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John Dies at the End is a genre-bending, humorous account of two college drop-outs inadvertently charged with saving their small town—and the world—from a host of supernatural and paranormal invasions.
Stop.
You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands.
No, don’t put it down. It’s too late. They’re watching you.
My name is David Wong. My best friend is John. Those names are fake. You might want to change yours. You may not want to know about the things you’ll read on these pages, about the sauce, about Korrok, about the invasion, and the future. But it’s too late. You touched the book. You’re in the game. You’re under the eye.
The only defense is knowledge. You need to read this book, to the end. Even the part with the bratwurst. Why? You just have to trust me.
The important thing is this: the drug is called Soy Sauce, and it gives users a window into another dimension. John and I never had the chance to say no. You still do.
I’m sorry to have involved you in this, I really am. But as you read about these terrible events and the very dark epoch the world is about to enter as a result, it is crucial you keep one thing in mind: none of this was my fault.
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All ATF Agent Jack Donovan wants out of life is to do his job and work on his strained relationship with his daughter Jessie after a nasty divorce. But in a ruthless act of revenge by a charismatic madman, Jessie is kidnapped and buried alive, with barely enough oxygen to sustain her. Now the only man who can save her, the only man who knows where to find her, has just been shot dead - and the clock is ticking... So what's a father to do?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Super supernatural thriller
- By shelley on 02-02-14
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Blackbirds
- Miriam Black, Book 1
- By: Chuck Wendig
- Narrated by: Emily Beresford
- Length: 8 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 439
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 398
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Story4 out of 5 stars 395
Miriam Black knows when you will die. Still in her early twenties, she’s foreseen hundreds of car crashes, heart attacks, strokes, suicides, and slow deaths by cancer. But when Miriam hitches a ride with truck driver Louis Darling and shakes his hand, she sees that in thirty days he will be gruesomely murdered while he calls her name. Miriam has given up trying to save people; that only makes their deaths happen. No matter what she does, she can’t save Louis. But if she wants to stay alive, she’ll have to try.
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3 out of 5 stars
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Not for the faint of heart or kids but exciting
- By Steph on 04-07-14
By: Chuck Wendig
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Zombies: More Recent Dead
- By: Neil Gaiman, Carrie Vaughn, Caitlin R. Kiernan, and others
- Narrated by: Sean Pratt, Marguerite Gavin
- Length: 20 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 126
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 114
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Story4 out of 5 stars 114
The living dead are more alive than ever! Zombies have become more than an iconic monster for the 21st century: They are now a phenomenon constantly revealing as much about ourselves - and our fascination with death, resurrection, and survival - as our love for the supernatural or post-apocalyptic speculation. Our most imaginative literary minds have been devoured by these incredible creatures and produced exciting, insightful, and unflinching new works of zombie fiction.
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3 out of 5 stars
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A well blended mix
- By The Lone Mopper on 07-30-15
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
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NOS4A2
- A Novel
- By: Joe Hill
- Narrated by: Kate Mulgrew
- Length: 19 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,434
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 16,015
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 15,990
Victoria McQueen has an uncanny knack for finding things: a misplaced bracelet, a missing photograph, answers to unanswerable questions. When she rides her bicycle over the rickety old covered bridge in the woods near her house, she always emerges in the places she needs to be. Vic doesn't tell anyone about her unusual ability, because she knows no one will believe her. She has trouble understanding it herself.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Gripping performance by Kate Mulgrew....
- By Leslie on 05-06-13
By: Joe Hill
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The Long Way Down
- Daniel Faust, Book 1
- By: Craig Schaefer
- Narrated by: Adam Verner
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- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,557
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,441
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,441
Nobody knows the seedy underbelly of Las Vegas like Daniel Faust, a sorcerer for hire and ex-gangster who uses black magic and bullets to solve his clients' problems. When an old man comes seeking vengeance for his murdered granddaughter, what looks like a simple job quickly spirals out of control. Soon Daniel stands in the crossfire between a murderous porn director; a corrupt cop with a quick trigger finger; and his own former employer, a racket boss who isn't entirely human.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Urban fantasy noir. Done right..
- By Cliff on 02-19-15
By: Craig Schaefer
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The Hospital: The First Mountain Man Story
- By: Keith C. Blackmore
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 1 hr and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 15,329
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 13,264
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Story4 out of 5 stars 13,306
A survivor of undead suburbia, mountain man Augustus “Gus” Berry is extremely careful when it comes to his actions and movements. He takes no chances and painstakingly weighs every decision—until he sets out for the hospital at the edge of town, hoping to discover a treasure trove of essential supplies. Soon, Gus will experience terror the likes of which he's never encountered before . . .
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5 out of 5 stars
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40 ROLLS OF ASS CLEANING GOODNESS
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 04-25-15
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The Brotherhood of the Wheel
- By: R. S. Belcher
- Narrated by: Bronson Pinchot
- Length: 14 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,268
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,112
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 2,108
In AD 1119, a group of nine crusaders became known as the Poor Fellow-Soldiers of Christ and of the Temple of Solomon - a militant monastic order charged with protecting pilgrims and caravans traveling on the roads to and from the Holy Land. In time, the Knights Templar would grow in power and, ultimately, be laid low. But a small offshoot of the Templars endure and have returned to the order's original mission: to defend the roads of the world and guard those who travel on them.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Epic Battle Brewing
- By Doug D. Eigsti on 03-29-16
By: R. S. Belcher
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13 Bullets
- A Vampire Tale
- By: David Wellington
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 11 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall3.5 out of 5 stars 183
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Story3.5 out of 5 stars 104
All the official reports say they are dead—extinct since the late ’80s, when a fed named Arkeley nailed the last vampire in a fight that nearly killed him. But Arkeley knows what most people don’t: there is one left. In an abandoned asylum she is rotting, plotting, and biding her time in a way that only the undead can. When state trooper Laura Caxton calls the FBI looking for help in the middle of the night, it is Arkeley who gets the assignment.
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5 out of 5 stars
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HER LARYNX ROTTED AWAY YEARS AGO
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 10-20-16
By: David Wellington
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Ghost Road Blues
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- By: Jonathan Maberry
- Narrated by: Tom Weiner
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Story4 out of 5 stars 3,220
The cozy little town of Pine Deep buried the horrors of its past a long time ago. Thirty years have gone by since the darkness descended and the Black Harvest began, a time when a serial killer sheared a bloody swath through the quiet Pennsylvania village. The evil that once coursed through Pine Deep has been replaced by cheerful tourists getting ready to enjoy the country’s largest Halloween celebration in what is now called “The Spookiest Town in America.”
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2 out of 5 stars
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Love Joe Ledger Series? Avoid This Trainwreck.
- By Kathleen on 10-21-13
By: Jonathan Maberry
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Cold City
- Repairman Jack: Early Years Trilogy, Book 1
- By: F. Paul Wilson
- Narrated by: Alexander Cendese
- Length: 11 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,214
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,050
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,046
If you've never read a Repairman Jack novel, this is the place to begin. It's 1990. A twenty-one-year-old named Jack has dropped out of college, leaving his old life behind to build a new one in New York City. Manhattan's rough edges are jagged enough to shred any unwary newcomer, but perhaps not one who is determined to stay off the grid, at any cost, in the busiest metropolis on earth. And to do so, he'll have to take jobs of a less than legal nature.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun, as long you don't think too much
- By Andrew Pollack on 01-17-14
By: F. Paul Wilson
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Meddling Kids
- A Novel
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- Narrated by: Kyla Garcia
- Length: 12 hrs and 54 mins
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 1,497
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,363
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,365
Summer 1977. The Blyton Summer Detective Club (of Blyton Hills, a small mining town in Oregon's Zoinx River Valley) solved their final mystery and unmasked the elusive Sleepy Lake monster - another low-life fortune hunter trying to get his dirty hands on the legendary riches hidden in Deboën Mansion. And he would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.
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2 out of 5 stars
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should have been a YA novel
- By Bearded Barista on 08-20-17
By: Edgar Cantero
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The Talisman
- By: Stephen King, Peter Straub
- Narrated by: Frank Muller
- Length: 28 hrs
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 16,218
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 13,130
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 13,090
On a brisk autumn day, a 13-year-old boy stands on the shores of the gray Atlantic, near a silent amusement park and a fading ocean resort called the Alhambra. The past has driven Jack Sawyer here: His father is gone, his mother is dying, and the world no longer makes sense. But for Jack everything is about to change. For he has been chosen to make a journey back across America - and into another realm. One of the most influential and heralded works of fantasy ever written, The Talisman is an extraordinary novel of loyalty, awakening, terror, and mystery.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Still Good
- By Bill S. on 03-24-10
By: Stephen King, and others
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Pandemonium
- By: Daryl Gregory
- Narrated by: Peter Berkrot
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 67
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 60
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Story4 out of 5 stars 60
It is a world like our own in every respect, save one. In the 1950s, random acts of possession begin to occur. Ordinary men, women, and children are the targets of entities that seem to spring from the depths of the collective unconscious, pop-cultural avatars some call demons. As a boy, Del Pierce is possessed by the Hellion, an entity whose mischief-making can be deadly. With the help of Del's family and a caring psychiatrist, the demon is exorcised... or is it?
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5 out of 5 stars
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loved it
- By swyrlgirl on 09-17-19
By: Daryl Gregory
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Allison Hewitt Is Trapped
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- By: Madeleine Roux
- Narrated by: Piper Goodeve
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 351
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 289
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Story4 out of 5 stars 290
One woman's story as she blogs about - and fights back against - the zombie apocalypse.
Allison Hewitt and her five colleagues at the Brooks and Peabody Bookstore are trapped together when the zombie outbreak hits. Allison reaches out for help through her blog, writing on her laptop. It may also be her only chance to reach her mother. But as the reality of their situation sinks in, Allison's blog becomes a harrowing account of her edge-of-the-seat adventures.
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1 out of 5 stars
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lots of potential but disappointing
- By Linda B on 04-29-11
By: Madeleine Roux
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The Cleanup
- By: Sean Doolittle
- Narrated by: Paul Boehmer
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- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 522
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Performance4 out of 5 stars 485
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Story4 out of 5 stars 485
Matthew Worth is a mess. Somewhere between a good cop and a bad screwup, he botched a marriage and a career. His fellow officers think he’s a joke. His commanders are tired of cutting him breaks. Even his wife has left him for a flashy homicide detective. Busted to night patrol at a robbery-prone Omaha supermarket, Worth is doing time, wearing his uniform and asking shoppers if they want paper or plastic. If that isn’t enough, he suspects he might be falling for Gwen, the shy checkout girl who may be an even bigger mess than he is. It couldn’t get any worse. Until it does.
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5 out of 5 stars
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A Really Good Modern American Noir Crime Novel
- By Frank Donnelly on 04-23-20
By: Sean Doolittle
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Mine
- By: Robert R. McCammon
- Narrated by: Isabelle Gordon
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 431
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Back in the 1960s, Mary Terrell shot and killed a man. A former member of the fanatical Storm Front Brigade - a splinter group of the notorious Weathermen - Terrell has stayed one step ahead of the FBI for decades. Living with numerous identities and menial jobs, Terrell's only constants in life have been LSD, psychotic delusions of motherhood, and murderous rage.
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5 out of 5 stars
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American Radical nightmare!
- By Rob Malone on 04-30-18
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Passenger
- By: Andrew Smith
- Narrated by: Mark Boyett
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- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 35
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 32
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Best friends Jack and Conner can’t stay away from Marbury. It’s partly because of their obsession with this alternate world and the unresolved war that still wages there. But it’s also because forces in Marbury - including the darkest of the dark, who were not revealed in The Marbury Lens - are beckoning the boys back in order to save their friends… and themselves.
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5 out of 5 stars
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plot twist at the end of the book 🤤🤤
- By melanie on 11-10-17
By: Andrew Smith
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It's been 30 years since the apocalypse and 15 years since the murder of the last human being at the hands of robots. Humankind is extinct. Every man, woman, and child has been liquidated by a global uprising devised by the very machines humans designed and built to serve them. Most of the world is controlled by an OWI - One World Intelligence, the shared consciousness of millions of robots uploaded into one huge mainframe brain.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This Book has Magic
- By Kurt Schwoppe on 06-15-18
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Armored Souls: The Complete Collection: Books 1-3
- By: Xavier P. Hunter
- Narrated by: Mikael Naramore
- Length: 29 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 66
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 60
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Story4 out of 5 stars 60
Sgt. Reggie King wakes up from a battlefield injury to find himself physically intact. But the hospital staff insist he’s not fit to return to duty. As part of his psychological recovery, they introduce him to a game. Armored Souls is a tank game on steroids. Giant walking mechs called juggernauts engage in interplanetary wars as noble houses and mercenary factions wage endless battles for supremacy. For the pilots of these juggernauts, the rewards are glory, cash, and XP.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Interesting to fun
- By Issac on 08-08-22
By: Xavier P. Hunter
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Alien Secrets
- Solar Warden, Book 1
- By: Ian Douglas
- Narrated by: Nick Sullivan
- Length: 11 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 143
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In the final days of World War II, the Allies ransacked Berlin. Third Reich scientists were highly sought-out prizes for Americans and Russians desperate to possess Nazi nuclear knowledge. But they failed to capture one of the most vital members of Adolf Hitler’s inner circle, Hans Kammler, a liaison with the Nazis’ silent partners whose technological wonders nearly helped the Axis win the war - the alien species the Germans called the Eidechse. More than seven decades later, US Navy SEAL Mark Hunter witnesses the impossible in North Korea....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent
- By David on 07-06-20
By: Ian Douglas
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Paradox Bound
- A Novel
- By: Peter Clines
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 12 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17,066
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 15,893
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 15,867
Nothing ever changes in Sanders. The town's still got a video store, for God's sake. So why doesn't Eli Teague want to leave? Not that he'd ever admit it, but maybe he's been waiting - waiting for the traveler to come back. The one who's roared into his life twice before, pausing just long enough to drop tantalizing clues before disappearing in a cloud of gunfire and a squeal of tires. The one who's a walking anachronism, with her tricorne hat, flintlock rifle, and steampunked Model A Ford.
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2 out of 5 stars
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I tried SO hard, I really did!
- By Angela Vickery on 10-04-17
By: Peter Clines
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Magitech Chronicles Omnibus
- 13 Volumes of Epic Space Fantasy
- By: Chris Fox
- Narrated by: Ryan Kennard Burke
- Length: 108 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 164
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The gods are dead, but they are not gone. Their bodies litter the cosmos, magical fuel for vast interstellar empires, giving birth to mages, and more importantly, to magitech.
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2 out of 5 stars
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Truly terrible wasted opportunity
- By ClownPrinceChaos on 02-09-23
By: Chris Fox
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Two Necromancers, a Bureaucrat, and an Army of Golems
- An Unconventional Heroes Publisher's Pack
- By: L. G. Estrella
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 3,843
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 3,479
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 3,466
Timothy Walter Bolton - better known as Timmy - has spent most of his life as a necromancer. When he isn't terrorising his enemies, he's plotting inside his castle, which is built on top of lightless chasms filled with nameless horrors and beings of a generally malevolent and megalomaniacal nature. But after one of his latest creations, a zombie hydra-dragon-bear, tries to eat him, he decides that maybe it's time to find a new, less dangerous, career.
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4 out of 5 stars
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Sound Editing Needed
- By Robert on 05-29-20
By: L. G. Estrella
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- C.R. Espinoza
- 11-26-12
Awesome
Great Book... funny... great story... can't wait to listen to the next book which i have already purchased through audible.com
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- Melody
- 03-02-13
Am I missing something?
I loved the idea of this book. I really wanted to like the book more. However, I am not sure it works in audible format. I would listen in my car and found myself always lost in the story. I would rewind and jump back a chapter just to re-listen to something I thought I missed. This is a story you have to be fully focused on to follow.
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- Laura
- 02-20-13
Best monsters ever!
If you enjoy Jay and Silent Bob type stories and have a high tolerance for gore, you will love this book. The author is so inventive. It is difficult to come up with scary monsters that haven't been done before, but David Wong is endlessly inventive (perhaps because the story is true and he didn't have to invent a thing). The wig monsters were my personal favorites. I laughed out loud multiple times. The voice the narrator does for the main character's sidekick is brilliant. He delivers each punchline perfectly. This would be a great listen for a surf trip to Baja.
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- Robert M. Seater
- 10-21-18
ridiculous surreal bizarre and surprisingly deep
The style is completely ridiculous and over-the-top irreverent. But there are dozens of moments and quotes that are quite profound and subtle. Even though the style is absurdist and surreal, the plot is quite complex and intertwined, the characters are dynamic and subtle, and the themes are clever and purposeful.
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- Amazon Customer
- 07-20-18
Funny, tense, and original
This book was perfect for my job. I drive a Forklift for 12 hour shifts (yes, I had the volume low and one bud out, so I could still hear) it really helped passed the time, and the first thing I did after finishing this one was buy and download the next two.
*spoilers past this point, you've been warned*
I found the romance between Amy and David to be very cute, just as an aside point.
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- Canyon R.
- 07-22-19
Better than the Movie
The movie was great and the book was just as good. It was a funny horror story with great characters. Can't wait to see what happens in the next book.
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- Devin
- 08-06-16
fuck
This damn book has been entertaining me through my entire highschool life and I couldn't be more grateful. It's like a little inside joke I have with myself. 10/10 this shit is what I needed
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- Jessica Campbell
- 03-09-16
Ridiculously fun book with hidden gems
This book is awesomely fun and is punctuated by terrific insights into surprising subjects from M-theory to relativistic time to human nature. Absolutely brilliant.
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- Luke
- 08-03-17
Definitely gonna get the next one
Lol so good! So fun!! So worth the credit!!! I will continue to love this book for a long time after finishing it, I doubt I'll be able to find it's equal any time soon! Oh, and just the right amount of messed up.
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- Amazon Customer
- 08-03-20
twisting
a lot of stories like to hide a twist. this story is a twist that keeps being produced.
I like the way it makes me think.
I love the characters.
I love the realness of it.
it's a fun read.
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