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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
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The Great Indoors
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Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
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So funny & well-performed!!
- By Anonymous User on 09-19-24
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American Psycho
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
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“The Heron” is the nickname a big-city accountant has attached to himself in his new home near San Diego, where he’s using the alias to avoid a hit man who may be after him. It seems a former client believes that The Heron has skipped town with several million dollars not his own. Don Winslow’s ensuing, entertaining yarn is by turns twisty, dark, and comical as we observe the delicate dance between the pursuer and the pursued.
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Awfully long middle for such a short story
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 07-29-22
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- Joy Owleyes
- 12-06-22
tough ending
I knew what I was getting into, but
spoilers:
they killed him for the stupidest reason....
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- Sharon
- 04-16-22
Not my favorite by Matt Haig
Odd really, interesting story from the animal's perspectives...but could have done without the vulgarity.
It's really rather dark, unfortunate and I didn't care for the direction the story took nor the ending.
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- Jami
- 11-08-20
Heart wrenching
I enjoy books from the animal’s POV, even though I know going into it that there usually isn’t a happy ending. You know from the first chapter what the outcome is, and the book is about how it gets to that point. I loved Prince, and there were some funny parts. One of my favorites was when he tried to protect one of the kids, and he said, “I have to do something. I know, I’ll shit on the floor.” I just wish the ending could have been different.
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- Carlos A. Banos
- 09-28-23
Stupidest ending EVER!!
Matt Haig does not include the conversation between the daughter, who gave Prince that fateful walk, and her parents when she comes back home after prince had accidentally bitten her. Matt Haig does not include this conversation because it would have been impossible to write. He describes this girl as the one member in the family who has a psychic connection with the dog, yet she comes home and tells her parents that he bit her intentionally? This makes no sense, and the author knows that.
Haig attempts to give us a surprise ending by having it be the family who chooses to kill the dog, what he doesn’t realize is that he destroyed any believability the book had until that point by making that choice. Why not have the dog die at the hands of the evil next-door neighbor? Because that would have been too predictable. Nothing about this ridiculous ending made any sense to me whatsoever. The dog was a part of the family, We don’t go around randomly killing family members because they misbehave. If that were the case, that entire family would have been euthanized.
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- Amy
- 08-04-09
Love Simon Jones, the book--not so much.
I admit I bought this book because I'm a Simon Jones Fan. I had read the Bartemeus trilogy prior to purchasing the audio book so I knew it was very good but his narration was sublime and adds so much throughout all three books. I had this odd moment of belief that maybe anything he reads would be good. So I searched Simon Jones.
Let me be very clear--the faults I find in this book have nothing what so ever to do with the narrator--I suspect that my inclination to his work carried me through a book that is, in the end, an annoying little play on the English version of the cheap Long Island summer melodrama. Spoiler--the most interesting thing about is that the dog is the murderer, but the dog is essentially the butler, so the butler did it. Honestly, it was sort of annoying.
So that's my review--Simon Jones narration great; book--almost hopelessly dull unless you are fascinated by the inanity of the Hamptoms.
Having said that, I'll keep searching Simon Jones, I enjoy him immensely.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-13-21
Ugh
I don't normally write reviews but I wouldn't spend your time listening to this book. The narrator was good but the story was not great and spoiler alert, the dog dies at the end. Obviously one has to suspend disbelief when the dog is the narrator but all the things that happened in a short book just made me annoyed.
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- C.M. from NY
- 05-31-23
This sucked. The dog dies.
Never reading anything else from this author again. I have enjoyed a few other of his books but getting gutted by the at the ending was a slap in the face. All of these characters were scum and then he killed the only decent soul in the book.
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- Rob
- 12-29-22
Depressing
If the idea of reminiscing about all the dogs you’ve lost before and dwelling on the short life of your beloved current dog is something that brings you pleasure, this is the book for you.
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- jennifer
- 02-08-24
authenticity
I really enjoy listening to thus story. although sad it is very good. it was fun to see the world thru a dog's perspective.
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