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Where'd You Go, Bernadette Audiobook

Where'd You Go, Bernadette: A Novel

Bernadette Fox is notorious. To her Microsoft-guru husband, she's a fearlessly opinionated partner; to fellow private-school mothers in Seattle, she's a disgrace; to design mavens, she's a revolutionary architect, and to 15-year-old Bee, she is a best friend and, simply, Mom.

Then Bernadette disappears. It began when Bee aced her report card and claimed her promised reward: a family trip to Antarctica. But Bernadette's intensifying allergy to Seattle - and people in general - has made her so agoraphobic that a virtual assistant in India now runs her most basic errands.

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Bernadette Fox is notorious. To her Microsoft-guru husband, she's a fearlessly opinionated partner; to fellow private-school mothers in Seattle, she's a disgrace; to design mavens, she's a revolutionary architect, and to 15-year-old Bee, she is a best friend and, simply, Mom.

Then Bernadette disappears. It began when Bee aced her report card and claimed her promised reward: a family trip to Antarctica. But Bernadette's intensifying allergy to Seattle - and people in general - has made her so agoraphobic that a virtual assistant in India now runs her most basic errands. A trip to the end of the earth is problematic.

To find her mother, Bee compiles email messages, official documents, secret correspondence - creating a compulsively readable and touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter's role in an absurd world.

©2012 Maria Semple (P)2012 Hachette Audio

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    Paulette 06-13-14
    Paulette 06-13-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Perfect narration!"
    Where does Where'd You Go, Bernadette rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I loved this book so much and the audio made it even better. Wasn't expecting the singing in the middle of the book. Bravo!


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    Laura 06-12-14
    Laura 06-12-14 Member Since 2015
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    "Unique, extraordinary, moving, hilarious!"
    Where does Where'd You Go, Bernadette rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Really this was one of my top, top favorites, maybe ever. I was enamored right from the start by the fun mixed media style narrative, the creative, quirky characters, and the fantastic performance. I had a needling feeling that the performer's voice was very familiar, and finally checked wikipedia and realized she is a character on one of my favorite TV shows, Gilmore Girls. It was barely possible, but that probably made me love this audiobook even more!


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    Audiblellen W Des Moines, IA, United States 05-26-14
    Audiblellen W Des Moines, IA, United States 05-26-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Narrator Should Have the Audibook Oscar"

    The way the story is told through emails and notes, listening to it takes some attention. But the narrator Kathleen Wilhoite more than makes up for it. Her interpretation of this story is a total delight, makes me glad I listened rather than read.

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    sarahjean Midwest USA 05-18-14
    sarahjean Midwest USA 05-18-14 Member Since 2015
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    "Hilarious Reality"
    What did you love best about Where'd You Go, Bernadette?

    The joy, honesty, and sarcasm used by the characters to tell the story. The relevance of reference to current culture. Using current technology as a method to deliver storyline and develop characters.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Bernadette because she is hilarious and honest about her agoraphobia, her disdain for current culture of overer- parenting, her rotten and hopeless feelings and her hanging in there until she rediscovered her passion for life.


    What does Kathleen Wilhoite bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Narration jumped out of my ear phones and into my heart and thoughts. Beautiful transitions from Bee to Bernadette, to the various supporting characters.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Bernadette leaves the house and finds her life.


    Any additional comments?

    Loved this book,

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    Emily 04-30-14
    Emily 04-30-14 Member Since 2013
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    "I wanted more!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Where'd You Go, Bernadette to be better than the print version?

    I think I would have enjoyed this book either way, however it did take me a chapter or so to adapt to the the voice of the narrator. Once I was able to listen to the words instead of the sound, I couldn't stop listening. In fact, I listened to the story more than once and shared it with my sister and best friend.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    I fell in love with all the characters and the way the interacted with each other. It was honest and had such an accurate way of describing how parents interact. My favorite character was Bernadette. She is vibrant with a lot of life, but was lost in a world she knew nothing about or rather wanted nothing to do with. She is smart and capable yet has some issues she struggles to deal with. I loved her interaction with her daughter and their relationship.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I enjoyed this book. It was fun and entertaining. Sometimes you need a book just for a good laugh. This was the one for me.


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    Lois Agoura Hills, CA United States 04-30-14
    Lois Agoura Hills, CA United States 04-30-14 Member Since 2015

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    "Delightful. . ."
    If you could sum up Where'd You Go, Bernadette in three words, what would they be?

    Quirky, outrageous, real. . .


    What did you like best about this story?

    The adorable and lovable characters, the narrator, the story. . .


    Have you listened to any of Kathleen Wilhoite’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I don't think she has read any other books because I looked for other books narrated by her and couldn't find any.


    If you could take any character from Where'd You Go, Bernadette out to dinner, who would it be and why?

    Bernadette, because she was so real and so quirky and fun.


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    Candace C. Los Angeles, CA, United States 04-09-14
    Candace C. Los Angeles, CA, United States 04-09-14 Member Since 2016
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    "What a great tale."
    What made the experience of listening to Where'd You Go, Bernadette the most enjoyable?

    The structure of the novel was very entertaining. It was linear, but not your typical narration. Kathleen Wilhoite really mastered the individual voices of the characters.


    What did you like best about this story?

    It was hilarious and stressful at the same time. I got great insight into the main characters from their own correspondences. I enjoyed getting different perspectives on the same events.


    Which character – as performed by Kathleen Wilhoite – was your favorite?

    Bernadette and Bee were my FAVES! Audrey was a runner up.


    Who was the most memorable character of Where'd You Go, Bernadette and why?

    Bernadette, because this was her story told by everyone experiencing it.


    Any additional comments?

    Definitely lived up to the hype.

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    Janiene 04-04-14
    Janiene 04-04-14 Member Since 2014
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    "And they lived happily ever after!"
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    I was surprised to see this story described as funny or fun. A depressed mother who has become a shut in because of her own anger, immaturity, and inability to deal with loss and perceived failure in her life. A husband completely absorbed in work life, avoiding his home life, who ultimately betrays his wife in a number of ways, even if he could plead ignorance. Arrogant, nasty, manipulative characters that bully her due to their own immaturity and self-serving purposes. I really struggled to find any characters I liked. Maybe I just know too many people like the ones portrayed in this story, but it was a disappointment to me. The mother, daughter relationship is highlighted. They love each other so much and Mom makes life so interesting and fun, and everyone that doesn't get mom is stupid, 'cause she is really great. Bee keeps 100% of the faith in her mother, but really being a little girl, that is all she ultimately is able to do. Prove to her mom that she would go to the moon and back for her. The ending tied up many loose ends, but it was unrealistic to the point I rolled my eyes. The book was concluded much like a little girl would. None of the deeper issues were really addressed "We will just live a normal life now" and "I will just forgive my husband for impregnating another person, an enemy who had been one of those bullies, because I cant imagine being with out him"... and they all lived happily ever after! Really!?!?


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    Gabrielle Centralia, WA, United States 03-30-14
    Gabrielle Centralia, WA, United States 03-30-14 Member Since 2015

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    "Loved it"
    What was one of the most memorable moments of Where'd You Go, Bernadette?

    Since I'm a Washingtonian I found Bernadette's rantings pretty amusing. Yes, they were extreme at times, but really not so far off the mark. "Can you believe this weather!? Yes, yes I can."


    Which character – as performed by Kathleen Wilhoite – was your favorite?

    Kathleen did an amazing job with the gnats!


    Any additional comments?

    I finally knocked this one off my to-read list and wasn't disappointed. I'm picky about audio books, and Kathleen's performance was excellent. I loved the back stories, especially those regarding Bernadette's architectural projects. It's always fun to listen to a story set in your own geographical area, I think it makes it that much more real.

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    Farien 03-21-14
    Farien 03-21-14 Member Since 2015
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    "On the Best Seller List for a Reason"
    What did you love best about Where'd You Go, Bernadette?

    A mystery told in snippets of a life torn down.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Where'd You Go, Bernadette?

    Having a virtual assistant and then finding out this assistant was not as helpful as you thought.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    This book surprised me. Most movies and especially sit coms are predictable; I enjoy being surprised.


    Any additional comments?

    This book got me hooked on TED talks, which I had never heard of and not see and hear everywhere.

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