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Hammerhead Ranch Motel | [Tim Dorsey]

Hammerhead Ranch Motel

There's a different schemer or slimeball behind every door: cocaine duckpins who have survived only by the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos desperate to score, undercover cops busting undercover cops who are running sting operations on undercover cops.
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Publisher's Summary

There's a different schemer or slimeball behind every door: cocaine duckpins who have survived only by the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos desperate to score, undercover cops busting undercover cops who are running sting operations on undercover cops. And just down the row, local historian and spree killer Serge A. Storms -- who has stopped keeping up with his meds -- is still looking for a briefcase stuffed with five million dollars...and is now capable of wreaking more havoc than hurricane Rolando-berto, the big wind gathering force offshore, just waiting for the opportunity to blow everything straight to hell.

©2000 Tim Dorsey (P)2011 Recorded Books, LLC

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    Marci portland, OR, United States 03-20-13
    Marci portland, OR, United States 03-20-13 Member Since 2006
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    "Trying too hard"

    I like quirky books. I've listened to all of Christopher Moore's books. The spirit of this book reminded me of Moore. This book had one too many story lines and tried too hard to bring them together. Several of the characters were funny and I was interested to see what happened with them. But then others seemed to just be there for filler. I would try another Tim Dorsey book because this one was close to be really good.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Bull Blacksburg, VA, USA 11-10-12
    Bull Blacksburg, VA, USA 11-10-12 Member Since 2007

    Doctor Bull

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    "Classic Serge Storms"

    If you're a lover of Tim Dorsey's manic Serge Storms series, it's probably enough to say that you won't be disappointed in this book. It's the second in the series, so you get to see the appearances of some characters that populate the later books, like the lovely ladies City and Country. Serge's sidekick Coleman has not yet been reincarnated (apparently killed in "Florida Roadkill" but there is a not-quite-so-stupid Coleman surrogate, Lenny Lipowicz. I believe this is the first appearance of the "Accidental Virgin" Johnny Vegas, a recurring character in the series.

    If you've never read a Serge Storms book, then I have a recommendation for you: don't read this one first. Not because you'd be reading them out of order, that's not too important. I recommend you start with one narrated by Oliver Wyman. Come back to George Wilson once you're firmly hooked.

    I've listened to a lot of George Wilson. I spent almost 24 hours with him in "Citizen Soldiers", and thought he was great in "With the Old Breed". What those two books, and many other Wilson narrations, have in common is they are factual narratives. Not too many ways to punch up the Battle of the Bulge.

    Serge Storms is a maniacal character. George Wilson's portrayal of this zany character is like Richard Nixon impersonating the watermelon-smashing comedian Gallagher. He just doesn't know how to be crazy. And don't get me started on Wilson's rendition of the various shrieks and yells that litter the text. Or how he "sings" the song lyrics that show up from time-to-time.

    Oliver Wyman, on the other hand, is the perfect characterization for Serge, Coleman, Lenny, and all the rest. He must know someone with some serious problems to capture them so well. And he surely has been a witness when someone hit a bong.

    So, start with a Wyman story, then maybe mix them up, Wyman, Wilson, Wyman, Wilson ... I believe they each did about the same number of Audible's productions, so it will even out in the end.

    By the way, if you're a fellow Floridian you'll recognize many of the places Serge describes in this series of books. When I was a kid we traveled all over the northeast part of the state, as that's where our relatives lived. Along the way we'd stop at Weeki Wachee Springs, the Alligator Farm, Saint Augustine, some old pirate bar whose name I forgot, and many, many more. They're all real, and Serge knows every detail of their histories. Some fun!

    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    vmaureen 08-06-14
    vmaureen 08-06-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Not my kind of book"
    Would you try another book from Tim Dorsey and/or George Wilson?

    Probably not.


    What was most disappointing about Tim Dorsey’s story?

    I couldn't get interested in the story or the characters. Couldn't figure out what all the disjointed parts were all about or how they fit together. I didn't get much beyond the first couple of chapters.


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    The narrator sounded like a sports commentator.


    Could you see Hammerhead Ranch Motel being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

    I didn't get far enough into the book to have any thoughts about a movie or tv or stars.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Jan Columbus, OH 07-06-14
    Jan Columbus, OH 07-06-14 Member Since 2013
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    "Narration was so irritating I had to stop."
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    Maybe the book - I like the author - but I didn't finish it


    Would you be willing to try another book from Tim Dorsey? Why or why not?

    Yes - either to read or with a different narrator


    What didn’t you like about George Wilson’s performance?

    Tim Dorsey's books have humor and a lot of absurdity. The narrator completely missed the key lines - emphasis on odd words, was monotone (but not in a funny, dry way), missed the humor. It sounded like someone reading a transcript for the first time so not adding the right inflection in the right places.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Jimmy 05-31-13
    Jimmy 05-31-13
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    "Better than the first one; now I'm hooked on Serge"

    I gave a lackluster review to Florida Roadkill, but I went ahead and got Hammerhead Ranch. The story is better here; maybe its because I know Serge now or because the background set up in FR gave HRM a chance to grow. But, I'm hooked on Serge now and I know I'll keep downloading these books.

    They're not great literature, and there's no real point to the tales. No underlying message or social comment. Some of the character names are cringe-worthy puns.

    But they are fun to listen to and usually very funny. The "Serge voice" Wilson uses has really grown on me. On to "Orange Crush"...

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    C. Byrd Fort Worth, TX 02-14-13
    C. Byrd Fort Worth, TX 02-14-13 Member Since 2007
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    "Chasing $5 mill"
    What made the experience of listening to Hammerhead Ranch Motel the most enjoyable?

    Serge, all about Serge


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Hammerhead Ranch Motel?

    The storm, how they weathered the storm with a movie about a storm


    Which character – as performed by George Wilson – was your favorite?

    Has to be Serge, too funny


    If you could take any character from Hammerhead Ranch Motel out to dinner, who would it be and why?

    Serge, of course.......would be great conversation


    Any additional comments?

    wild ride, but super fun

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Cheryl spring, TX, United States 02-26-12
    Cheryl spring, TX, United States 02-26-12 Member Since 2010
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    "I love Storm!!"

    Time Dorsey does it again....writes a very good book featuring a very odd man and it works! Florida must be a nutty state - too many good books have been written which depicts the state as such.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    "Hammerhead my imagination"

    Yet another master piece of writing, It is such fun and Serge should be president of the US

    I love this series Keep them comming Tim

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