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Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater

By: Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, Brian Quinn
Narrated by: Bryan Johnson, Walter Flanagan, Brian Quinn, Sunday Jeff
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Publisher's summary

It's anything but Grimm when the Tell 'Em Steve Dave crew gives their hilarious takes on some of the best and least known fairy tales.

Join Bryan Johnson, Brian Quinn and Walt Flanagan with special guest Sunday Jeff as they create a magical world of fantasy and wonder, trolls, living plants, and sinful dwarves. It doesn't get any better than this...or funnier.

Not for children but definitely for those who are a child at heart.

©2013 Makin Hay Books (P)2013 Makin Hay Books

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The greatest money grab I've ever heard.

Would you consider the audio edition of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater to be better than the print version?

Hearing the voices of the Tell Em Steve Dave boys, with the addition of Sunday Jeff makes it ten times better.

What other book might you compare Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater to and why?

It is in a league of its own.

What does the narrators bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The nuance of their character and enthusiasm for the stories.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

Laugh, lots of laughs

Any additional comments?

Keep bringing more, and I'll buy it. Horror would be great, maybe a reading on Greek or Roman myths. Pick and I'll jump at it.

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TESD saved me

Would you listen to Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater again? Why?

Yes. Sunday Jeff.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Sunday Jeff. Duh.

Have you listened to any of the narrators’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

Yes, I have listened to them all. This includes all bonus pods, overkill eps., and I even got in on a little booty time/glory hole now and then. This holds up to everything the boys have done, and this summer especially they seem to be topping themselves every week(except when Q storms out, or Bry calls in 'sick'. Just kidding Bry I love you!!). If you are a first time listener, this audio book really shows what these guys are all about. If you are a tried and true member of the TESDARMY you will love this just like you love everything else they shill. THEY DON'T EVER ASK THE AUDIENCE FOR ANYTHING JUST SHOW SOME DAMN LOVE!

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I laughed, I cried, Sunday Jeff voice nuzzled me softly, hay was made.

Any additional comments?

TESDARMY4EVER

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Amazing stuff from the TESD boys

Where does Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

Theres not many audiobooks that comment on their own character performances and stop to have conversations during the stories. That alone makes this unique. It's definitely one of the funniest

What was one of the most memorable moments of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?

Sunday Jeff.

Would you listen to another book narrated by the narrators?

I've listened to hundreds of hours of podcasts by them so why not?

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Yep

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"Was Rumplestiltskin Satan?" - Walt Flanagan.

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would. It's hardly a book, per se, but it's a book for the 21st century that embraces the technology of the audible format, and does for prose novels what free form verse did for poetry.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?

Walts casual dismissal of Snow White as a gold digger because the dwarves worked in a diamond mine. That was pretty funny. But top marks have to go to the way they tore apart the miller who bragged about his daughter to the King. And the many many unspoken rapes that must have happened in Rumplestiltskin. That King did surely get around.

What about the narrators’s performance did you like?

The voices of the characters were pretty funny.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

The Brothers Grimm were never this Grim.

Any additional comments?

I've listened to it about 6 times so far, and I will listen to it again. It makes me laugh, what I can say?

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TESD makes more podcast history

If you could sum up Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater in three words, what would they be?

Funny brings more to the book that is being read. Ads more to this old story's that are being read interaction between narrators shows they have good chemistry.

Who was your favorite character and why?

Podwars 2013 champion Sunday Jeff brings that other element to TESD

What does the narrators bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

All narrators bring there own unique style

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

What would Sunday Jeff do?

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This is TESD as TESD.

What made the experience of listening to Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater the most enjoyable?

I enjoyed being able to listen to the guys dissect the different fairy tales and get into what they really mean. Though it was great to hear them read the tales!

Which scene was your favorite?

I liked all of them. I really enjoyed when they stopped reading and commented on the story they were reading. That made me laugh and it just made me smile.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

The entire book! Bry, Walt, Q and Sunday Jeff made me laugh and it was hysterical. I loved the comments they made while reading the story. So great!

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Top Notch AudioBook For Us Ants.

Would you consider the audio edition of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater to be better than the print version?

How could I possibly mispronounce Rumpelstiltskin as satisfactorily as Q in a print version?

What was one of the most memorable moments of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?

Anytime Sunday Jeff would interject the regaling of these Tales from the Coat.

What about the narrators’s performance did you like?

I loved how much they cursed.

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

In 15 years, you'll all be in loveless marriages and hooked on painkillers..... if there's a God.

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No.

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Any TESD fan must read.

If you could sum up Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater in three words, what would they be?

F@#*ing hilarious. BOOM!

What was one of the most memorable moments of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?

The retelling of "The Myrtle." Pure TESD delightfulness.

What does the narrators bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The narrators are the experience.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

The fact that Q was given all the female parts to read.

Any additional comments?

A must for any TESD fan. I feel anyone who enjoys the podcast format would enjoy this as well.

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AWESOME

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Hell Yeah...if you like comedy and story telling, this is your book. These guys crack myself and my wife up the whole time. The voice overs of BQ were great as a woman or ferry.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater?

The side stories that would come up fromt he story. Going off on a tangent about the kings or fathers who give their kids away had tears in my eyes with laughter.

Which character – as performed by the narrators – was your favorite?

Q - i am bias

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The greatest audiobook you will ever hear!

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

Hilarious and brilliantly performed!

What other book might you compare Tell Em Steve Dave Fair-re-re Tale Theater to and why?

Tough Sh*t by Kevin Smith - very similar sense of humour and style.

What does the narrators bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

The joy of how much fun these guys sound like they had recording it!

If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

Grimmer than the Grimm Brothers...

Any additional comments?

Fingers crossed these guys record another audiobook soon.

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