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Never Sniff a Gift Fish

By: Patrick McManus
Narrated by: Norman Dietz
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Publisher's summary

Humorist Patrick F. McManus has been called "a master at spoofing sportsmen" by Publishers Weekly. His rib-tickling books about hunting, fishing, and camping receive rave reviews from national media. The New York Times Book Review writes, "Everybody should read Patrick McManus."

In the chapters of Never Sniff a Gift Fish, McManus will teach you the wisdom that is usually shared only in the close ranks of modern-day hunters and gatherers. To complete your arsenal, McManus also includes "The Hunter's Workout Guide" and a special "Family Camper's Dictionary". Exercises like the hindquarter shuffle will make you move like a hunter. And phrases like "Yip-yip-yip-Owoooooo!" will help you sound like one, too.

Whether he's poking fun at fly fishing or taking on some other sportsman's icon, Patrick F. McManus is sure to have you laughing aloud. And Norman Dietz's wry narration is the perfect vehicle for McManus' best-selling, tongue-in-cheek works.

©1983 Patrick F. McManus (P)2000 Recorded Books, LLC

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Always good for a laugh.

This is humor at its best. Sit down for a good dose whenever you need a pick-me-up.

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Spectacular

This book is spectacular I have listened to it 8 times so far and it is not getting old. 11/10

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classic McManus

I grew up reading these books and loved them. audio version is just as good.

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these books are great

i’ve been listening to these books on repeat every night since 2016, i’m pretty sure i’ve listened to each book at least 100 times, but i still laugh at them. Great series as a whole, rest in peace Patrick F. Mcmanus

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My Favorite book of McManus Stories!

Every book has stories that makes me laugh but this book, every story made me laugh out loud.

excellent narration as well!

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I LOVE these books!

I have read/listened to EVERY one of Patrick F. Mcmanus' books several times! The stories never get old. It is good, clean humor that my sons and I have enjoyed together for years! if you like fishing, hunting, camping, basically any outdoor stuff, you will love these too. I wish he was still around to give us more...The world lost a truly funny man and national treasure when he passed. The Narrator Norman Dietz, IS the voice of Patrick McManus and all his hapless characters, especially Rancid Crabtree, my favorite! No one else should even try! Absolutely recommend every book!

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AMAZING

I have listened to these books for years and they are one of the few books that are good for rereading. I have almost all of them.

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Patrick McManus is pure brilliance!

I have always loved McManus' stories (since I was a child). The characters are somehow believable...

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Hilariousness!

They could not have chosen a better narrator for these stories! I laughed so hard my stomach hurt and I had tears streaming down my face! This isn’t the kind of book I would pick up and read typically but McManus was recommended to me so I gave him a shot and now I must read them all! 87 billion stars from me!

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Great fun.

Any sportsman who spent time in the outdoors has experienced occasions where it's best to find a way to laugh at the strange things that happen. McManus reminds us of all of those in eloquent comical prose.

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