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Married with Zombies Audiobook

Married with Zombies

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Publisher's Summary

A heartwarming tale of terror in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Meet Sarah and David. Once upon a time, they met and fell in love. But now they’re on the verge of divorce and going to couples’ counseling.

On a routine trip to their counselor, they notice a few odd things: the lack of cars on the highway, the missing security guard, and the fact that their counselor, Dr. Kelly, is ripping out her previous client’s throat. Meet the zombies.

Now Sarah and David are fighting for survival in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. But just because there are zombies, doesn’t mean your other problems go away. If the zombies don’t eat their brains, they might just kill each other.

©2010 Jesse Petersen (P)2010 Dreamscape Media, LLC

What the Critics Say

"Funny." (Washington Post)

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    Dana CARMEL, IN, United States 03-21-13
    Dana CARMEL, IN, United States 03-21-13 Member Since 2014

    I have been one acquainted with the night

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    "surprisingly awesome"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    if you have ever been in a long term relationship you will enjoy this book even if there were no zombies to make things more interesting. obviously the zombie thing is happening but it is in a semi realistic way and the whole plot doesn't just revovlve around that.

    ALSO all the horrible things u say in your head, the main character does and it is so relatable. you realize how many more people on a daily basis want to kill everyone. lol


    What did you like best about this story?

    the characters narrrations about the simple things that piss her off


    What does Cassandra Campbell bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    the sarcasum


    If you could take any character from Married with Zombies out to dinner, who would it be and why?

    the main couple. they are the kind of couple that u enjoy watching argue


    Any additional comments?

    absolutely worth it

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    april malfoy-snape 03-16-13

    zombie tales disliked the movies till I read Married with zombies & zombie fallout now i'm in love with Micheal Talbot

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    "awsome book series"
    If you could sum up Married with Zombies in three words, what would they be?

    compelling, entertaining, hilarious


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Married with Zombies?

    When Lisa turned into a zombie and when Dave asked Sarah to help him start a business!


    What about Cassandra Campbell’s performance did you like?

    Her delivery on every part. When the mood changed with the book, so did her voice. I especially love the way she had a different voice for each character so that you really visualize that person.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    A sure way to turn things around in a bad relationship is a zombie apocalypse


    Any additional comments?

    I enjoyed every book the one thing that I was disappointed in was that the last book Zombie Whisperer was not available on audio.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Andrew Linden, CA, United States 02-01-13
    Andrew Linden, CA, United States 02-01-13 Member Since 2015

    Parks Horseshoeing

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    "The Only Zombie Series I Like!"
    What made the experience of listening to Married with Zombies the most enjoyable?

    The narrator was great and the author was funny!


    What other book might you compare Married with Zombies to and why?

    None, this book was written more for adults in its humor.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The whole book!


    If you could take any character from Married with Zombies out to dinner, who would it be and why?

    Hmmm, I suppose the main female character, because she is the only girl that lives the longest! Also the author makes this female character intelligent unlike most authors now a days.


    Any additional comments?

    I strongly recommend this book if your looking for a break from your normal style of books. This series is funny and witty and packed full of action.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    PageyWagey Pacifica, CA USA 11-16-12
    PageyWagey Pacifica, CA USA 11-16-12 Member Since 2014

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    "Campy, scary, fun book!"

    This is a great story -- kind of in the same genre as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, except with a couple as the central character and zombies instead of vampires. Jesse Petersen captures the complete confusion that occurs when Sarah and David, a modern couple living in Seattle, dealing with their crumbling marriage, stumble upon their marriage counselor attacking the couple who had the appointment before them, EATING THEM! It soon becomes clear that the zombie apocalypse is upon them and the battle to survive has begun. Fun, exciting story with just the right amount of campy humor. Can't wait to hear what happens next!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    crazybatcow East Coast, Canada 11-07-12
    crazybatcow East Coast, Canada 11-07-12 Member Since 2015

    I like Jack Reacher style characters regardless of setting. Put them in outer space, in modern America, in a military setting, on an alien planet... no worries. Book has non moralistic vigilante-justice? Sign me up! (oh, I read urban fantasy, soft and hard sci-fi, trashy vampire and zombie novels too)

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    "It's just too "light" for my taste..."

    This book was on my wishlist for quite awhile, then I saw it on sale and snapped it up. I thought I'd finish it before buying the others in the series (also on sale) and... once I finished it, I declined to purchase the rest. I'm not saying it's a bad book, it's not... it's just not good enough to snag me into reading two more in the same vein.

    It has a bit of humor, I suppose... if you like humor based on spousal discord. And the characters act in not-normal ways a couple times just so the author has an opportunity to explore a new 'theme' (i.e. they do things, or go places, or split up when no normal person in the same circumstances would do the same thing). And, of course, there's the typical and not-very-interesting "religious fanatics" segment where women were being collected for reproduction purposes (nearly all zombie/apocalyptic books fall back to this stock activity - a pet peeve of mine and a sign of a lack of originality in the author).

    Anyway, it's fine for what it is: a light and not particularly original zombie story. If you want similar zombie stories that are a bit more serious and a bit more engaging, you could try the Day by Day Armageddon series, or the Undead Situation.

    There is some swearing, no sex, and the narration is fine.

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    Igrayne Columbia, MO 06-11-12
    Igrayne Columbia, MO 06-11-12

    poodlewoman

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    "DELIGHTFUL"
    Where does Married with Zombies rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Though I found the constant bickering of the two main characters annoying at the beginning, the book soon took off and was a fun read. I enjoyed it enough to buy the next in the series.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Onyx 11-22-11
    Onyx 11-22-11

    ~Nikki

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    "Amusing read for Seattleites"

    I'm from Seattle, so reading a book about a Zombie apocalypse that starts here is pretty amusing. I love Cassandra Campbell's narration, I've listened to several books of hers already.
    Even if you're not from Seattle, if you like books about zombies, or just want to try something new, this is a good one.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Margaret wurtsboro, NY, United States 11-03-11
    Margaret wurtsboro, NY, United States 11-03-11 Member Since 2011
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    "Funny!"

    What a funny story!! I couldnt stop listening!! I hope there is another coming out - Great Job by the Narrator and the Author :) <3

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Liv 09-30-15
    Liv 09-30-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Ear piercing screeches"

    They did realize this was supposed to be a professional reading right? Whoever edited this together needs to go back to school because every 3-10 sentences I get an horrible squeaking screech that sounds like some seriously bad feedback. I can't even focus on the honestly good story because I'm tensed up waiting for another attack to my ears.

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    Ranch Girl 10-07-14
    Ranch Girl 10-07-14 Member Since 2001
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    "Meh - Mediocre writing gets repetitive."

    I almost quit listening, but I did manage to finish it. The writer had a good idea for a humorous plot, but really didn't draw me into the story because the humor was too contrived and the writing was sub-par. I bought this book because I loved Christopher Moore's vampire trilogy, which starts with "Bloodsucking Fiends", which is absolutely hysterical and I highly recommend.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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