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Tender Hearts Taste Better in Butter | [Weston Ochse]

Tender Hearts Taste Better in Butter

A kidnapping turns to be unexpectedly deadly when the Mafia encounters ogres and demons. This is one of several tales in the Smoky Mountain Horrors collection.
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Publisher's Summary

A kidnapping turns to be unexpectedly deadly when the Mafia encounters ogres and demons. This is one of several tales in the Smoky Mountain Horrors collection.

Scare yourself silly: listen to more Smoky Mountain Horrors.

©2009 Weston Ochse; (P)2009 Pulp Studios, LLC

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    Kristi Milwaukie, OR, United States 11-01-12
    Kristi Milwaukie, OR, United States 11-01-12 Member Since 2011

    An old broad that enjoys books of all types. Would rather read than write reviews though. I know what I like, and won't be bothered by crap.

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    "Fun story. A little silly for me."
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    Yes it was. It's a very short story and it was a fun listen. Perfect for Halloween.


    Would you recommend Tender Hearts Taste Better in Butter to your friends? Why or why not?

    If they love graphic gore this is for them.


    What about Weston Ochse’s performance did you like?

    The author does a marvelous job on this. Best thing about the download!


    If this book were a movie would you go see it?

    Probably not. It's fun but not my type of movie.


    Any additional comments?

    If you can stretch your imagination into believing that ghouls and demons are all around us, than this story is right up your alley.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 12-23-13
    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 12-23-13 Member Since 2010

    I will listen to NO boring book. Old Fav's,Card, King , Hobb. New Fav's, Hill, Scalzi, Sawyer, Interested in Lansdale, Crouch, Konrath

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    "silly"

    I am a fan of Joe Ledger, Capt. Nothing and Sandman Slim. This is an attempt at that type of humor. It was just an attempt that did not work for me. There were lots of dirty words, which does not bother me and lots of politically incorrect situations that I usually love. Ochse might have a future, but this sounded like something a freshman in high school would write.

    To see how this is done well, read Jonthan Maberry, Joe R. Lansdale, Richard Kadry or Steve Vernon.

    2 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Leslie Mobile, AL, United States 11-27-11
    Leslie Mobile, AL, United States 11-27-11 Member Since 2012
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    "Download with Caution"

    Original story. Don't mind some profantiy, but this went beyond anything that supported the story or environment. Would have enjoyed it much more but the profanity was too excessive!

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    John United States 01-26-13
    John United States 01-26-13
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    "Waste of time"

    20 minutes of my life I'll unfortunately never get back. I like a good fictional horror story as much as anybody - this book certainly doesn't qualify.

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    Jeffery T. Harris HAMDEN, CT, United States 01-06-13
    Jeffery T. Harris HAMDEN, CT, United States 01-06-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Not Nearly Enough Butter"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    I'd say you would have to be a fan of short stories of this genre.


    Has Tender Hearts Taste Better in Butter turned you off from other books in this genre?

    I'm not a huge fan of the horror genre but thought I'd give a short story a try. I don't think this was a real "horror" story so I might have to give something with a little more substance a try.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Weston Ochse’s performances?

    I don't think so. I enjoy when the author narrates their own story, but I think he kind of rushed through it: I had to check my phone a few times to see if I accidentally increased the narration speed but I didn't. He was clear enough but it just felt like he wanted to hurry up and read it so he can get back to doing something else.


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    4/21/11
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    "Tender Hearts with amazing taste"

    A short story about a kidnapping, cool, interesting and fantasy story elements and a twist buttered up nicely with a warm steaming coffee of excellent audio quality read remarkable well and welcoming to those new to audio books.

    Interesting listen and only 20minutes long for short journeys or free time, well worth it :) I loved it and so far listened to it twice in only owning it for a day thus far.

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