Perfect Skin. Perfect Health. Perfect Life.
It's a proven fact that people who eat a raw vegan diet live longer, never age, and make approximately a million dollars or more each year (eat more greens, make more green). Now you, too, can learn the secrets of the perfect human diet in The Raw Vegan Bible by esteemed author (and super cool musician), Dr. David "Greens" Connor. Learn why enzymes are the key to increasing vitality and raising your Kundalini energy. Discover the secrets of superfoods and begin to have super poop (yes, it's true, you'll even get more comfortable with your poop after listening to this audiobook!).
SAD is Sad
The Standard American Diet is killing us all, as evidenced by the death of the author's elderly grandfather. If only he had known to eat a 100 percent raw vegan diet, he could have lived forever. So which will you choose? Chicken nuggets and cancer or kale and perfect health? The choice here should be obvious, but if it's not yet clear, "Greens" gives some excellent examples in the book of people who have healed from all sorts of unpleasant diseases by just eating raw.
Zebras Don't Cook and Neither Should You
Ever wonder why wild animals never get degenerative diseases? It's because they don't have stoves! Our hands were designed to pluck fruit off of trees, not to hold a spatula. Get back to nature and discover the glowing abundance available to you when you eschew all of the food all of the people around you are eating. (I mean, come on, you don't really want to look like them, do you?) The Raw Vegan Bible will teach you the way of perfect health, so you can be in alignment with all the other species on the planet. No more fire for you, you caveman. Humans have evolved.
©2014, 2015 Sarah Haydock, Joey Lott (P)2014, 2015 Sarah Haydock, Joey Lott
Totally addicted to books: written or spoken! To read or to listen...? Both please!
The whole point of this book is to make fun of anyone who honestly wants to learn about this diet. It's a waste of money and time. I also found it was offensive.
If it were a real, genuine book.
Have to give him an S for SARCASM.
There needs to be a disclaimer on hoax type books like this so that people don't waste their money thinking it's a normal book. It was a 15 minute long sarcastic joke. A bit upset that I wasted my time and money on this.
It was a waste of a Audible Credit.
Not Vegan...but yes, if it's false satire.
The reader (Matt Stone) was fine, the content was a waste of time
I'd change the title. It was misleading
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. My bad for looking only at the title and thinking it was a Vegan Book; A book that could help me learn how to implement a Vegan lifestyle to improve my health. Had I read what the book was about, then I wouldn't have wasted my time or money. Note to Self: PEOPLE WILL MISLEAD YOU TO GET YOU TO BUY THEIR BOOKS-BASED ON THE TITLE. MAKE SURE TO READ THE INFORMATION ABOUT THE BOOK.
Insulting and not funny. A real disappointment. Although, my fault for not realising it was satire before buying. Oops.
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