Prime logo Prime members: New to Audible?
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Pick 1 audiobook a month from our unmatched collection.
Listen all you want to thousands of included audiobooks, Originals, and podcasts.
Access exclusive sales and deals.
Premium Plus auto-renews for $14.95/mo after 30 days. Cancel anytime.
Good Omens  By  cover art

Good Omens

By: Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett
Narrated by: Martin Jarvis
Try for $0.00

$14.95/month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $28.79

Buy for $28.79

Pay using card ending in
By confirming your purchase, you agree to Audible's Conditions of Use and Amazon's Privacy Notice. Taxes where applicable.

Warning: This Video Contains Spoilers

Discover More From Our Spoiler Alert Series
0:00

Publisher's summary

The world will end on Saturday. Next Saturday. Just before dinner, according to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies, written in 1655. The armies of Good and Evil are amassing and everything appears to be going according to Divine Plan. Except that a somewhat fussy angel and a fast-living demon are not actually looking forward to the coming Rapture. And someone seems to have misplaced the Antichrist. Put New York Times best-selling authors Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett together...and all Hell breaks loose.
©1990 Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett (P)2009 HarperCollins Publishers

Critic reviews

"Pratchett (of Discworld fame) and Gaiman (of Sandman fame) may seem an unlikely combination, but the topic (Armageddon) of this fast-paced novel is old hat to both. Pratchett's wackiness collaborates with Gaiman's morbid humor; the result is a humanist delight to be savored and reread again and again." (Amazon.com review)

Featured Article: Dream Big—Meet the All-Star Cast of The Sandman: Act II


Immerse yourself in the world of The Sandman right now with an unforgettable audio experience. The star power alone is worth the price of admission—the cumulative amount of awards that have been won by the cast over the course of their careers is simply staggering. The cast features some of the most talented and esteemed actors working today. So let's dive right into the who's who of The Sandman: Act II.

Discover The Sandman Series
and More From Neil Gaiman

What listeners say about Good Omens

Average customer ratings
Overall
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    28,327
  • 4 Stars
    8,131
  • 3 Stars
    2,859
  • 2 Stars
    822
  • 1 Stars
    505
Performance
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    28,218
  • 4 Stars
    5,316
  • 3 Stars
    1,419
  • 2 Stars
    304
  • 1 Stars
    252
Story
  • 4.5 out of 5 stars
  • 5 Stars
    24,653
  • 4 Stars
    6,785
  • 3 Stars
    2,758
  • 2 Stars
    799
  • 1 Stars
    491

Reviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.

Sort by:
Filter by:
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Irreverently brilliant

World-building has always been Gaiman's forte as satire was Pratchett's. The two of them combined blessed the world with Good Omens, an irreverent dive into a world where an angel and a demon are the best of friends, a hellhound gains a new life as a cat-worrier, Atlantis rises from the sea bed, and a much-loved Bentley can change any tape to the Best of Queen over a fortnight. Paired with hilarious footnotes and razor-sharp dialogue, Good Omens gives us adorably incompetent Satanist nuns, a reluctant Antichrist, and a (b)romance(?) six-thousand years in the making. Armageddon never stood a chance.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

hilarious

Ive never read armageddon handled with such irreverance and wit. highly reccomend this book, narration wonderful as well!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

SINFULLY good!

I love Neil Gaiman and this collaboration between him and Terry Pratchett is absolutely delightful. I loved this story and Martin Jarvis's portrayal of the characters is so brilliant that I found myself loving them even more. I immediately told my daughter to purchase this, and we both agree that this title is not just good, it's SINFULLY good.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars

delightful

very funny. made me laugh out loud. it kind of lost me once or twice because the plot line became so complicated, but in the end I figured it all out and really enjoyed it.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Phenomenal, Witty, and Hilarious

My family and I listened to this book when I was a kid and I remember enjoying it. I wanted to show it to my husband because I remembered it being at least OK. I am VERY glad I re-listened to it with him! It has great and quirky humor, and makes such wonderfully humorous observations on the quirks of human nature and religion. The story is phenomenal and the narrator does a marvelous job. 10/10 would recommend.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars

great narration

This was a very good and funny story. The narrator did a great job with the many different characters.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Didn’t know what to expect

I bought this book because my niece told me about it. WOW - I was pleasantly surprised! It is funny, entertaining and wildly imaginative. I loved every second of it!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Delightful

What a fun adventure! Put me in mind of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy. Enjoyed all the characters and the story.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

Hilarious

Where has this book been all my life? It's like cliffs notes for some of life's existential questions with laugh out loud hilarity. BRAVO

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!

  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars

All Around Brilliance

Such a sharp-witted, imaginitive book! and so very well read. The reader had a distinctive voice for each major (and most minor) character which is no small feat! A fun story, with terrific underlying messages. I enjoyed this thoroughly and can't recommend it enough. I love Gaiman's work and this collaboration doesn't dissapoint!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

You voted on this review!

You reported this review!