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Bloodsucking Fiends

By: Christopher Moore
Narrated by: Susan Bennett
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Publisher's summary

Christopher Moore is a New York Times best-selling author whose offbeat novels combine comedy and the supernatural.

A striking red-head, 20-something Jody is attacked and transformed into a vampire while walking home one night in downtown San Francisco. Befriending 19-year-old Tommy, Jody tries to understand her new undead life, but trouble finds her when the cops start suspecting Tommy of being a local bloodsucking serial killer.

©1995 Christopher Moore (P)2008 Recorded Books

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Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

Yes, only if it were on sale.

What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

Interesting

What does Susan Bennett bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Her sarcastic tone.

Could you see Bloodsucking Fiends being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?

No

Any additional comments?

It was an interesting take on a vampire tale.

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Love this series despite accent issues.

I love Christopher moore. He always makes me laugh out loud and look like a crazy person on the train. Narration is ok. She is superb as Abby in the next 2 books. But I can't get over her Minnesota accent for Indiana characters. Indiana has a slight southern accent in central and south and a Chicago accent to the north.well northwest where I grew up. The big city of Choice for kids in Indiana CHICAGO. Other than those small (ok big) petpeeves or is it peppeaves? How ever it's pronounced/spelled. Despite those things amazing book.And author. I did enjoy the narrators sense of comedic timing.

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Read Anything by this guy!

This is by far my favorite author, nothing reads like Christopher Moore. Be careful if you listen to this while driving people will think you are crazy. You may not be able to get away with listening to this at work because you will be laughing hard. This entire series is great! Actually anything this guy write is funny even his facebook post are crazy.

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Really funny and entertaining

Where does Bloodsucking Fiends rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

A funny take on vampires. Christopher Moore is a great author. Whenever I want a book that doesn't have the potential to bore me I check out a new C.M. book. You never know where he's gonna go.

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Enter the world of crazy

A great read. Christopher Moore is the antidote to a bad day. Certainly brightens the commute!

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Laugh out loud good times!

If you could sum up Bloodsucking Fiends in three words, what would they be?

Laugh out loud!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Bloodsucking Fiends?

Any moments involving the animals were classic. And almost anything that came out of Tommy's mouth. So goofy, adorable, nerdy, hug-worthy.

Which character – as performed by Susan Bennett – was your favorite?

The Emperor of course!

Any additional comments?

I'm so glad I got this! It was so funny! Definitely one of those books you listen to when you need a break from heavy story lines and irritating love triangles. Highly recommend, you'll laugh a lot!

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vampire love done right

this a story full of love comedy and adventure done in a closer to actual people than any other vampire book I have read

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vampire love story with a quirky twist

I love christopher moore and this book is a great addition to his work, made me laugh and my commute enjoyable

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Blood Sucking Fiends

LOVED IT !!! Great narration, great storyline, thoroughly enjoyable. Very clever character development. And thanks to The Emperor Of San Francisco for protecting humanity. Safety First!


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fun adventure

Moore takes you on a brief mystery followed by a haphazard adventure and fun action twost

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