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Bad Monkey Audiobook

Bad Monkey

Andrew Yancy - late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office - has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first - this being Hiaasen country - Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters.
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Andrew Yancy - late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office - has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing). But first - this being Hiaasen country - Yancy must negotiate an obstacle course of wildly unpredictable events with a crew of even more wildly unpredictable characters, including his just-ex lover, a hot-blooded fugitive from Kansas; the twitchy widow of the frozen arm; two avariciously optimistic real-estate speculators; the Bahamian voodoo witch known as the Dragon Queen, whose suitors are blinded unto death by her peculiar charms; Yancy’s new true love, a kinky coroner; and the eponymous bad monkey, who with hilarious aplomb earns his place among Carl Hiaasen’s greatest characters.

Here is Hiaasen doing what he does better than anyone else: spinning a tale at once fiercely pointed and wickedly funny in which the greedy, the corrupt, and the degraders of what’s left of pristine Florida - now, of the Bahamas as well - get their comeuppance in mordantly ingenious, diabolically entertaining fashion.

©2013 Carl Hiaasen (P)2013 Random House Audio

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    Carol Calvert 09-15-13 Member Since 2005
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    "Hilarious!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    As usual Carl Hiaasen cracked me up. I listened to it while driving to Florida from Virginia. There I was going 80 mph, laughing so hard I could hardly breathe.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    The developer trying to sell the house across the street from the main character. I knew that whenever he appeared in the story, something hysterically funny was going happen.


    What about Arte Johnson’s performance did you like?

    Hi deadpan delivery of the book.


    Any additional comments?

    I hope Carl is working on his next book.

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    Jan 09-11-13
    Jan 09-11-13
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    "Florida Keys fun mystery"
    What made the experience of listening to Bad Monkey the most enjoyable?

    I just love Carl Hiaasen's work. Easy to read and follow with interesting characters.


    Excellent narration by Arte Johnson. It is hard to believe this is the same Arte Johnson we used to watch on Rowen and Martin's Laugh In, but it is.


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    G. 09-07-13
    G. 09-07-13
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    "Not Good"
    Would you try another book from Carl Hiaasen and/or Arte Johnson?

    no.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    Elmore Leonard


    How could the performance have been better?

    Different story; different reader


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    Only redeeming quality is that it took 15 minutes to know that I couldn't finish it. This one failed fast.


    Any additional comments?

    Someone told me Hiaasen writes like Elmore Leonard -- not even close. And Arte Johnson is really annoying. First audiobook I couldn't finish.

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    Arthur Bethesda, MD, United States 09-03-13
    Arthur Bethesda, MD, United States 09-03-13 Member Since 2014
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    "More Arte Johnson"

    Another funny book by Carl Hiaasen. What really made the difference was the great read by Arte Johnson.

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    Ingibjörg Kolbeins 09-02-13 Member Since 2013
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    "Big dissapointment, the narration is awfull"

    The narration completely ruined the book for me. Am a big Hiaasen fan. Skinny dip gets a listen at least once a year. This time i couldn't get past the first two chapters. This one i will return.

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    Robert 08-28-13
    Robert 08-28-13 Member Since 2013
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    "Another Hiaasen Winner"
    What made the experience of listening to Bad Monkey the most enjoyable?

    The vivid descriptions of the where we were, the weather, and the development of the characters.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Bad Monkey?

    Knowing that Hiaasen had written another Florida adventure.


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    laura warrensburg, mo, United States 08-21-13
    laura warrensburg, mo, United States 08-21-13 Member Since 2011
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    "Bad Monkey"
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    I am going to read the hard back book instead; or an E-book.


    If you’ve listened to books by Carl Hiaasen before, how does this one compare?

    Nothing compares to Stephen Hoye's renditions of these books - so tongue in cheek sarcastic - it actually takes away from the pleasure of the entire story to have to get used to a new narrator - especially when Hoye is perfect.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Arte Johnson?

    Stephen Hoye


    Do you think Bad Monkey needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    Always love Carl Hiaasen's books.


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    Joseph 08-19-13
    Joseph 08-19-13
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    "Loved this book."
    What made the experience of listening to Bad Monkey the most enjoyable?

    I like a lighter read now and again, and this was a fine book to fill a couple of hours. I like the main detective...very Harry Bosch like character. His antics as he tries to reclaim his spot in the detective ranks are fine, as is his penchant for sex and hooking up with both the right and the wrong people. Full of fun characters, not much in the way of plot twists, but a great romp.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    I think I liked our main character the best.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    When the monkey clamped onto one of the bad guy's penis.


    If you could rename Bad Monkey, what would you call it?

    Would never rename it...great title.


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    John Greeley, CO, United States 08-15-13
    John Greeley, CO, United States 08-15-13 Member Since 2007
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    "One of Hiaasen's worst"
    What disappointed you about Bad Monkey?

    The basic story was strong, but the writing of the story was weak. The gratuitous sex was not consistent with the story line. The last 50 pages drop in a headlong rush to finish the story.


    What do you think your next listen will be?

    New York Best Selling book on 59 weeks...it has to be good


    Have you listened to any of Arte Johnson’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Disappointment


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    Amazon Customer Jackson, TN 08-12-13
    Amazon Customer Jackson, TN 08-12-13 Member Since 2009

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    "Excellent story"
    Would you listen to Bad Monkey again? Why?

    I am undecided as to whether I would listen to it again. The story was excellent. I'm sure I would enjoy reading it. However, I did not care for the narrator. After the first 5-10 minutes I ordinarily don't think so much about the actor reading the book because they do a good job and and simply become part of the experience. This time I found Artie Johnson distracting.


    What other book might you compare Bad Monkey to and why?

    This is my first Carl Hiasen book. The story seemed similar to some of Elmore Leonard's books. Maybe Get Shorty.


    What did you like about the performance? What did you dislike?

    The performance was not so great. Artie Johnson's voice was halting and it distracted me.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Lots of funny moments. I was not "moved" but it's not that kind of book. The chain of events during the hurricane were the best.


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