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Countless Hues of Crimson Audiobook

Countless Hues of Crimson

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Publisher's Summary

From the writers of the Ministry of Peculiar Occurrences comes the erotic novel you haven't been waiting for.

Anastasia Brassingware is a daughter of English aristocracy, but her station has been brought low by her father's belief in ridiculous quick schemes. Now forced into penury, she must take any menial job.

A chance meeting with enigmatic pineapple merchant, Lord Heathcliff Redd, has changed everything. Drawn in by his brooding ways, the maiden discovers the pineapple merchant's darker pleasures, and technological wonders that do more than just core his tropical bounties with ease.

Take caution, dear listener. This is a novel of shadow, of desire, and of wanton lust. This novella is not a collection of standing orders for a clandestine organization within Her Majesty's government. No sir. No how. No way. Nowhere in this scintillating novel of erotic perversion are coded messages intended for agents that investigate the strange, the bizarre, and the unnatural. No. In this novella is good British smut, just the way God intended. This is the story of a wide-eyed ingénue innocent to carnal pleasures, a wealthy English lord with a pineapple fetish, and fresh fruit bending to their will.

No standing orders whatsoever.

©2017 Pip Ballantine and Tee Morris (P)2017 Pip Ballantine and Tee Morris

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    You don't even need to have listened to Fifty Shades. Parody at its best. Biting but also entertaining in its own right.

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    I love Pip's voice and I like the Ministry or Peculiar Occurrences books. So I gave this a try. Hey, sexy cover, a hint at naughtiness, why not. Good decision. Funny, sexy, different. Mr. Pineapple? Steam powered spanking robot? I'll stop there.

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