• Gold, Girls, and Glory: The Complete Series

  • By: Hondo Jinx
  • Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
  • Length: 40 hrs and 17 mins
  • 4.6 out of 5 stars (331 ratings)

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Gold, Girls, and Glory: The Complete Series

By: Hondo Jinx
Narrated by: Andrea Parsneau
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Publisher's summary

Cut class. Kick ass. Save the friggin world.

When college sophomore Dan Marshall's life morphs into a hybrid of Penn State and a homebrew tabletop RPG adventure, he grabs his talking two-handed sword and hits campus, seeking gold, girls, and glory.

But even with two beautiful bad-ass women at his side, how can a low-level barbarian survive when he’s pitted against a fraternity of gnolls, a dungeon full of nightmares, and an apocalyptic death cult bent on destroying the whole world?

This compilation edition chronicles Dan's epic rise to power and includes all four previously-published books in the complete series: Dan the Barbarian, Dan the Adventurer, Dan the Destroyer, and Dan the Warlord. To prevent spoilers, the above description covers only the first book.

Warning: This over-the-top adventure series contains graphic violence, undefined relationships/harem, and a foul-mouthed two-handed sword. Listen at your own risk.

©2018, 2019 Hondo Jinx (P)2021 Hondo Jinx

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The Performance was Good

The performance was engaging and energetic. Andrea did a good job of creating distinct characters and building suspense.
Unfortunately, the main character was just dumb. He made the same mistake repeatedly even after he “learned” from it. I couldn’t finish the story due to repeated character stupidity for the sake of moving the story along.

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Great Story

Hondo's entry into the scene is a smash. Literally. By Crom, it's right up there with Conan, but hotter women!

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lively

loved it each book was excellent in revealing each character in the story. you really got to know each character.

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Totally awesome

If you like D and D then you will love this story. I loved it and laughed a lot. I kinda wished there was a part where Dan went to the real world with the succubus and stirred up some hell then went back but it was still awesome.

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Fun. totally grabs you by the imagination.

This was wonderfully written and voiced. The sex scenes where intense but really porn. porn isn't story driven, this was. I'll be listening to this again and again. LOVE IT!!!

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The best one I have listened to.

This is the best I have listend to matter a fact I am going to start over ty for making a perfect book series excellent

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Entertaining

This book series is entertaining. That said it's hard to get through at times. It's missing a key part. The realism needed to make your brain picture it. The sex is over the top. the plots are crazy and the author talks about how bad of a book it would make at the end.. I still found it entertaining and it was long enough to make it worth the purchase.

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Great Series!! Amazing NARRATOR!!

Great Series!! Andrea is amazing and can bring any story to life...Big Fan..Great series. amazing plots ...twist...struggles ...women. My only struggle is the women just helplessly falling in love with him after getting his @#$& or seed. TOO MANY Wives.... I didn't like the leveling system either took too long to level up ....but overall great book series!

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it was ok

Story was OK. Fairly predictable.Was not fond of the narrator. Worth the credit if nothing else.

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I like this series a lot.

Kind of a nice tweak on the usually LitRPG trope where it is not a VR game or straight up transported to another world (isekai) but rather it is a magic wish that combines the modern world with a D&D style game. I like that it leaves the world open to then combine modern tech and fantasy RPG magic and monsters.

Also this is the first book series where the author got it right and actually changes common idioms to fit the situation. like having a cyclops character and changing all phrases like "rolled their eyes at you" to just use the singular "eye" correctly. Although, it does get a bit tedious with replacing every use of the word "hell' with "hades" instead.

Overall it is a good book series, as long as you don't mind the sex scenes. Those are actually pretty good as well.

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