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A heartwarming tale of terror in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Meet Sarah and David. Once upon a time, they met and fell in love. But now they’re on the verge of divorce and going to couples’ counseling.
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
What listeners say about Married with Zombies
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- Diane
- 09-29-12
Funny!
Where does Married with Zombies rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?
This series is one of my favorites, it's great for listening to while commuting.
Who was your favorite character and why?
Sarah--you have to respect someone who can kill a zombie with a toilet seat.
Have you listened to any of Cassandra Campbell’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
Haven't listened to Cassandra Campell before--she does a great job.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Christina75
- 06-27-19
Zombies Save Marriages
This is a fun, fast-paced book. It's is definitely humorous, rather than romantic. If you like dystopian stories and comedies, this book is for you!
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- Kristin
- 07-15-20
Loved it!
I REALLY enjoyed this. If fact, I wish there was more. I would love to listen to more about their experiences.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- K.Jackson
- 08-21-12
Fun, quick read (or listen)
Enjoyed this book. I have been on a Zombie kick over the last six months and have read more zombie books than most. This is not the best, and certainly not the worst. A fun, quick and worthwhile read.
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Overall4 out of 5 stars
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- Voracious Reader
- 11-27-19
Enjoyable
Sometimes books about the SHTF and zombie apocalypse are incredibly dark and depressing, but this is a very enjoyable book. Despite the dark subject matter at the end of the story I felt optimistic and have already downloaded the next book in the series. Well done!
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Overall5 out of 5 stars
- decembergrit
- 02-16-11
Good read for zombie fans
I really enjoyed this zombie book. It has lighthearted zombie action and good humor with some gore thrown in. A couple try to work through their marital problems while trying to stay alive at the same time. Funny and interesting take on zombies. It would make a good series.
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7 people found this helpful
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- Eve Hatman
- 12-06-12
I enjoyed the heck out of it!
Would you listen to Married with Zombies again? Why?
I really liked the premise of this book. I love that the main characters are a struggling couple who don't have it all together. It made me laugh when they discover their marriage therapist eating the couple who keeps the weekly appointment before them, and who, incidentally, they can't stand. Despite the zombie mayhem, this book made me often laugh out loud. I can't wait to get the next in the series.
What did you like best about this story?
The humor coupled with zombie destruction.
What does Cassandra Campbell bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
She did a great job reading the story and really brings the characters to life.
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1 person found this helpful
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- Matthew
- 07-23-12
Light, fun reading. A bit repetitive though.
The premise is funny. The dialogue is of course totally unrealistic. This book would have benefited from an editor that made it even shorter--it gets rather repetitive as the premise gets stretched out...
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Overall3 out of 5 stars
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- Lady Bird
- 07-30-21
Not worth a credit
I’m not sure why this book has so many good reviews. It was mediocre at best, every part was predictable, and the husband David was a complete moron. Who wants to go into a casino during a zombie apocalypse?! What a bonehead.
Anyway, it was boring and not at all funny (at all!). So yeah… you’ve been warned. If you want a different kind of zombie series that will make you laugh out loud, try The White Trash Zombie series by Diana Rowland.
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- Jason
- 09-10-16
zombie fan
big fan of zombie anything as long as it's not generic. kept me listening beginning to end in 2 sittings. bought next 2 books immediately! enjoy!
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