Bernadette Fox is notorious. To her Microsoft-guru husband, she's a fearlessly opinionated partner; to fellow private-school mothers in Seattle, she's a disgrace; to design mavens, she's a revolutionary architect, and to 15-year-old Bee, she is a best friend and, simply, Mom.
Then Bernadette disappears. It began when Bee aced her report card and claimed her promised reward: a family trip to Antarctica. But Bernadette's intensifying allergy to Seattle - and people in general - has made her so agoraphobic that a virtual assistant in India now runs her most basic errands. A trip to the end of the earth is problematic.
To find her mother, Bee compiles email messages, official documents, secret correspondence - creating a compulsively readable and touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter's role in an absurd world.
©2012 Maria Semple (P)2012 Hachette Audio
I suffered through the first quarter of the audiobook and then stopped it. The characters are neurotic housewives. Neuroticism is their only dimension, i.e., they are one-dimensional characters. They lack even the second dimension of flat, cardboard characters.
There's no plot. After more than two hours I expect something to happen. Descriptions consist solely of brand names. Several characters work at Microsoft but there's no "ring of truth" suggesting that the author has any idea what it's like to work at Microsoft.
Most annoying is the writing style. It's a mixture of first person narrative (Bee) and e-mails that the adults write to each other. Each e-mail is pages long and reveal personal information one would never share with, for example, an outsourcing agency in India. The author apparently hasn't discovered Twitter or figured out that most people write short e-mails. The author is apparently trying to be funny but I didn't laugh at anything.
Yes loved the perfomance
I was couldn't figure out the ending, usually I can
Bee and her mom, I love them all, she did the school parents very well
Bee- loved her
when I started I wasn't in love with the book but I could stop and before I knew it I was in love with the book, I felt a lot of sympathy with the characters, even the ones I didn't like near the end.
I LOVE to listen to audiobooks - the Audible ap is by far the best thing that's ever happend to my iPhone.
What mother doesn't want to get away at times? What mother doesn't wish that she could just walk away from all of the demands of home, children, spouse and peers?
This book is a solid story about a mother who checks out - and it's not just lighthearted... you get into the meat of a potential mental imbalance that cause a mother to leave her life.
Great narration - very well suited.
Yes, the performance was as good as the story
Each character was developed so you saw multiple sides and behaviors, which is how all people really are.
Bee, so bright and happy.
Delusional, quirky and fun.
Maybe some of Carl Hiassen's books. Crazy characters who do crazy things.
It has to be everything involved with the blackberry vines.
Of course it would be Bernadette. Why would I want to miss out on her insightful, but delusional labels of events and people.
"Bernadette" isn't all fun and games filled with zany characters. This book does have a message to mothers or women in general. By caring for others, women can lose their own identity. You can't take care of others unless you take care of yourself first.
I loved this look couldn't stop listening. Not to sure about the ending but would listen to it again! I would giggle out loud.
Kathleen Wilhoite brought this story to life, so funny and fantastic, I just started re-listning versus starting another book. Highly recommend.
Narrator and Story
Her voice and characters
I already have! It's an excellent read for those of us who are constantly torn between comedy and suspense.
Bee - Her ability to stay afloat amidst all the chaos is astounding and she does it with a perfect level of humor and grace.
I have not, but I thought she was an excellent narrator.
As with most chick lit, Where'd You Go, Bernadette may not be the finest of literature, but it certainly is enjoyable. The story is interesting and engaging as is the narration. The start to the story took a bit to draw me in, but once I was in I was hooked. This is the perfect book for a long drive or some downtime at home.
The only reason the narration didn't get five stars is that I found the volume to be somewhat tough to regulate. Loud parts required me to turn down the volume, and soft parts required me to turn the volume way up.
Fantastic narrator - did an excellent job with all the characters.
I don't know why I had so many false starts with this book and why it took me so long to listen! Fantastic story about life, family and the craziness we sometimes get caught up in. This will be a book I will listen to again!
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