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The Unnoticeables: A Novel

The Vicious Circuit, Book 1

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The Unnoticeables: A Novel

By: Robert Brockway
Narrated by: Nick Podehl, Emily Foster, Scott Merriman
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From Robert Brockway, Sr. Editor and Columnist of Cracked.com, comes The Unnoticeables, a funny and frightening urban fantasy.

There are angels, and they are not beneficent or loving. But they do watch over us. They watch our lives unfold, analyzing us for repeating patterns and redundancies. When they find them, the angels simplify those patterns and remove the redundancies, and the problem that is "you" gets solved.

Carey doesn't much like that idea. As a punk living in New York City, 1977, Carey is sick and tired of watching strange kids with unnoticeable faces abduct his friends. He doesn't care about the rumors of tar-monsters in the sewers or unkillable psychopaths invading the punk scene - all he wants is to drink cheap beer and dispense ass-kickings.

Kaitlyn isn't sure what she's doing with her life. She came to Hollywood in 2013 to be a stunt woman, but last night a former teen heartthrob tried to eat her, her best friend has just gone missing, and there's an angel outside her apartment. Whatever she plans on doing with her life, it should probably happen in the few remaining minutes she has left.

There are angels. There are demons. They are the same thing. It's up to Carey and Kaitlyn to stop them. The survival of the human race is in their hands.

We are, all of us, well and truly screwed.

©2015 Robert Brockway (P)2015 Brilliance Audio, all rights reserved.
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it was an great idea but only an ok story to tell it. performances were good though and made it an entertaining story. glad I bought it as a daily deal versus using an entire credit.

Maybe Angels are Dangerous

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the script was sophomoric. it was entertaining, but I really didn't get the point of the story

I didn't get it

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did not finish. it doesnt take much critical thinking for every bit of this story to fall to pieces. it's pulp reading at best.

Thoughtless story, solid performances

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The noble nature of a nihilist punk and his quest to just do whatever so pleases against the unstoppable cosmic forces conspiring against him.

I loved it, so punk

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The premise is very intriguing, but I thought the execution was a little lacking. It was difficult to follow; the exposition was sporadic and confusing. Overall, I suppose I did enjoy it, and will probably give it another listen at a later date.

Interesting, but hard to follow

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