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Where'd You Go, Bernadette Audiobook

Where'd You Go, Bernadette: A Novel

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Bernadette Fox is notorious. To her Microsoft-guru husband, she's a fearlessly opinionated partner; to fellow private-school mothers in Seattle, she's a disgrace; to design mavens, she's a revolutionary architect, and to 15-year-old Bee, she is a best friend and, simply, Mom.

Then Bernadette disappears. It began when Bee aced her report card and claimed her promised reward: a family trip to Antarctica. But Bernadette's intensifying allergy to Seattle - and people in general - has made her so agoraphobic that a virtual assistant in India now runs her most basic errands. A trip to the end of the earth is problematic.

To find her mother, Bee compiles email messages, official documents, secret correspondence - creating a compulsively readable and touching novel about misplaced genius and a mother and daughter's role in an absurd world.

©2012 Maria Semple (P)2012 Hachette Audio

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    Toni 01-02-15
    Toni 01-02-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Fun read"

    Quirky fun read. I fell in love with the characters and enjoyed the performance of the reader. Worth the time

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    Sara Yamtich Fayetteville, AR 10-27-14
    Sara Yamtich Fayetteville, AR 10-27-14 Member Since 2016
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    "Overacting practically ruined the book for me"
    What did you like best about Where'd You Go, Bernadette? What did you like least?

    This book came highly recommended by a friend of mine, whose opinion I value. However, I'm pretty sure my impression of the novel was ruined by the incredible overacting of the story's reader. I listened to the story with my mother, as we drove across the country, and we had to pause it every 30 minutes or so, to re-interpret (act out) a dialogue between the characters in the way that we imagined the author really intended.

    That said, the story itself is pretty great. Perhaps save it for a read, instead of a listen?


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Well, I'm pretty sure I would've loved the mother, Bernadette, if she hadn't been so overacted. She was irreverent, brilliant, hilarious, and tragic all at once. I love complex characters!


    Would you be willing to try another one of Kathleen Wilhoite’s performances?

    NO. In fact, I'm going to be incredibly careful about my audiobook purchases from now on, so that I don't have to sit through hours of another performance like that.


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    As long as Kathleen didn't play any of the characters, YES!


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    Deb 10-22-14
    Deb 10-22-14
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    "Spare us the overly dramatic narration, please!"
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    The over-wrought narration ruined this book. Please ship her off to Antarctica! It's insulting to listen to her ridiculously strained narration.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Kathleen Wilhoite?

    ANYONE! She is AWFUL. I'll be sure to stay away from ANYTHING that she narrates.


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    Taylor 10-18-14
    Taylor 10-18-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Loved it"
    Would you listen to Where'd You Go, Bernadette again? Why?

    Yes, I loved the narrator & it was an interesting story


    What did you like best about this story?

    The way it's told through emails & letters


    What about Kathleen Wilhoite’s performance did you like?

    I liked how she gave each character their own voice


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes, sometimes I'd get home from work & just sit in the driveway listening


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    Tash San Martin, CA, United States 10-16-14
    Tash San Martin, CA, United States 10-16-14 Member Since 2016
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    "Good first three quarters, let down by the ending"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Where'd You Go, Bernadette to be better than the print version?

    I think the print would have been better in this instance.


    Would you recommend Where'd You Go, Bernadette to your friends? Why or why not?

    With reservations.


    Would you listen to another book narrated by Kathleen Wilhoite?

    No. The foreign accents were terrible. The voice of the 15 year old Bee sounded like a 5 year old. There was too much overly dramatic voicing of the characters' internal monologue, particularly from Bee.


    Any additional comments?

    I liked the concept but the story was let down by the last quarter of the book. The narrator was also a real problem for me. Her voice was terribly whiney and "gee-whiz" childish when voicing Bee's part and that is also why the last quarter was so painful as so much was from Bee in that part.

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    shelley peterson 10-10-14 Member Since 2016

    Grateful for Audible. Love this company that provides hours of entertainment and helps me sleep at night.

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    "Enjoyable light listening"
    If you could sum up Where'd You Go, Bernadette in three words, what would they be?

    Creative, Hilarius, Surprising


    What other book might you compare Where'd You Go, Bernadette to and why?

    The narrator's voice was perfect for this story. She was as entertaining as the story was. They blended so well!


    What does Kathleen Wilhoite bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Her infection was so enjoyable. She made the book so much more humorous than I would have know had I read the book.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    This book was a little exaggerated but in some ways ironically believable.


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    Judy King 10-08-14
    Judy King 10-08-14

    I love all things ending in "ook", like book, cook and hook. These are my main hobbies and I can oftentimes do two of them simulataneously.

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    "Big Waste of Time!"
    What disappointed you about Where'd You Go, Bernadette?

    I cannot think of one single thing I enjoyed about this book. Oh, I quit reading it--that freed me of pain, agony, irritation. This book offered nothing of real interest. It's all fluff even though it seems it was supposed to be humorous and entertaining. Sorry, I just couldn't stand the shouting of the narrator, the dribble of the characters, the supposed humor that fell flat, etc.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    I plan to listen to the next Cork O'Conner by William Kent Krueger. There's a cast of characters I enjoy!


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Kathleen Wilhoite?

    I thought I would enjoy this particular book as a narrated book but i don't think I could have enjoyed this is any format. I hated all the shouting voices, the dull voice of the psychiatrist, and all of the memos or whatever.


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    Emily 09-21-14
    Emily 09-21-14
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    "Awful"
    What would have made Where'd You Go, Bernadette better?

    Better narration, less annoying characters


    What was most disappointing about Maria Semple’s story?

    The narration was terrible and obnoxious. I couldn't even finish it.


    How could the performance have been better?

    Not using annoying voices


    What character would you cut from Where'd You Go, Bernadette?

    B!!!!!!!


    Any additional comments?

    Really do not understand why it is highly rated

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    shopgirl Atlanta, GA USA 09-19-14
    shopgirl Atlanta, GA USA 09-19-14 Member Since 2010
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    "Oh, yuck!"

    I can't believe I persevered all the way to the end of this annoying book. I have to say that the narrator's breathless style probably sounded exactly the way I would expect these characters to sound. It was easier to take as the story went along. The character of the daughter at least had the excuse of being a young teenager. None of the other characters had any good excuse for their behavior. I kept hoping I would like Bernadette better as I learned more about her, but it was just the opposite. The only plot twist that was mildly interesting, which came late in the book, was never fully resolved. (I'm leaving it out so as not to spoil the surprise, but I might be doing everybody a favor if I revealed it to save people the trouble of reading the whole thing.) Under all the laughs, this seemed to be a mean spirited sort of book, full of condescending humor toward everyone not as brilliant and special as Bernadette and her daughter.

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    Angela Lee CHANDLER, OK, US 09-15-14
    Angela Lee CHANDLER, OK, US 09-15-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Boring!!"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    I didn't finish listening to the story. Very confussing.


    Has Where'd You Go, Bernadette turned you off from other books in this genre?

    no


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    Didn't hold my interest.


    Did Where'd You Go, Bernadette inspire you to do anything?

    no


    Any additional comments?

    I kept thinking it would get better but didn't.

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