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Undead and Unemployed: Queen Betsy, Book 2 | [MaryJanice Davidson]

Undead and Unemployed: Queen Betsy, Book 2

Betsy Taylor needs a job and amazingly lands the perfect one: selling designer shoes at Macy's. But the other vamps, including sexy Sinclair, don't want their queen selling shoes. And the vampire hunters are becoming a real pain, murdering innocent vampires. It seems that everyone wants something from Betsy.
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Publisher's Summary

Betsy needs a job and amazingly lands the perfect one: selling designer shoes at Macy's. But the other vamps, including sexy Sinclair, don't want their queen selling shoes. And the vampire hunters are becoming a real pain, murdering innocent vampires. It seems that everyone wants something from Betsy.

MaryJanice Davidson is a New York Times and USA Today best-selling author. Her Undead books are extremely popular paranormal romances.

Dying for more? Don't miss the other titles in the Undead series.

©2004 MaryJanice Davidson; (P)2006 Recorded Books

What the Critics Say

"Davidson's witty dialogue, fast pacing, smart plotting, laugh-out-loud humor, and sexy relationships make this a joy to read. And Betsy's second adventure, following her debut in Undead and Unwed, will have readers begging for more." (Booklist)

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    Christina Kansas City, MO 04-29-14
    Christina Kansas City, MO 04-29-14 Member Since 2013

    Say something about yourself!

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    "Funny Turned Annoying (series)"
    Any additional comments?

    I've read many vampire books and I'm always looking for a good series. When I read the first book in this series I thought it was hysterical. I laughed out loud many times at Betsy's rants and witty comebacks. The second book in the series was easily my favorite and I fell in love with other characters like Mark.

    But by the third book I found myself fast forwarding past the rants I use to find funny. The main character Betsy just starts to become extremely annoying. The constant "poor me" rants and whining started to drive me crazy. I only made it to book 7 before I couldn't take what the main character had turned into anymore.

    I don't regret the first couple credits I burned on this series and if you're still digging it by book 3 you may just end up liking the whole series. Enjoy it for the mindless entertainment.

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    Katherine St. Johns, FL, United States 12-03-13
    Katherine St. Johns, FL, United States 12-03-13 Member Since 2009

    I'm the managing editor of the Fantasy Literature blog. Life's too short to read bad books!

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    "Doesn't take itself too seriously"

    Originally posted at Fantasy Literature.

    “Oh. This sucks. This totally and completely sucks. The vampires all hate me and everyone’s trying to kill me!” ~Queen Betsy

    Undead and Unemployed is the second book in MaryJanice Davidson’s QUEEN BETSY series. In the previous book, shallow and too fashionably-conscious Betsy died, came back as a vampire, and managed to kill the vampire queen, which makes Betsy the new queen. Her roommates and friends are determined to make sure Betsy gets the kind of royal treatment she deserves, but Betsy has no interest in fulfilling her exalted role. She just wants to work at her new dream job as a salesperson in the shoe department at Macy’s. But when someone starts killing vampires in her city, her consort Sinclair insists that Betsy do something about it.

    As I mentioned in my review of Undead and Unwed, the first QUEEN BETSY book, I didn’t expect to like this series. I picked up the first book only because it was on sale at Audible. I was surprised that I liked it after all — I thought it was cute and funny — so I said I’d pick up the next book when I found it on sale. And it did, so here I am.

    Betsy is finally getting used to her undead state, though she’s still really squeamish about drinking blood and she doesn’t know what to think about her sexy consort. Betsy’s a shallow person with a genuinely good heart (when she decides to listen to it). Her previous life was simple and silly and her biggest problems involved deciding which shoes to wear. She’s had a hard time transitioning to her new undead life. But even though Betsy seems like an airhead most of the time, she’s actually pretty smart and she can be tough when she has to be. And since she’s got some major vampire superpowers, that means she can be deadly.

    The plot of Undead and Unemployed is simple, the characters are props (e.g. sexy hunk, rich black girl, gay doctor), it’s obvious who the bad guy is, and the romantic tension is silly. But that’s kind of the point. The best thing about the QUEEN BETSY series is that it doesn’t take itself too seriously. It basks in its shallowness and glories in its insignificance. And in doing so, it’s genuinely funny. The second best thing about the series is that the books are short. MaryJanice Davidson seems to know exactly when to stop. She knows when we’ve had enough snark.

    The audiobook is a fun way to spend 7½ hours. Nancy Wu is an excellent narrator — she’s got Betsy’s voice just right. It took her a bit to warm up to the role in book one, but here she is flawless. Book three, Undead and Unappreciated, was on sale, too. I need a little break from Betsy, but I’ll be back.

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    susan Port Perry, ON, Canada 09-02-13
    susan Port Perry, ON, Canada 09-02-13 Member Since 2011

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    "Shoes, malls and vampires"

    Starting the book I was prepared to be disappointed - the valley girl meets old time vampire - one liners seemed a bit much.

    But as I listened on, the story and the characters grew on me. The narrator is perfect match which greatly helps in making this a nice lite read.

    I will probably listen to another in the series.

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    Queen Squared Columbia, SC, United States 04-26-13
    Queen Squared Columbia, SC, United States 04-26-13

    Queen Squared

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    "So far? A great series!"

    I'm really enjoying this series! I will give one word of caution: this book is STRICTLY for fun & laughs. Do not expect to get anything remotely meaningful out of this book. The author has purposely created a hilariously shallow protagonist. After all, Betsy refers to the Mall of America as "heaven" and acts as if a sales associate position at Macy's is akin to a job on Wall Street. But honestly, that's why this series has been so fun for me. If you're looking for the opportunity to escape the heavier stuff of life and just have a few laughs with an outrageous storyline, you'll probably enjoy this book. Plus her relationship with the hot & sexy Sinclair is both fun & steamy. I was a little hesitant about getting book 2 because I was a a bit dissatisfied with Nancy Wu's performance in book 1. But either she's gotten better or I've simply grown more accustomed to her narration style because I definitely enjoyed book 2 even more than book 1, and am planning on continuing to listen to the Queen Betsy series.

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    Amazon Customer Henrietta, NY, United States 03-01-13
    Amazon Customer Henrietta, NY, United States 03-01-13 Member Since 2013
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    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    Not that I can think of off. It just didn't keep my attention.


    If you’ve listened to books by MaryJanice Davidson before, how does this one compare?

    I enjoyed the first book much more. The heroin seemed much to valley-girlish.


    What aspect of Nancy Wu’s performance would you have changed?

    Nancy still cracks me up. I did enjoy her performance. Just the story was just "eh".


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    Not likely... Maybe if it was on DVD.


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    Carolyn MARQUETTE, MI, United States 01-31-12
    Carolyn MARQUETTE, MI, United States 01-31-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Cute, funny, and relaxing to listen too!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, The whole series! The reader is delightful and the story line interesting and fun!


    What does Nancy Wu bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Her interpretation of the characture!


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    Olivia Saint Cloud, FL, United States 10-24-10
    Olivia Saint Cloud, FL, United States 10-24-10
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    "Killing me with laughter"

    I LOVE this series! There are no deep plots and the series isn't destined to become fodder for high school English teachers, but it's light-hearted and hysterically funny. These books make me laugh until I cry and it's been a long time since a book has made me laugh out loud so many times that my child wanted to know what I was reading and if they could read it too!

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    Ciona 04-06-12
    Ciona 04-06-12
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    "Maybe it is just me..."

    I do not get the main character in this- who knows that much about shoes?? And the author would have to know it to write about it. Unless it is all made up...
    The narrator is also irritating, but maybe it is the infantile dialogue?
    For the record- I did find the first book entertaining enough to try this one.

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    Michelle Afton, TN, United States 04-30-10
    Michelle Afton, TN, United States 04-30-10
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    "Cute"

    I liked this series alot. It's fun and shallow, and Betsy has some hilarious lines. The narrator's interpretation of how Sinclair speaks is kind of dumb, but you get used to it. If you enjoyed Southern Vampire Mysteries, you should like this too

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    Melissa Z MN 10-20-09
    Melissa Z MN 10-20-09 Member Since 2009
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    "I loved it."

    I love Betsy, she is so sassy and I really enjoy this series. I can't wait to listen to the other ones.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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