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Seduction and Snacks | [Tara Sivec]

Seduction and Snacks

Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life. When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time. With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
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Publisher's Summary

Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: Contains explicit sex, profanity, and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

©2012 Tara Sivec (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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    R. Smith louisiana 03-30-14
    R. Smith louisiana 03-30-14 Member Since 2009

    For as much as I read and listen you would think by now that I would know how to spell lol. I read at least 5 books a week there are times I have gotten up to 10 in a week.

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    "OMG I CAN'T BREATH!"

    Laugh out loud till you can no longer breath and have tears running down your face funny! The most hilarious book I have ever read!

    Warnings: This book contains a lot of profanity, rude remarks, sexual undertones, sex toys, chocolate, violence, drinking, and drugs.
    This book is not for those who lack a sense of humor or those who are uptight!

    Now that is out of the way. Let me tell you to GRAB this book now if you are the types of person who can handle all the warnings. You will not regret this book at all. You will laugh like you have never laughed before. I imagine that everyone can relate to this book in one of the many LOL moments, rather it be things you may have thought or things you may have wanted to say to someone but was too nice to say them.

    The characters are loveable but are no holds bars with their way of speech. I think these characters could even make sailors blush. (Cruse like a sailor) remember those words because sailors aint got nothing on this group!

    This book starts of with Claire who is a virgin, one night at a college party she meets a guy and decides its time to pop her cherry. From there the laughs begin. I do not want to go into to much of the story so I will stop there. The story is written to where you know what they are thinking inside of their heads ( you know those thoughts you say to yourself but never dare say out loud since its no PC) yeah!!! Then you have those random thoughts that you think so loud that they pop out your mouth and every one's jaws hit the floor! LMAO!!!!

    This book is all kinds of crazy ass fun! A laugh a minute that one can not ever regret. If you love comedy and/or America's funniest videos, I highly suggest you pick up this book.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Barb Geneva, IN, United States 02-27-14
    Barb Geneva, IN, United States 02-27-14 Member Since 2013

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    "Hot & Sweet"

    This story is hilarious! It had me laughing all the time. Love a author with a sense of humor, definitely worth the credit :)

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Amy ELIZABETHTOWN, KY, United States 02-23-14
    Amy ELIZABETHTOWN, KY, United States 02-23-14 Member Since 2014

    I busy myself living life, chasing smiles, and enjoying adventures!

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    "Delectable!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I recommended to a friend who loved this book as much as I love it! It was an accidental find on a boring evening Audible search and I'm so glad! I enjoyed every word!


    What did you like best about this story?

    I completely relate to the main character, Claire! Her humorous outlook on parenthood, friendship, relationships and life in general is so familiar. I can see myself spending time with this group of friends and I had a great time getting to know all of the characters.


    Which character – as performed by Romy Nordlinger – was your favorite?

    Claire and I are kindred spirits, but Gavin was probably my fave. Romy did an amazing job bringing the characters and the story to life!


    Who was the most memorable character of Seduction and Snacks and why?

    Drew and his t-shirts were a lot of fun and I looked forward to his daily wardrobe selections. Jenny and her misuse of the English language was a good time!


    Any additional comments?

    I am so glad I stumbled upon this series and I will definitely listen again!

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Chelsea EDMOND, OK, United States 02-10-14
    Chelsea EDMOND, OK, United States 02-10-14 Member Since 2012
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    "So so funny !!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Seduction and Snacks to be better than the print version?

    Yes.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I loved all of it!


    What about Romy Nordlinger’s performance did you like?

    She had a gift in delivering the story in a comical cadence.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Yes - I laughed through the whole thing!


    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Kris 06-18-14
    Kris 06-18-14 Member Since 2008
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    "overflowing with UNNECESSARY crassness"

    This book is laugh-out-loud funny. And the narrator does a fabulous job of bringing out the dry humor. I loved the story line and the normal-life feel of the book. However, I am compelled to write my first review to call out the completely unnecessary crassness. It adds nothing to the story, and I became so focused on it that it took away from my enjoyment of the story at times. Why use the word "vagina" in every other paragraph throughout an ENTIRE BOOK?? Don't get me wrong; I appreciate dialogue using language in the way real people talk. But crass language is not merely peppered throughout this book - the story is DROWNING in it. I wanted to pound my head on a table. I think this book would have been just as funny and far, far better without the crass language so heavily doled out.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Tasha Dunaway Rockford, TN 06-14-14
    Tasha Dunaway Rockford, TN 06-14-14 Member Since 2014

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    "So Much Fun!!!!"
    What did you love best about Seduction and Snacks?

    I have read S&S I can't tell you how many times but I loved hearing it read out loud!! I'd be driving down the road just cracking up!!!


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Seduction and Snacks?

    That whole book is one great moment!!


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Too many to name!!! This book will make you laugh your butt off!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yeah but I couldn't! I wouldn't listen to it if my daughter was in the car!


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Joie California 04-20-14
    Joie California 04-20-14 Member Since 2007

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    "Great Book"
    What made the experience of listening to Seduction and Snacks the most enjoyable?

    I haven't laughed so hard since reading Janet Evanovich. What a great sense of humor and she really knows how to communicate the fun.


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Shauna South Portland, ME, United States 04-20-14
    Shauna South Portland, ME, United States 04-20-14 Member Since 2012
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    "So flippin' funny!!"
    Would you listen to Seduction and Snacks again? Why?

    YES!!! I just finished all 3 books in the series and I want to start over again! I was laughing almost non-stop while listening to this book! Tara Sivec I bow down to your Queen of Crude Humor!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    It's really a toss up between Gavin and Drew since they are pretty much on the same mental level ;-P No spoilers here, listen to the book!


    Any additional comments?

    If you are easily offended or have no sense of humor (pretty much the same thing) don't listen to this book. Otherwise do yourself a favor and dive in this crazy-funny series! I still will randomly giggle thinking of scenes and certain vocabulary. Love, Love, Love!!!!!!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Amber Shawnee, OK, United States 08-23-13
    Amber Shawnee, OK, United States 08-23-13 Member Since 2007
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    "Have insomnia? Read this book"
    What disappointed you about Seduction and Snacks?

    I always read the reviews and this book had fabulous reviews. However, the book was irritating, slow and just 'bleh'. The book attempted several times to be funny but ended up just irritating me. I dont fine foul mouth 4 year olds funny or the adults around said 4 year old basically encouraging that behavior. Story line was too slow and have a 0 romance level.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Tara Sivec again?

    Probably not


    Did the narration match the pace of the story?

    yes


    What character would you cut from Seduction and Snacks?

    the kid! lol


    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Osheta Cambridge, MA, United States 02-19-14
    Osheta Cambridge, MA, United States 02-19-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Horrible Narrator!"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    I wouldn't give this book the my worst enemy, desperate for something to listen to while working out.


    What was most disappointing about Tara Sivec’s story?

    I couldn't get into the story, the narrator was so wrong for this story.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    Her voice is more suited for an older character, not the twenty year old, virginal college student. I couldn't get past that. Then when the perspective changes from the female protagonist to the male there was no change in voice inflection. I was confused until I read reviews that the story was written from both perspectives. I stopped listening at that point.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Seduction and Snacks?

    Can't answer that...couldn't get into the book.


    Any additional comments?

    Please change the narrator.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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