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Married with Zombies

By: Jesse Petersen
Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
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A heartwarming tale of terror in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. Meet Sarah and David. Once upon a time, they met and fell in love. But now they’re on the verge of divorce and going to couples’ counseling.

On a routine trip to their counselor, they notice a few odd things: the lack of cars on the highway, the missing security guard, and the fact that their counselor, Dr. Kelly, is ripping out her previous client’s throat. Meet the zombies.

Now Sarah and David are fighting for survival in the middle of the zombie apocalypse. But just because there are zombies, doesn’t mean your other problems go away. If the zombies don’t eat their brains, they might just kill each other.

©2010 Jesse Petersen (P)2010 Dreamscape Media, LLC

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"Funny." ( Washington Post)

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Humor+Zombies=Awesome!

Who knew that the apocalypse could save your crumbling marriage? This book is hilarious and gross and I loved it. Writing is a brutal field but if success is writing a story that makes people smile and gross them out, Jesse Petersen is an MVP in my book. I know bad pun :/

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Great

I found this to be very amusing. I love how each chapter starts with a phrase from the couples' counseling and how it applies to the zombie Apocalypse. It is the first book in a trilogy, followed by Flip this Zombie and Eat Slay Love.

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Fun and action filled romp through zombie land

From starrt to finish, I really enjoyed this book. The dialog and action was believeable, humorous and invoked a rainbow of emotions throughout. I only wish this was a series - I would absolutely love to read more from this author. Fun and interesting - I loved it.

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Could of Been 5 Stars but for Bad Audio

I loved the story. Dark but sometimes humerous. Even romance in the zombie apocalypse. It ended in a positive note and there is a promise of even more. Can't Wait!

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its only 6 hrs

it was cute. not a whole lot of story happening. pretty predictable. read the first, won't finish the series

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Fixed file ok

Looked like I would love it, but the file won't play. I got to Chapter three and it just stops. Was good to that point...
Audible fixed it and I redownloaddd. it was pretty good.

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FUN FUN FUN

I loved it. There are 2 other books in this series. Why are they on audible. That's what i want to know?

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Pretty good

I got this on a whim because I had an extra credit during my account. I'm really glad I did. It's cute, well written and well, if you're married...you understand where they're coming from.

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zombie survival with love, laughs and gore!!!

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The book caught in the first 15 mins. I was pleasantly surprised to fine how well the author put a zombie apocalypse together with what in fact is a story about a couple struggling in their marriage and questioning whether or not they will stay together. I found the story very entertaining and the narrator did a wonderful job with her voices for each character.

For us ZA lovers or zombie apocalyse for you 'normies' we get our fill of zombie gore and action, with some impressive zombie kills. The humour is indeed dry but works well with the tone of the story. All in all if you like ZA books like me don't be turned off by the title this is far from just a soggy soppy teary love story. Its just excellent fun.

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good read

Lots of dry humor not at all scary to me... more like zombieland with a light feel to it

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