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Serial Uncut Audiobook

Serial Uncut

Remember the twin golden rules of hitchhiking? #1: Don’t go hitchhiking, because the driver who picks you up could be certifiably crazy. #2: Don’t pick up hitchhikers, because the traveler you pick up could be certifiably crazy. So what if, on some dark, isolated road, Crazy #1 offered a ride to Crazy #2?Newly expanded, Serial Uncut is more horrific than ever, so proceed at your own risk. If you suffer from anxiety attacks, nervous disorders, insomnia, nightmares or night terrors, heart palpitations, stomach problems, or are of an overly sensitive nature, you should listen to something else.
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Remember the twin golden rules of hitchhiking?

#1: Don’t go hitchhiking, because the driver who picks you up could be certifiably crazy.

#2: Don’t pick up hitchhikers, because the traveler you pick up could be certifiably crazy.

So what if, on some dark, isolated road, Crazy #1 offered a ride to Crazy #2? Newly expanded, Serial Uncut is more horrific than ever, so proceed at your own risk. If you suffer from anxiety attacks, nervous disorders, insomnia, nightmares or night terrors, heart palpitations, stomach problems, or are of an overly sensitive nature, you should listen to something else. You have been warned....

©2011 Jack Kilborn, J.A. Konrath, Blake Crouch (P)2011 Brilliance Audio, Inc.

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    Delilah Boston, MA 03-11-13
    Delilah Boston, MA 03-11-13 Member Since 2013

    Dissonant Muse

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    "Sadistic, Graphic, Twisted Fun - They Nailed It!"

    If you enjoy gory, sadistic, bloody murder stories that are actually clever and written above the high school level, you've hit the jackpot. This is the best splatterporn I've found on Audible, add it to your list immediately if you always wish your serial killer books were more graphic. 100% kudos to the authors, they are gore-gentlemen and gore-scholars.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    R. Sippel San Jose, CA United States 10-17-12
    R. Sippel San Jose, CA United States 10-17-12 Member Since 2007

    Chef

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    "Gave us the creeps!"

    My husband kept saying "I can't believe we are listening to this!' We cringed, shuddered and kept wondering how people can think this stuff up to write, YUCK!!! But, we were cracking up at the end.
    I haven't read Crouch or Kilborn, love and know how sick and funny Konrath. If you don't mind listening about creeps, eating faces or pealing eyelids off of victims then help your self to this book.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 10-10-15
    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 10-10-15 Member Since 2015

    I am brutally honest. Popular, love everything they read, reviewers are scared to go neg. and risk their ranking. It's your money!!!

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    "EMOTIONS MONTAGE"

    YOU BROUGHT YOUR TOOLBOX, RIGHT?
    This is Throw up Scary. Another reviewer hits it on the head with Splatterporn. Each chapter is like s separate story and they kind of come together in the end. The first two chapters provide unique twists. The first six chapters were excellent. Then the story ran out of places to go and basically repeated itself. The gore becames less of the story and more gore for gore's sake.

    REGGIE BAR
    I thought the beginning of this was clever and witty and a little funny. Toward the end the gratuitous violence and gore just got old. It became like two guys trying to gross each other out with more and more sick stuff. I like sick stuff if part of the story, but sick for sick's sake is boring. I did how ever like the last chapter and the epilogue. Skip to the last chapter if you get bored. Fans of Matt Shaw and Jack Ketchum will enjoy this.

    Patrick Lawlor
    This guy does the majority of the narration. He has been around for a while and he is very good. He does J.A. Konrath's stuff perfect. Scary, gory with a hint of humor.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Tony Moore Springfield, IL 05-03-14
    Tony Moore Springfield, IL 05-03-14 Member Since 2013

    Kneel Before Zod!!

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    "Fast paced and full of action"
    Would you listen to Serial Uncut again? Why?

    yes, it's that good.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Serial Uncut?

    The ending...


    Which scene was your favorite?

    the ending...


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    "Your last warning about the dangers of Hitchhiking"


    Any additional comments?

    This book is very entertaining....

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    vanessa pinole, CA, United States 06-23-11
    vanessa pinole, CA, United States 06-23-11
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    "I don't get it."

    Murder porn. Although multiple writers contributed, and despite the narrator who does a fairly good job of creating different voices, all the characters were essentially the same. Different stories bring the various characters together, but the threads lack intrigue or dread. Very repetitive and ultimately boring. Ending was weak, too.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Salvador 07-10-12
    Salvador 07-10-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Too mant killers spoil the broth"
    What would have made Serial Uncut better?

    The authors needed to explore the past motivations of the various killers.


    Would you ever listen to anything by the authors again?

    Certainly. Their style is fine. The direction of the short story is not.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    They did not. It was well read.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    Yes. The interactions between the serial killers had great potential and has been explored by the likes of James Patterson. The potential was not realized.


    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Cdyana Ohio 10-29-15
    Cdyana Ohio 10-29-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Love Donaldson and Lucy"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Serial Uncut to be better than the print version?

    Yes. Reading it doesn't do it justification as hearing it...especially if the right person is reading it.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Donaldson - a complete whack job. Would love a book focusing on his character. I like Lucy too. She's a good 'supporting' actor.


    What does Patrick Lawlor and Angela Dawe bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    They make the characters believable. Patrick makes his character seem like they're real people.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yes and I did while at work.


    Any additional comments?

    This book was funny but to be a serial killer I guess you have to be crazy. Love the interaction between Donaldson and Taylor and Donaldson and Lucy. To me those were the best parts.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Amazon Customer 09-13-15 Member Since 2015
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    "not what I expected"

    boring at times. Been there done that.........

    .don't waste your time and money on it

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Joy SUMMERLAND KEY, FL, United States 12-08-14
    Joy SUMMERLAND KEY, FL, United States 12-08-14 Member Since 2014
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    "This was FUN! ...in a twisted way..."
    Would you listen to Serial Uncut again? Why?

    The performance is awesome. I really enjoyed the pace!!! I listened to this one straight through!! Finally! Something that made me squeamish!!!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    I enjoyed every character!!


    Have you listened to any of Patrick Lawlor and Angela Dawe ’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No


    If you could rename Serial Uncut, what would you call it?

    "Didn't see that Comin"


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Kimberly Sylmar, CA, United States 09-08-13
    Kimberly Sylmar, CA, United States 09-08-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Not too bad"

    I guess I am sadistic because I was hoping for more gruesome graphic detailing but all in all it wasn't that bad. It fell a little short for me but it was not a complete waste of time or money.

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    Douglas, United Kingdom
    1/18/12
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    "Serial uncut"

    Very well written, although not for the faint hearted. As it is only short, it is a good introduction to the authors' other works.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  • Iain Last
    8/9/11
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    "Crouch, Kilborn and Konrath - a unity of sickness."

    This is my third installment from the pen of Killborn and just like 'Trapped' and 'Endurance', this one did not disappoint. I must admit with this particular book, the vivid and graphic nature of the story did start to disturb me at certain times. But what can you expect from a book where the nature of the story recounts clear monologues in the context of serial killing. I am about to start Kilborn's fourth book, 'Afraid', but perhaps I should take a couple of days of first, just to recover....brilliant author(s)...brilliant story.....thank you audible.

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