has difficulty understanding -- like divorce, child custody, and other peculiar human concerns -- is enormously likable himself, in his flawed, all-too-human way.

©2009 Spencer Quinn; (P)2009 Recorded Books, LLC

What the Critics Say

"Dog on It has got more going for it than 50 of those cat cozies ... My sincere advice to you is to rush to your nearest bookstore and put your paws on this enchanting, one-of-a-kind novel." (Stephen King)

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    S. Beard 07-01-14
    S. Beard 07-01-14
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    "Charming"
    Where does Dog on It rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    light and funny...easy listening while hands are busy (gardening, driving, etc)


    What did you like best about this story?

    Chet's point of view is dog-on-it humerous


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    So entertaining it makes you want to do chores just to keep listening!


    Any additional comments?

    Narrator enhances voice of Chet

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    Dawn 06-06-14
    Dawn 06-06-14 Member Since 2004
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    "Excellent Dog Character"
    What made the experience of listening to Dog on It the most enjoyable?

    The humor.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Chet


    What does Jim Frangione bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Loved how he did Chet.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Where did I hide my bone?


    Any additional comments?

    Easy read, very entertaining, smart and funny dog.

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    Jeanah_99 Crystal Lake, Il, United States 04-30-14
    Jeanah_99 Crystal Lake, Il, United States 04-30-14 Member Since 2016

    Say something about yourself!

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    "Dog lover=purchase!!!"

    The first book in a series!! Love it. It's written from a dogs point of view. I Being a dog and cat lover can understand and find many laughs in this book. Plus a crime to solve.
    Chet is a big dog that helps Bernie solve crimes in there PI business.
    Mr Quinn has a great understanding of dogs. He is able to put into words what we as human believe dogs are thinking.

    Mr Frangione is great as always. I find a giggle everytime he says "perp"!!!

    Just listen you will like!

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    Mike From Mesa 04-29-14 Member Since 2015

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    "Cute and OK."

    I bought this book because the premise sounded interesting and because I had listened to, and thoroughly enjoyed, Suspect. That book so thoroughly captivated me that I thought I should give this book, also centered around a dog, a try. But, since that book was so good, I should have expected a bit of a disappointment.

    Dog on It is told completely from the perspective of Chet, the dog, and thus offers a bit of a change of view. The writing is decent, the plot is simple, but relatively interesting and viewing the events through the eyes and mind of the dog is cute, at least for the first book. I am not sure the device will remain fresh and interesting through all of the volumes of the series. Chet himself is an interesting character although Bernie and the other humans seemed to lack any real depth as people. The narration is acceptable although there are some unexpected and needless pauses and at times the flow suffers because of those pauses.

    The concept of telling the story through the eyes and mind of the dog is cute and the book itself is OK. I am not sure I will listen to the next book in the series because the human characters lack any real interest. That may change as Bernie has met a love interest and their future relationship may add that missing depth to the humans in the book, but at this point the best I can say is that it is cute and OK.

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    lletton LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, US 04-19-14
    lletton LEXINGTON, KENTUCKY, US 04-19-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Dog lovers will love this"
    What did you like about this audiobook?

    This was a fun listen on a long road trip. I laughed out loud at the canine adventures, those universal things that make us love our dogs. It was a mundane mystery - not terribly interesting, but Chet and Bernie and their relationship made it shine. I loved this and can't wait to listen to the whole series.


    Do you have any additional comments?

    I thought the narrator captured Chet's personality and mannerisms really well.

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    Patti 04-12-14
    Patti 04-12-14
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    "Bernie and Chet make a great team!"

    Great read! Loved the story and the narrator. Excellent job! I am a dog lover and I laughed at Chet's thought process and lack of awareness of his own actions at times - I have witnessed those with my own dogs through the years. Well done Spencer Quinn and Jim Frangione. It was the second time I've listened to "Dog on It". Loved it so much again that I just purchased all of the rest of the series. Can't wait to get started!

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    John Arp, TX, United States 03-28-14
    John Arp, TX, United States 03-28-14
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    "Enjoyed overall, but a few minor issues"

    I enjoyed this book, but it was sometimes stilted and awkward. I couldn't decide if it was the author or the narrator that made it feel awkward. The basic story line was good and I didn't have a problem that everything was from the dog's point of view. I will definitely go on to the second book and hope that the characters fill out a bit and flow more easily. I would definitely recommend this story for teens or older. Mrs. John

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    Stephanie Menasha, WI, United States 06-10-13
    Stephanie Menasha, WI, United States 06-10-13 Member Since 2014
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    "This series is great!"
    Would you listen to Dog on It again? Why?

    I would definately listen to the book again. It was well written, I love the characters and being written from the dog's perspecitive is wonderful! So many good/funny insights on what a dog might be thinking!


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    Beth down the Road 06-02-13

    Dog Enthusiast! Love the outdoors

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    "If You Have a Dog"
    What made the experience of listening to Dog on It the most enjoyable?

    The characters especially Chet


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Chet of course! I have dogs and he reminds me of what is going on in the mind of one of mine, QPJ


    Have you listened to any of Jim Frangione’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Probably, just can't remember which ones


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Not really


    Any additional comments?

    Having had dogs for many years this series makes me wonder what goes through the minds of my mutts. Chet has the personality that you would hope your own dog would have. His "flighty" moments is hilarious and typical of my dogs. Great read and a pretty good story.

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    Kathy Davis, CA, United States 05-30-13
    Kathy Davis, CA, United States 05-30-13 Member Since 2008

    Newly retired, I am a reading fiend! I like many types of books, both fiction and non-fiction, with the exception of romance and fantasy

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    "Just a "meh" from this dog lover!"

    I didn't really dislike this book--it just failed to grab me on any level. The narrator was okay given the material he had to work with. I guess it was just too light and fluffy for me with no meat on its bones at all.

    I got a few laughs from the dog but the weak plot just killed it for me along with the stereotyped evil Russians. I really didn't care if the girl got rescued or not. I never got to know who she really was, certainly not enough to worry about her being returned. I didn't even get a feel for Bernie, the main character. Oh, sorry, the dog is the main character. His doggy character was developed and we did get a feel for who HE was.

    I just don't feel that I got enough from this book to recommend it.

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