• The Zombie Survival Guide

  • Complete Protection from the Living Dead
  • By: Max Brooks
  • Narrated by: Marc Cashman
  • Length: 8 hrs and 38 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (2,549 ratings)

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The Zombie Survival Guide

By: Max Brooks
Narrated by: Marc Cashman
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The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against the hordes of undead who may be stalking you right now. Exhaustively comprehensive, this book covers everything you need to know, including how to understand zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective defense tactics and weaponry, ways to outfit your home for a long siege, and how to survive and adapt in any territory or terrain.

Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack:
1. Organize before they rise!
2. They feel no fear, why should you?
3. Use your head: cut off theirs.
4. Blades don't need reloading.
5. Ideal protection: tight clothes, short hair.
6. Get up the staircase, then destroy it.
7. Get out of the car, get onto the bike.
8. Keep moving, keep low, keep quiet, keep alert!
9. No place is safe, only safer.
10. The zombie may be gone, but the threat lives on.

Don't be carefree and foolish with your most precious asset: life. The Zombie Survival Guide offers complete protection through trusted, proven tips for safeguarding yourself and your loved ones against the living dead. It is an audiobook that can save your life.

©2003 Max Brooks (P)2006 Random House, Inc.

Critic reviews

"One would expect the son of Mel Brooks to have a genetic predisposition to humor, and indeed, he does, and he exhibits it relentlessly here." (Publishers Weekly)

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A perfect Detailed account of how to prepare

If you could sum up The Zombie Survival Guide in three words, what would they be?

observe, Adapt, Survive

What was one of the most memorable moments of The Zombie Survival Guide?

The collection of stories of first hand accounts toward the end of the book.

Which scene was your favorite?

The chapter the list supplies and weapons in detail that should be stock piled

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Living knowledge

A sensible overview of historical zombie outbreaks and the necessary precautions and advice needed to avoid joining their ranks.

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fun

fun "guide" though, I think a little more research needs to be done because weapon systems do not act the way the max Brooks describes them in here.

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Great Text

This is the definitive manual for the modern Zombie Prepper. Takes you thru the common misconceptions, and some excellent ideas for how to protect yourself, your loved ones, and your possessions during the inevitable undead apocalypse!

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Entertaining

I've listened to this audio book several times. I am a fan of Max Brooks and it is clear the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree. My only real disappointment with this book is that I wish the author had done a little (lot) more research on the M16 platform. I roll my eyes every time the book gets to that section. It's only the longest serving individual firearm in U.S. military history and the most popular firearm in the U.S. civilian market. Maybe that section of the book is due for an update? Otherwise, if you have a sense of humor and like zombies, this book is well worth the credit!

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awesome

great book really enjoyed it as long as people realize that it is not real

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MUST READ FOR ANY ZOMBIE SURVIVALIST!

Definite must read! Great book, and great narrator! So much useful information, great listen for a long car ride, will keep you on your toes the entire trip!

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Solid

Nothing to write home about the narrator does a decent job but seeing as this is quite literally a survival guide there isn't much to work with or to challenge the narrator. An entertaining and surprisingly in depth survey of how to survive before during and after a zombie apocalypse, if you're a horror fan there's a lot to like here but be aware that it's somewhat dry material.

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if you like this, you will LOVE World War Z

interesting. not as good as World War Z. if you are into zombies, this is worth the listen.

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Fun story telling mixed with helpful survival tips

A mix of fun story telling and helpful survival tips useful in a many situations.

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