Limited-time special: Special bonus inside! That's right... For a limited time you can download a free audiobook version of Timmie Guzzmann's Dog Jerk Joke Book with your purchase of Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! You and your kids will laugh out loud at funny sound effects of Jerky Dogs and funny Dog Pee Jerk Jokes. That's twice the fun! This is a great book if you are looking at a funny rhyming books for children, funny dog poems for kids, hilarious dog stories for kids, or rhyming books for children with humorous dog cartoon illustrations.
Dog lovers will laugh out loud at the jerkiness of their furry friends with these curious and humorous dog poems and rhymes. In this hilarious book of tongue-twisting and rhyming poetry, Timmie watches dogs while they think nobody watches them and unlocks the poet in him. Powered by his creative potential Timmie Guzzmann, the author of Dogs Are Just Really Big Jerks! explains the jerky and weird behavior and of these egocentric dogs. The poems collected in the book perfectly capture the inner workings of the jerk dog psyche. The book includes funny, hilarious, and whimsical illustrations that reveal doggys at their jerkiest moments. Timmie opens the window of truth to shed light onto the most humorous and most daring jerk moments lived by these fickle, perky, and pesky egomaniacs as they are going on about their day in a truly jerky way. Timmie exposes true jerk personality and exposes some secrets that have never been told before. Timmie takes a very refreshing approach (and you will laugh out loud!) and tells his rhyming story that is chock full of jerk personality, a jerkiness that really is out of this world (ootwjr AKA out of this world jerk reality!) Let yourself be wowed and dive into a totally new genre of cat jerkiness because you won't believe how these jerks are acting when they think nobody is watching them...
©2014 Timmie Guzzmann (P)2014 Timmie Guzzmann
Yes. This book was so freaking funny omg who would have known thats whay dogs act how they do.
Each part of it
I would leave the name
OMG This is soooo hilarious. This is one of the most funniest books ever
The humor about dogs.
Yes. This book is HILARIOUS!!
How funny it was I loved it and will listen to it again anytime!!!
Dogs A Million.
Yes, this was one of the most funniest animals books ever!
The entire story was great!
the amount of clever and wit the authorm displayed writing this poem !! it's so funny !!!
His voice was very light and full of personality...realled made me enjoy this cute poem !!
Yes, the poem was very captivating and amusing, the narrator kept my attention as well !
great short poem !! love your work !! <3
Yes, a very cute and entertaining poem for young and old alike...with a very clear message.
Think Cat-in-the-hat , sing-songy rhyme type poetry, that is very catchy and easy on the ears..
No, but his voice was very pleasant and entertaining...very youthful!!
This book made me laugh several times to myself.. I had to catch myself a few times , because more than once i've burst out laughing at this clever little poem on my commute to work...only to be met by blank stares. If they only knew the magic and wonder of this poem.
Super Funny Poem !
It was very amusing and enteraining, we are all dogs *insider ;)
This book made me smile from ear to ear... beginning to end!! sooo cute and clever!
Please Please PLEASE get this if you love short witty poetry!!
Hilarious, Cute, Clever
Loved the narrator's voice...pitch inflections and character voices make the story very entertaining
A barrel of laughs!!!!
This book is an Analogy for cheating men/women! Classic!
Yes, I love dogs and the same way the author described them is actually how dogs work. Not sure of the mindset part lol but hey my dog is always flirting with me.
How dogs just jump from one open arm to the next....Animal comedy.
The whole performance. His deliverance was amazing I would not change a thing.
It made me laugh my heart out!!!
I LOVE THIS BOOK!!!!
This is one of my favorite books. The author is so right dos will leave you high and dry.
The whole book really.
He has such a strong delivery and his voice compliments.
At first it was because I was unsure where it would lead based of the title.
A little dog humor.
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