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George Carlin Reads to You Audiobook
George Carlin Reads to You
Written by: 
George Carlin
Narrated by: 
George Carlin
George Carlin Reads to You Audiobook

George Carlin Reads to You: An Audio Collection Including Grammy Winners 'Braindroppings' and 'Napalm & Silly Putty'

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If one George Carlin audio is funny, then two are funnier and three must be funniest, right? That's our thinking behind this new collection. It's a HighBridge library of laugh-out-loud, award-winning recordings featuring George himself performing many of his best bits. The set includes:

Brain Droppings
Acerbic observations, manic musings, in-your-face questions, witty word play, and more "droppings" from Carlin's singular brain. "I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed." "Why are there no recreational drugs taken in suppository form?" The first Carlin book on audio and a 2001 Grammy winner.

Napalm & Silly Putty
Carlin invents Past-Tense TV (Got Smart, Father Knew Best, It Was Left to Beaver); crusades for the Center for Research into the Heebie Jeebies; founds the George Carlin Book Club (recommended reading: Fill Your Life with Croutons); and suggests that "If the shoe fits, get another just like it." A 2002 Grammy winner.

More Napalm & Silly Putty
Everything that wouldn't fit on the first Napalm recording - like "A Day in the Life of Henry VIII", "Sports Should Be Fixed", compelling confessions ("I couldn't commit suicide if my life depended on it"), and candid takes on life's little moments ("I'm beyond the nice day"), all delivered with wicked glee.

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    Matthew T. Brandimarte 04-19-15

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    "the greatest comedian to have ever lived"

    loved it. George Carlin is my savory. he is my god. and every thing he says is the truth

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    Keith G. 04-16-15
    Keith G. 04-16-15
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    "Five stars for George"

    Five stars all over the place... but I need to use more words seven six five four three more words

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    Erick 03-13-15
    Erick 03-13-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Next level etymological comedy"

    George Carlin was a great wordsmith. And super fucking funny. Lots of classic material in this collection. Can't wait to listen to it all again!

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    K.R. San Diego 02-13-15
    K.R. San Diego 02-13-15

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    "Not as funny as I remembered him"
    Would you try another book from George Carlin and/or George Carlin?

    No


    What was most disappointing about George Carlin’s story?

    Most humor doesn't age well. He comes across as grumpy and random, not as witty as I remembered him from years ago. George was radical and amazing in the 70s and 80s but listening to him rant is sort of like listening to disco music - you understand why people liked it at the time and also why no one listens to it anymore.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Regret at having bought it.


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    L. Carlson 02-05-15
    L. Carlson 02-05-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Classic Carlin"

    It seems this was a couple books thrown together in One audio book. Still funny. Classic Carlin..

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    Dubi New York, NY 01-30-15
    Dubi New York, NY 01-30-15

    People say I resemble my dog (and vice-versa). He can hear sounds I can't hear, but I'm the one who listens to audiobooks.

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    "More Precisely, George Carlin Reads AT You"

    In the preface to Brain Droppings, the first of three short books of humor performed here by the late great master comedian himself, George Carlin identifies three of his main sources of humor -- the English language, aspects of everyday life (like driving and pets), and larger social and political issues plaguing the human condition.

    His dissection of the way we use language will make you change the way you speak, will make you think twice before using common words and phrases, even the way you say goodbye or tell someone what time it is. It should be taught in high school and college, especially the redundancies, oxymorons, and incorrect usages. It really takes the cake -- or why the cake, why not pie? That would be as easy as pie. Piece of cake. That kind of stuff.

    His riffs on what he calls the "small things" of life will likewise crack you up as it makes you think twice about things you take for granted. Like, did you ever notice that everyone who drives slower than you is an idiot, but everyone who drives faster is a maniac? And do you really want to take a non-stop flight? Wouldn't you rather they make at least one stop?

    Priceless stuff, much of it familiar if you've already seen his stand-up routines or heard his recordings. Having it in this form is the best of both worlds -- the original published print books allowed Carlin and his editors to hone the material down to its most perfect verbiage, and then having him perform it in audio format in his inimitable style, reflecting his years of doing this material on stage, is simply hilarious. You'll be quoting him for quite some time (I've been quoting him for decades -- like, did you ever notice when you wear a hat for a while, it starts to feel like it's not there, then you take it off, and it feels like it's still there!).

    Now, the bigger stuff, the political and social criticism, that's more hit and miss, depending on your personal views. He takes great pains in his preface to make it clear that he has no agenda other than being an acerbic observer of our larger foibles, but it may definitely rub one the wrong way when his omnicritcal take on our world mercilessly skewers your own opinions. His pre-9/11 jokes about terrorism are especially anachronistic. Just remember, it's all meant to be humorous.

    Likewise his vulgarity, Although his most famous routine, Seven Dirty Words, is not part of this collection, he uses a lot more than seven dirty words here. Many of his punch lines are not really punch lines, they're just flat out in your face cussing. You probably knew that before considering whether to listen to him, but better to be prepared for it -- and remember, it's all a joke. (Bonus points for anyone who can pick out the phrases used in this review that Carlin would eviscerate.)

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    Erik Sooke, British Columbia, Canada 01-16-15
    Erik Sooke, British Columbia, Canada 01-16-15 Member Since 2011
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    "Some brilliant moments, but many bad ones..."

    I wasn't all that familiar with George Carlin before this book, so I wasn't sure what to expect, and I certainly wasn't let down by high expectations. In the end, I didn't find this work all that funny or engaging. There were some very funny and pertinent commentaries that showed a clever brain behind the man, but the in-your-face blustering wore me down.

    It was well read by the author, but his voice enhanced the feeling I had that Mr. Carlin is a curmudgeon. I'm not sure this is a person I'd want to meet in person.

    So, if you like Howard Stern or similar comedians, then you may like this book. For me, I'm just glad I got it on sale.

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    A. Srikanth 01-09-15
    A. Srikanth 01-09-15

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    "Just Brilliant"
    Any additional comments?

    Although you can get a lot of books as audio books, I don't generally like listening to all genres of books. I like reading a serious book so I can think while reading. I find I cannot think very much about what is happening while listening because you miss the next thing that is said. With that said, I looked for comedy/humor books so its lighter and I don't have to think as much. Naturally, this book was a top choice because I think George Carlin is absolutely brilliant. However, while I was laughing my head off at some parts, there were some parts that gave me thought and I had to pause because I would miss the next bit of aerial gold that pops out of his mouth.
    I think the people who did not like this book are the butt-hurts. And that defines a great book in my book. I think George Carlin is way beyond his time and we need more of him. His voice was perfect for reading out his absolute unadulterated sarcasm and wonderful opinions about things that people (including me) do without thought. There were tons of things that I completely agreed upon, and others that I never gave thought to, but as long as you keep an open mind and don't get offended by every little thing (he talks about that too), this book is perfect for listening to.

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    Gerardo Austin, TX, United States 12-01-14
    Gerardo Austin, TX, United States 12-01-14 Member Since 2011

    Businessman, Technologist, Marketer. Loves to learn and enjoys books. Mostly nonfiction plus historic novels.

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    "Not as funny as I expected"

    George Carlin is a master of stand up comedy. This, however is a book READ by Carlin, and he does not seem to be a good book writer. I listened to about 20% of the audiobook and skipped ahead to other chapters and did not find a single funny bit. It feels like a written rant about life. Buy a Carlin DVD instead.

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    Doug Columbus, NC, United States 11-26-14
    Doug Columbus, NC, United States 11-26-14 Member Since 2015

    Retired teacher of literature with an interest in religion and in science and in history. I have loved reading for 50 years.

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    "A real bummer...."

    Pessimistic, negative, not funny, vulgar, and not entertaining. Need I say more? I was looking for laughs, for humor....did not find any.

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