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A Dirty Job Audiobook
A Dirty Job
Written by: 
Christopher Moore
Narrated by: 
Fisher Stevens
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A Dirty Job Audiobook

A Dirty Job

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Audible Editor Reviews

Why we think it's Essential: Death never sounded so good. This one probably tops the list of unexpected pleasures here at Audible. Fisher Stevens gives a rousing narration, perfectly delivering Christopher Moore's often off-color jokes in a lovely "dead"pan. A Dirty Job has won fans for both author and narrator, and it will keep winning them for years to come. —Chris Doheny

Publisher's Summary

Charlie Asher is a pretty normal guy. A little hapless, somewhat neurotic, sort of a hypochondriac. He's what's known as a Beta Male: the kind of fellow who makes his way through life by being careful and constant, you know, the one who's always there to pick up the pieces when the girl gets dumped by the bigger/taller/stronger Alpha Male.

But Charlie's been lucky. He owns a building in the heart of San Francisco, and runs a secondhand store with the help of a couple of loyal, if marginally insane, employees. He's married to a bright and pretty woman who actually loves him for his normalcy. And she, Rachel, is about to have their first child.

Yes, Charlie's doing okay for a Beta. That is, until the day his daughter, Sophie, is born. Just as Charlie, exhausted from the birth, turns to go home, he sees a strange man in mint-green golf wear at Rachel's hospital bedside, a man who claims that no one should be able to see him. But see him Charlie does, and from here on out, things get really weird.

People start dropping dead around him, giant ravens perch on his building, and it seems that everywhere he goes, a dark presence whispers to him from under the streets. Strange names start appearing on his nightstand notepad, and before he knows it, those people end up dead, too. Yup, it seems that Charlie Asher has been recruited for a new job, an unpleasant but utterly necessary one: Death. It's a dirty job. But hey, somebody's gotta do it.

©2006 Christopher Moore; (P)2006 HarperCollinsPublishers

What the Critics Say

  • 2006 Quill Award Nominee

"Moore's enthusiasm and skill make it convincing, and his affection for the cast of weirdos gives the book an unexpected poignancy." (Publishers Weekly)

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    Alika Fricke Nebraska 02-06-08
    Alika Fricke Nebraska 02-06-08 Listener Since 2005

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    "didn't care for the narrator"

    He was a little to chic windy or something for my taste. The book itself was ok, the facts introduced early on don't hold up later in the book. So, its a bit inconsistent. Get past that and you have a decent listen ahead.

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    flimfrik 02-02-08
    flimfrik 02-02-08 Member Since 2003

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    "Fun and Funny"

    Great characters and laugh out loud funny. And sweet, too! Not the most perfectly written, but very well read. Enjoyed it thoroughly

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    Victoria Hermon, NY, USA 02-01-08
    Victoria Hermon, NY, USA 02-01-08
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    "Kitty!"

    I laughed through the entire book. I didn't know what to expect, but I am now a fan. He twists horror to be very funny. You want to have a laugh, download this book. You'll love it!

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    Bearwife 01-22-08
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    "Very very funny"

    I just loved this book. It made me laugh from beginning to end, and the plot is nothing if not original! Somehow I found all the supernatural goings ons more credible because the book is set in San Francisco, and picks up on the zaniness and tendency towards eccentrics and strong characters in that city. One flaw I do want to point out is the racism -- per this book Chinese Americans don't just eat pet dogs but any pet they can find. Aside from that, enjoy . . . I'm sorry this book ended.

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    "Fresh and Funny"

    This book was laugh out loud funny at times. The author's tone is something like Nick Hornby's, salted with a bit of Chris Rock. The plot line is more of a fantasy than either of those two write, but that is a vehicle for some good comedy. As with Rock and Hornby, the humor may strike guys more than women, and it is not for young kids.

    The narrator does a fantastic job catching different accents and delivering the punch lines.

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    Chris 11-03-07
    Chris 11-03-07
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    "bravo!"

    Loved Lamb. Applaud even louder for A Dirty Job. Found the character development outstanding. Very witty, with great plot twists. Understand Christopher Columbus of 1492 Productions (directed a couple of Harry Potter Movies) has the movie rights. Can't wait to see the movie if/when it comes out.

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    Marven Riggins Illinois 10-29-07
    Marven Riggins Illinois 10-29-07 Member Since 2007
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    "Fast moving adventure"

    Imaginative story, great speaker but lots of swear words if you might be offended.

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    Johnna Elmwood Park, IL, USA 10-23-07
    Johnna Elmwood Park, IL, USA 10-23-07 Member Since 2007
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    "Incredible!"

    Though the story isn't entirely new, bits and pieces have been used before, the presentation was definitely unique. The depth and detail added so much fun. Fisher Stevens, though he started out at a frantic pace, found his rhythm, and I couldn't imagine anyone else reading this story. I will read more by this author.

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    Robert T. Ives Flora, IN USA 10-16-07
    Robert T. Ives Flora, IN USA 10-16-07 Member Since 2007

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    "Fisher Stevens"

    Prior to this audio book, I had no knowledge of Fisher Stevens. I was sorry to see he has not yet recorded many books. He does a fantastic job with this one. A very funny book very well read.

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    Mary Coventry, CT, USA 10-11-07
    Mary Coventry, CT, USA 10-11-07
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    "Weird..."

    I really didn't like this book. Too, too, too, weird.... I really wanted to just quit but once I start something I have to finish... so reluctantly I did finish.

    I left the book with only one thought... can the daughter still kill someone by saying "kitty?"

    It was really just plain DUMB.

    2 of 4 people found this review helpful

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