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Saethon Williams
About this listen
Many moons ago a despotic cat named Charlie decided that he wanted to be a book critic. It would fit so nicely with his existing roles as food critic, dog critic and owner critic. Thus The Bleaklisted Books was born and Charlie has never looked back.
This first volume of The Bleaklisted Books sees Charlie review (pull to pieces) an array of literary masterpieces, including Ulysses, Charlotte's Web and Anna Karenina. Book lovers - and even cat lovers - beware! This could be the stuff of nightmares...
(Parental advisory: our cats cannot be relied upon to moderate their language. Sorry kids, this isn't for you)
©2014 David M. Brown, Donna Brown (P)2014 David M. Brown, Donna BrownListeners also enjoyed...
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