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Funny Jokes for Kids and Adults for Every Occasion: Dog, Cat, Tiger, Halloween, Spider Jokes for Kids and Adults
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While observing exotic animal trainers for her acclaimed book Kicked, Bitten, and Scratched, journalist Amy Sutherland had an epiphany: What if she used these training techniques with the human animals in her own life?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Quick and witty
- By Amazon Customer on 05-21-16
By: Amy Sutherland
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South Toward Home
- Adventures and Misadventures in My Native Land
- By: Julia Reed, Jon Meecham - foreword
- Narrated by: Julia Reed, Dan Bittner - introduction
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 105
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 91
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Story5 out of 5 stars 91
In thinking about her native land, Julia Reed quotes another Southern writer, Willie Morris, who said, “It’s the juxtapositions that get you down here.” These juxtapositions are, for Julia Reed, the soul of the South and in her warmhearted and funny new audiobook, South Toward Home, she chronicles her adventures through the highs and the lows of Southern life - the Delta hot tamale festival, a masked ball, a rollicking party in a boat on a sand bar, scary Christian billboards, and the southern affection for the lowly possum.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Julia Reed IS the SOUTH
- By toni on 05-23-20
By: Julia Reed, and others
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The Turtle of Oman
- By: Naomi Shihab Nye
- Narrated by: Peter Ganim
- Length: 4 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 56
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Story4 out of 5 stars 45
Aref does not want to move to Michigan. He's sure the kids there won't like him. Also, he has everything he needs right where he is! But Sidi has another point of view. Sidi says Aref will go and come back. Just like a falcon or the turtles of Oman, he'll travel far and make his way home to Muscat. So Aref sets out to say good-bye to everything he loves. Good-bye to Mish-Mish, Diram, Sulima, dunes, Sidi…. But how can he stand it?
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5 out of 5 stars
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A long goodbye
- By K Gray on 02-03-24
By: Naomi Shihab Nye
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Hot White Heist 2
- By: Adam Goldman
- Narrated by: Bowen Yang, Jane Lynch, Cynthia Nixon, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 38 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 358
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 347
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Story4 out of 5 stars 347
Two years after successfully melting down the top secret sperm bank under the Space Needle, the CLITO collective (Community of Lesbians Inclusive To Others) is thriving on their newly acquired private island, Lesbos 2. All is well in their queer utopia. Or is it? Investigative reporter Sarah Keebler (Sarah Steele) is piecing together the crew's previous heist for her bombshell true-crime podcast–and getting dangerously close to the truth.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Love Bowen Yang
- By Sheena Bambus on 03-15-24
By: Adam Goldman
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Born a Crime
- Stories from a South African Childhood
- By: Trevor Noah
- Narrated by: Trevor Noah
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 213,768
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 193,414
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Story5 out of 5 stars 192,443
In this award-winning Audible Studios production, Trevor Noah tells his wild coming-of-age tale during the twilight of apartheid in South Africa. It’s a story that begins with his mother throwing him from a moving van to save him from a potentially fatal dispute with gangsters, then follows the budding comedian’s path to self-discovery through episodes both poignant and comical.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great book and perfect narration
- By MarilynArms on 12-15-16
By: Trevor Noah
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Yellow Face
- A Semi-autobiographical Comedy
- By: David Henry Hwang
- Narrated by: Daniel Dae Kim (CK), Ashley Park, Wendell Pierce, and others
- Length: 1 hr and 44 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 99
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 78
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 78
Winner of an Obie and a finalist for the Pulitzer Prize, and directed by Tony nominee Leigh Silverman, Yellow Face is as timely as ever, wrestling with issues of cultural appropriation, complicity, and artistic freedom. It’s brought to life in this audio-only revival by a stunning all-star cast (many playing themselves) led by Daniel Dae Kim.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Funny, great audible performance, and good dialogue.
- By Ed the Canadian on 05-04-24
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Cut and Thirst
- A Short Story
- By: Margaret Atwood
- Narrated by: Joyce Bean
- Length: 1 hr and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3 out of 5 stars 76
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 73
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Story3 out of 5 stars 72
Myrna, Leonie, and Chrissy meet every Thursday to sample fine cheeses, to reminisce about their former lives as professors, and lately, to muse about murder. Decades ago, a vicious cabal of male poets contrived—quite publicly and successfully—to undermine the writing career, confidence, and health of their dear friend Fern. Now, after Fern has taken a turn for the worse, her three old friends decide that it’s finally time to strike back—in secret, of course, since Fern is far too gentle to approve of a vendetta.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Smart women
- By Janice on 05-18-24
By: Margaret Atwood
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 18,652
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,676
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 16,651
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness. He is surrounded by Vonnegut's usual large cast of continuing characters (notably here the hack science fiction writer Kilgore Trout and the alien Tralfamadorians, who oversee his life and remind him constantly that there is no causation, no order, no motive to existence).
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4 out of 5 stars
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,259
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 15,728
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Story4 out of 5 stars 15,662
Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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5 out of 5 stars
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,117
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 991
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Story4 out of 5 stars 987
Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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3 out of 5 stars
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 55,768
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 50,247
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 49,991
Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 5,148
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 4,569
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Story4 out of 5 stars 4,577
Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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Sorry I'm Late, I Didn't Want to Come
- One Introvert's Year of Saying Yes
- By: Jessica Pan
- Narrated by: Jessica Pan
- Length: 8 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 45
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 42
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 42
What would happen if a shy introvert lived like a gregarious extrovert for one year? If she knowingly and willingly put herself in perilous social situations that she’d normally avoid at all costs? Writer Jessica Pan intends to find out. With the help of various extrovert mentors, Jessica sets up a series of personal challenges (talk to strangers, perform stand-up comedy, host a dinner party, travel alone, make friends on the road, and much, much worse) to explore whether living like an extrovert can teach her lessons that might improve the quality of her life.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Encouraging memoir: Sorry, cheer
- By Aaron Menz on 07-03-23
By: Jessica Pan
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Escape from Virtual Island
- An Audio Comedy
- By: John Lutz
- Narrated by: Paul Rudd, Jack McBrayer, Sue Galloway, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Original Recording
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 6,897
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 6,118
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Story4 out of 5 stars 6,115
In the year 2038, there’s only one destination that can play host to the world’s wealthiest adventure seekers: the Pengalaman Island Resort and Virtual Reality Theme Park. Located on a private South Pacific island, guests here live out their wildest fantasies in custom-made virtual reality simulations while also enjoying the usual amenities of an exclusive five-star getaway. All is relatively breezy until famed billionaire and avid guest, Mr. Wagner, goes missing within a virtual simulation. His only hope? A daring rescue led by Derek Ambrose and his ragtag search party.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Story is a Bit Stupid
- By Jeffrey veals on 04-03-20
By: John Lutz
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What listeners say about Funny Jokes for Kids and Adults for Every Occasion: Dog, Cat, Tiger, Halloween, Spider Jokes for Kids and Adults
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- Dave and Virginia Cohick
- 07-09-19
It Made Me Snort
If it makes me snort it’s great. But to me snorting is bad because that means I laughed to hard and made myself snort. Yes it’s for kids but sometimes you just need a clean simple joke that makes you snort so whether you get this for you kids or any kid or just for a quick silly laugh it’s just great. https://www.audible.com/pd/Funny-Jokes-for-Kids-and-Adults-for-Every-Occasion-Dog-Cat-Tiger-Halloween-Spider-Jokes-for-Kids-and-Adults-Audiobook/B07T2KSFVN #jokes
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- FooFooFurReal
- 09-04-19
Wide range of jokes
I include little notes with jokes on them in my 10yo lunch box everyday and figured I’d be able to pick up some new ones from this. There’s a huge range of jokes, some were well over my sons head definitely more geared towards older people which is fine since it is for kids and adults. Some were so silly it makes you laugh at the sheer ridiculousness of it, there are plenty of legitimately funny ones too. There was several my son didn’t understand simply due to the way it was presented. The way it’s narrated is a bit drone like and the words are broken up far more than needed, the accentuation is way over done. I wouldn’t have had so many pauses in the words themselves,we aren’t phonetically trying to sound it out. Just read it and if you must add only a slight flection to the tone it’s read in, not so over the top. The narration is really the only part of this either my son or myself had an issue with.
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- Amber Johnson
- 07-09-19
Kids loved this
The kids absolutely loved this. I set it up on my computer and let them listen to jokes while they did their chores. They have been running around for the last couple of days telling some of these jokes to everybody they see. I thought the jokes was very cute and appropriate for kids.
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- Liza Beth
- 09-14-19
Tons of laughs
This book is great! It contains lots of seasonal jokes, animal jokes and much, much more. My daughter and I listen to it everyday. She loves to re-tell all of her favorite jokes from the book to everyone. This book is very funny and has given us tons of laughs. Some of the jokes are so super silly that I can't help but giggle right along with her. We listen to this book at home, in the car and on-the-go. We even pick out a funny joke together, write it down on a napkin and include it in my husband's lunchbox so he can share a special laugh with us while he is at work. We love this book!
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- Dr. Nina
- 06-26-19
A Fun time for ALL!
I absolutely love this audiobook. It's super funny and my 8-year-old son loves it! It's something the whole family enjoys. We commute a lot for and instead of him being stuck on his game we listen to these funny jokes. This audiobook is family approved.
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- The Hartjoys
- 06-25-19
Hilarious
Too much fun! Both my 9o and 5yo daughters love the jokes. I can hear them giggle as they listen and know that at any moment they will be coming to tell me or their Grandma one of the funny jokes they have heard. It is also fun to listen as they recall the joke and punchline.
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
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- David
- 08-20-19
My Kids absolutely loved this book!
So i was going to read this on my own, but decided hey why not so i sat both kids down and let them listen to this audio book. And they loved it so much! They sat still and listened to the whole thing. I can't wait to have them listen to another. Great ebook!
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- TadofDAT
- 07-09-19
Everyday oldies
A lot of the jokes have been used for years and can be told by your elders. It is age appropriate for youth and does make them giggle for the most part. It is worth getting.
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- Danielle Bridges
- 07-13-19
Overused jokes that are read poorly
This book is read poorly, the narrator breaks the jokes up in a way they are not funny or do not make sense. Several of the jokes are the same with minimal changes made. The jokes are overused and not original,
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