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Tim 3: Sliced, Diced and Cubed Audiobook

Tim 3: Sliced, Diced and Cubed: Timothy

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Publisher's Summary

Tim is back. After suffering a series of defeats at the hands of his archenemy, Yorley, he has found a new and unique way to continue his quest for the absolute destruction of mankind. And specifically Yorley. What better way to defeat a woman than to take one over?

Follow along as our antihero, Tim, tracks down and obliterates his prey.

©2016 Mark Tufo (P)2016 Audible, Inc.

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    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 06-01-16
    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 06-01-16 Member Since 2016

    My taste differs from kid books to gory horror books.

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    "THE ZOMBIE WHISPERER"

    GET OUT OF HELL CARD
    Here I go again, going against the crowd. I loved TIM 1 and Tim 2, just read my reviews. I was excited about this book. My mistake, might have been, listening to it all in one day. For the first 5 hours I was loving it. In my mind he should have wound it up earlier instead of repeating everything over and over. I lost count of how many times I was told that when you eat a human and than excrete him out, it smells worse than any other excrement. The first time someone's penis was ripped off or eaten that was funny, the third time, NOT SO MUCH. I love books that come from the perspective of the bad guy and I appreciate Tufo creating this series. TIMOTHY was great simply for the novelty of it. In TIM 2, Tufo came up with the virus and a fat squeamish character. In Tim 3, he goes into a woman's body and the virus gets smarter. These were great additions. If only he would have left it at that and left out all the long lectures and flash backs and the constant repeating of the same jokes.
    Sean was great.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    john c haanraadts 2 EAST ISLIP, NY, United States 05-27-16
    john c haanraadts 2 EAST ISLIP, NY, United States 05-27-16 Member Since 2013

    Love stories.

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    "I really enjoyed this story"

    Tim is a unique character. He is right up there with iconic villains like Freddy, Jason and Michael. This is not for the squeamish. If you love horror this series is for. The narrator did a fine job. Mark did a great job with his take on the zombie genre.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    anne Phoenix, AZ, United States 05-27-16
    anne Phoenix, AZ, United States 05-27-16 Member Since 2017

    I Love a great supernatural tale, a Love story, PNR, a Cool Mystery and Most Sci-Fi....if there are vampires, weres or witches in it, that's a plus! Basically I am a 40+ y/o young at heart woman rediscovering the wonderful world of books and am now addicted! Lol I LOVE AUDIBLE!!!!!

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    "WELL THIS IS THE BEST TIM YET! DISGUSTING PIG! LOL"
    What did you love best about Tim 3: Sliced, Diced and Cubed?

    Well love is not a word we use with Tim...but it was so entertaining..colorfully written, narrated to perfection and super funny!!!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Scarlet!! She was tough...and I like how she taunted Tim...her poor body and mind was brutalized by this insane clown d-bag...It was great, I have to laugh about it...this is one of those books you just can NOT take to seriously!


    Which scene was your favorite?

    There were many..but how Tim kept molesting his poor host Scarlet....it was just crazy...oh and The bikers, and Tim getting his man parts back, just to lose them again...LOL WOW!!


    If you could take any character from Tim 3: Sliced, Diced and Cubed out to dinner, who would it be and why?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I PASS!!!! NO WAY...NEVER!!!! I WOULD END UP BEING THE DINNER!!!!


    Any additional comments?

    Out of all 3 Tim books this one is by far the best one....I knew what to expect going in, and it delivered 100%!!! Tim is in a woman's body now, which is hysterical to even fathom...his colorful and quite foul language and actions, and new host virus Manny,,,which is way more wicked than Hugh was, made this quite the listening adventure....You can not take this series seriously...its freaky, kinda frightening, and really gross...and I loved this installment...I think it is open for a 4th one...but this could be the end of Tim Tim too....I guess we will have to wait and see...but if you like this series, and have a strong stomach...and find foul language and extremely degrading and outright disgusting behavior from a clown funny, or can open your mind to it...I say go for it...this was a good one...plus it is narrated and written so well...The story flows at the perfect pace and even though I am shaking my head over here and thinking W T F MARK....I really did like it a lot!!!!!

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    Wilfredo 05-27-16
    Wilfredo 05-27-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Good audiobook"

    must say that I enjoy this just like all of the other book it's a good combo mark and Sean make

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    Cody R Hunt GLENDORA, CA, US 05-26-16
    Cody R Hunt GLENDORA, CA, US 05-26-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Absolutely loved it."

    There is no doubt this was the best Tim yet. I can't really say there was anything at all I disliked. Gratuitous violence and my continuous feeling of nauseousness at some of the situations made for an awesome listening experience. The Tufo humor you get with all of marks books was excellent, I had a few people at work ask me if I was okay because I was laughing so hard with my ear buds in. For all the Tufo maniacs if you listen thoroughly you will find little things Mark put into the books for his chronic listens.
    As for the narration you can never go wrong with Sean Runnette. Sean somehow always brings the writing to life. Overall I would say this was one of the best books I've listened to this year.

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    Amazon Customer 05-26-16 Member Since 2016
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    "WOW!!"

    great book!! it was sadistic and twisted in all the ways we love Tim!! the narration as always was amazing as well.

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    Xanthe 05-25-16
    Xanthe 05-25-16 Member Since 2015
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    "OMG!"

    Your books never let me down! Excited for the next book to come out, regardless of what series!

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    Mike Fisher Salt Lake City, Utah 06-03-16
    Mike Fisher Salt Lake City, Utah 06-03-16 Member Since 2011
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    "Over the top."

    A story that had what seamed like endless descriptions of shit, shitng, torture and perversion.

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    Andrea Anchorage, AK, United States 06-01-16
    Andrea Anchorage, AK, United States 06-01-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Best Tim yet!"

    And I thought that Tim 2 was the best! I also thought that it was the end. Clearly, you can't keep an evil zombie clown down!

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    whattheblizz 01-28-17 Member Since 2014
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    "Love this series!!!"

    Mark Tufo is an amazing writer who always keeps me interested and excited to hear more!! If you like zombies or horror this series is awesome!!! I also love his Zombie Fallout series!! Have read and reread all of his work many times!!!

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    "Tim meets his match"

    It's taken a lot for me to get through to the Tim books
    Partly because I'm not a lover of headphones and it's not a book best played in public
    Just when you think mark can't make you cringe any more Tim 3 pulls a sucker punch and gets you drawing air through your teeth but the new mix up of master, slave and b1/£h had me glued to this one.
    think this is the best out of the 3

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  • Loki
    6/25/16
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    "OMG"

    wow another amazing instalment to the Tim series!!!!!!! This story kept you on the edge of your seat from start to finish and the performance by Sean Runnette was as always fantastic and brought it all to life!!!

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  • Jackie
    Leek, United Kingdom
    6/24/16
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    "Tim never ceases to amaze"

    Brilliant writing as always from Mark Tufo ,narration perfect as always from Sean Runnette highly recommend.

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  • Benny butthead
    5/29/16
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    "As always, fantastic!"

    Sean Runnette is a legend ad Mark Tufo you have something very special and groundbreaking.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful

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