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GRANDMA? Audiobook

GRANDMA?: Attack of the Geriatric Zombies!

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Randall just wanted to have a fun summer vacation with his family, visiting Grandma at her cabin on a lake in the Wisconsin Northwoods.

Then everything went horribly wrong.

Join 15-year-old Randall, and his younger brother Josh, as they fight for their lives on the eve of an elderly undead apocalypse.

GRANDMA? - The Complete Novel

She won't bake you cookies...

Forget everything you know about zombies. But that's probably impossible, because you know a lot. So maybe just put aside your preconceptions, because this living dead epic will make you remember why you fell in love with this genre in the first place. Part scary, part funny, this is a living dead armageddon like you've never seen before.

Talon Konrath recently graduated high school. He's been working non-stop on GRANDMA? for three years.

J.A. Konrath is his father. He's sold more than three million books worldwide.

Together they're going to take you on the ride of your life.

©2017 Talon Konrath (P)2017 Talon Konrath

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    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 02-08-17
    Jim "The Impatient" Springfield, MO, United States 02-08-17 Member Since 2016

    My taste differs from kid books to gory horror books.

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    "BUTT CANCER USUALLY GETS YOU IN THE END"

    THE PADDLE BOAT HAS THE TOP SPEED OF A TWO LEGGED TURTLE
    If you have a bad case of ZOMBIEITIS, this just might be MOLELICIOUS to you. Hopefully you are using PLOYGRIP which is ZINC FREE and your not scared of ZOMBAMBIE. If your okay with cheesy, like to laugh and okay with POOPY YA humor, than get out your GLOW FART JAR and listen in the dark.

    IS JESUS A ZOMBIE?
    If your a fan of J.A.'s lighter side, Kimball without the sex and bad words, than give this a try. While it has some gory,(as in bodily functions), it is not Jack Kilborn. It is YA. Before you get upset about the question about Jesus, I was actually asked that question while teaching Youth Sunday School.

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    Ryan 02-11-17
    Ryan 02-11-17 Member Since 2016
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    "Not his best work"

    I'm a huge J.A. Konrath fan but this was hard to finish. This is the only book by Konrath that I did not give 5 stars to.

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