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The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear Audiobook

The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear

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Publisher's Summary

"A bluebear has 27 lives. I shall recount thirtreen-and-a-half of them in this book but keep quiet about the rest," says the narrator of Walter Moers’s epic adventure. "Mine is a tale of mortal danger and eternal love, of hair’s breadth, last-minute escapes...."

Welcome to the fantastic world of Zamonia, populated by all manner of extraordinary characters, including Minipirates, Hobgoblins, Babbling Billows, the Spiderwitch, the Troglotroll, and the Mountain Maggot. It’s a land of imaginative lunacy and supreme adventure, wicked satire and epic fantasy, all mixed together and turned on its head.

Playful enough for young adult readers, yet as intricate and engaging as any work of literary fiction, The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear has the plot of a novel and the spontaneity and humor of a vintage comic book, making it already an instant cult classic.

©1999 Eichborn GmbH & Co (P)2010 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

What the Critics Say

“A wild, fun-filled ride.” (School Library Journal)

“Even readers with short attention spans will find themselves captivated by the nonstop parade of madcap characters as treacherous predicaments resolve themselves with charming ease. . . .Comparisons to Harry Potter aside, Moers's kaleidoscopic expedition is fanciful and endlessly entertaining.” (Publishers Weekly)

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    Paul RALEIGH, NC, United States 03-25-11
    Paul RALEIGH, NC, United States 03-25-11
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    "Hillarious and fantastic book and great listen"

    At first I'd like to mention that all of Walter Moers books are kind of either you love them or you don't like them - I don't think there's much inbetween. However - if you like humorous, fantastic and intelligently written stories I strongly recommend to either read or listen to one of his books, because chances are high you'll like them.

    Some words to the Zamonia novels in general:
    Walter Moers is a German author and I read all his Zamonia novels in German first (I'm German too) and listened to two in German (Alchemasters Apprentice and City of Dreaming Books). I think I can say that Zamonia books together are my favorite books.
    Nevertheless, I had my doubts, if it would be possible to translate these books accordingly, because Moers created so many new, fantastic words, creatures, locations, sciences etc. in his novels. But I have to admit, after listening the first four hours of Captain Bluebear, that the English version is nearly as good as the German one, even if I as a .

    In my opinion, Captain Bluebear is the "least good" (because worst wouldn't be the right expression) of the Zamonia novels, but if you haven't read or listened to any of them yet, I would still recommend you to start with this book, because it gives you the best overview over the Zamonian world. Rumo, the City of Dreaming Books and to some extend the Alchemasters Apprentice sometimes reference to small sections of Captain Bluebear (you would still understand the story without knowing the Bluebear, but it's even more fun, if you recognize some parts from other books again).

    There's one big disadvantage that comes with listening to the audio version instead of reading the actual book: You don't get see Moers drawings, which often give you a good picture of what kind of creature Moers is talking about in the respective section.
    But this disadvantage is nearly offset by the great way the book is read by Mr. Pinchot. He reads very entertaining and does a great job with the voices!

    14 of 15 people found this review helpful
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    Janice Campbell Baltimore, MD 02-21-15
    Janice Campbell Baltimore, MD 02-21-15 Member Since 2014

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    "It's fun but very tangential."

    We struggled to get through reading the book and were happy to find it on audio. Even so, it's LONG due more to a pacing issue in the writing than the number of words. The reader kept us listening though and the desire to see how it would end. It's surprisingly fun.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Kim 02-06-15
    Kim 02-06-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Best. Book. Ever."

    Captivating to children & adults alike, Blue Bear's adventures keep you at the edge of your seat hour after hour. I wished it wouldn't end.
    Brilliant writing, expertly narrated by Bronson Pinchot who brings the story not only to life, but allows you to fall into the fantasy to live it yourself.
    No matter how many lives you have, this is requisite reading for all.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Benjamin Blackhawk Minneapolis, MN 04-23-12
    Benjamin Blackhawk Minneapolis, MN 04-23-12
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    "Pinchot's a hoot"

    Attracted by the description, I listened to this book with my pre-teen sons. Both they and I were continually fascinated with Zamonia and anxious for the next adventure of Bluebear to unfold. Pinchot's voices were spot-on and the sonic "special effects" were perfect for this book. A fun romp through an imaginative world with not a lot of deep meanings hidden in the book unless you really want there to be. Occasionally annoying in his fastidiousness (I'll bet Bronson and his producer were tempted to omit some of the 'counting done from 79 million' parts--but no, it's unabridged!), Moers rewards your patience with fun surprises and twists. We can hardly wait to get started listening to Bronson Pinchot reading about Rumo the Wolpertinger.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Karla Long Beach, MS, United States 08-13-12
    Karla Long Beach, MS, United States 08-13-12
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    "Wildly entertaining!"
    What did you love best about The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear?

    The reading performance is fantastic, and adds so much to this story. The story is engrossing for adults and children. I didn't want it to end!


    2 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Noel Romey Midlothian, VA USA 06-07-16
    Noel Romey Midlothian, VA USA 06-07-16 Member Since 2015
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    "One of the best audiobooks I've read all year"

    I read audio books all the time. I love being transported to new times, new places, and experiencing them through myriads of narrators. I loved the Discworld series for its humor and fantastical settings, so when I found Walter Mohers's books, I was surprised to find another humorous book in the sometimes overserious fantasy genre. Bronsen Pnichot's narration was spot on. I loved the way he used voices to give all of the various characters and creatures unique voices. I also loved the special effects that the folks at Blackstone used to augment the performance. Sometimes special effects can be overdone, but in my opinion, there was just enough effect to make the story more real. I'm not able to see the drawings that appear in the printed book, so having the extra effects and voices were a bonus. I can't wait to read more books in the Zimonia universe, and I really hope that the new books that are coming out get translated into English.

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    soyung 08-02-14
    soyung 08-02-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Always cheers me up"

    This book never fails to cheers me up. As bluebear shares one crazy adventure after another I find myself at the end quickly, wishing there was more.

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    Keith LIVERMORE, CA, United States 07-28-14
    Keith LIVERMORE, CA, United States 07-28-14 Member Since 2012
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    "Odd but decent."

    This book is kind of like a cross between Yellow Submarine and Baron Munchausen. Very strange but enjoyable. I would have given it 4 stars but the author had a tendency to ramble on about trivial stuff and it detracted from the story. For example at one point he is reading off a list of species and he just goes on and on and on well beyond my caring. The book also comes up short on plot at times. Overall though it was an enjoyable book. Pinchot is fantastic in his narration.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Rebecca Baltimore, MD, United States 12-05-12
    Rebecca Baltimore, MD, United States 12-05-12 Member Since 2014

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    "Started slow but turned out great!"
    What did you love best about The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear?

    What an adventure! This story really brought me in and had me eager to listen to the next twist!


    What did you like best about this story?

    I really "felt" the emotions and feelings of Captain Bluebear, you can understand the excitement, the loss, the fear.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    Hm... I can't pick just one.


    Who was the most memorable character of The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear and why?

    Bluebear! He was so believable in a world of make believe.


    Any additional comments?

    While the start was a little slow I definitely got into the book. At first I was thinking "Where is this going? What is the point?" and while there may not really be a point it is certainly a joy to relax and listen to such a wondrous adventure.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Amanda Indianapolis, IN, United States 11-30-12
    Amanda Indianapolis, IN, United States 11-30-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Fantastic!!"
    Would you listen to The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear again? Why?

    Most definitely! This book is more imaginative than any I've read or listened to in the past. I would listen to this over and over again, and probably pick up more details each time!


    What did you like best about this story?

    The author's creativity in character and location description is astounding. It's a great story for children and adults alike.


    What about Bronson Pinchot’s performance did you like?

    Bronson Pinchot was fantastic. He had different voices for each character and used different cadences and accents for many of them. The production quality, with sound effects was a bit asset as well.


    1 of 2 people found this review helpful

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