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Seduction and Snacks | [Tara Sivec]

Seduction and Snacks

Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life. When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time. With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.
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Publisher's Summary

Claire is a 20-something, single mom who grudgingly helps her best friend sell sex toys while she attempts to make enough money to start her own business to give her foul-mouthed, but extremely loveable (when he's asleep) toddler a better life.

When Carter, the one-night-stand from her past that changed her life forever, shows up in her hometown bar without any recollection of her besides her unique chocolate scent, Claire will make it a point that he remembers her this time.

With Carter's undisguised shock at suddenly finding out he has a four-year-old son and Claire's panic that her stretch marks and slim-to-none bedroom experience will send the man of her dreams heading for the hills, the pair will do whatever they can to get their happily ever after.

Warning: Contains explicit sex, profanity, and enough sarcasm to choke a horse.

©2012 Tara Sivec (P)2013 Audible, Inc.

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    Chelsea 02-10-14
    Chelsea 02-10-14
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    "So so funny !!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Seduction and Snacks to be better than the print version?

    Yes.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I loved all of it!


    What about Romy Nordlinger’s performance did you like?

    She had a gift in delivering the story in a comical cadence.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Yes - I laughed through the whole thing!


    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    Donna Lakeland, FL, United States 08-11-13
    Donna Lakeland, FL, United States 08-11-13 Member Since 2007
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    "crack up"

    This book is so zany and the sexual innuendos are hilarious. Thank you for the LOL's

    14 of 15 people found this review helpful
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    Tasha Dunaway Rockford, TN 06-14-14
    Tasha Dunaway Rockford, TN 06-14-14 Member Since 2014

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    "So Much Fun!!!!"
    What did you love best about Seduction and Snacks?

    I have read S&S I can't tell you how many times but I loved hearing it read out loud!! I'd be driving down the road just cracking up!!!


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Seduction and Snacks?

    That whole book is one great moment!!


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Too many to name!!! This book will make you laugh your butt off!


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Yeah but I couldn't! I wouldn't listen to it if my daughter was in the car!


    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Joie California 04-20-14
    Joie California 04-20-14 Member Since 2007

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    "Great Book"
    What made the experience of listening to Seduction and Snacks the most enjoyable?

    I haven't laughed so hard since reading Janet Evanovich. What a great sense of humor and she really knows how to communicate the fun.


    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Shauna ME, United States 04-20-14
    Shauna ME, United States 04-20-14 Member Since 2012
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    "So flippin' funny!!"
    Would you listen to Seduction and Snacks again? Why?

    YES!!! I just finished all 3 books in the series and I want to start over again! I was laughing almost non-stop while listening to this book! Tara Sivec I bow down to your Queen of Crude Humor!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    It's really a toss up between Gavin and Drew since they are pretty much on the same mental level ;-P No spoilers here, listen to the book!


    Any additional comments?

    If you are easily offended or have no sense of humor (pretty much the same thing) don't listen to this book. Otherwise do yourself a favor and dive in this crazy-funny series! I still will randomly giggle thinking of scenes and certain vocabulary. Love, Love, Love!!!!!!

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Sarah 08-17-13
    Sarah 08-17-13
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    "Raunchy good fun, great narrator!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Seduction and Snacks to be better than the print version?

    Yes, because the narration was really dead pan and spot on.


    Have you listened to any of Romy Nordlinger’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No not yet. But i'm def on for more.


    Any additional comments?

    Great summer book - i had so much fun on the beach listening to this. I plan to get all 3. Cool & LOL funny!

    13 of 14 people found this review helpful
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    Vinity 08-01-13
    Vinity 08-01-13 Member Since 2008

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    "3 1/2 stars"

    Very funny and light listen. Not a lot happens in the book. It's basically just a plain enjoyable romance. I will say the vagina jokes got really, really old. I think I'd expect more plot for a credit but I got it on sale and I'm very happy with it for a funny laugh out loud light listen.

    15 of 17 people found this review helpful
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    Kris 06-18-14
    Kris 06-18-14
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    "overflowing with UNNECESSARY crassness"

    This book is laugh-out-loud funny. And the narrator does a fabulous job of bringing out the dry humor. I loved the story line and the normal-life feel of the book. However, I am compelled to write my first review to call out the completely unnecessary crassness. It adds nothing to the story, and I became so focused on it that it took away from my enjoyment of the story at times. Why use the word "vagina" in every other paragraph throughout an ENTIRE BOOK?? Don't get me wrong; I appreciate dialogue using language in the way real people talk. But crass language is not merely peppered throughout this book - the story is DROWNING in it. I wanted to pound my head on a table. I think this book would have been just as funny and far, far better without the crass language so heavily doled out.

    4 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Erica Nicole BRENTWOOD, CA United States 08-12-14
    Erica Nicole BRENTWOOD, CA United States 08-12-14 Member Since 2011
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    "It's a cute story - nothing more nothing less"
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    The vagina jokes get old after a while.


    What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

    Most interesting was Claire getting pregnant after a one night stand. The least interesting was that the kid gets annoying after a while.


    Have you listened to any of Romy Nordlinger’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Yes, I like her as a narrator. She helps the story line in many ways.


    Was Seduction and Snacks worth the listening time?

    I was looking for a funny cute story and this was it but I won't be continuing the series.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Kristin Brookings, SD, United States 03-04-14
    Kristin Brookings, SD, United States 03-04-14 Member Since 2012
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    "description and reviews are accurate"

    Parts of this book are really, really funny. Overall I enjoyed it. Just know that the descriptions are definitely true, lots and lots of profanity and extremely descriptive language. For me the language took away from the enjoyment, so I won't be listening to the rest of the series. For some people that might enhance the story for you, then I say go for it. This plot doesn't have much to it, the dialogue is a big part of this book.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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