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Life on the Mississippi | [Mark Twain]

Life on the Mississippi

When Mark Twain was growing up, all he wanted to be was a steamboat man. And so Twain ran away in pursuit of his dream. Life on the mighty river for Twain consisted of paddleboats and history, poker games and gamblers, larger-than-life characters and outlandish festivals like Mardi Gras. Twain recorded it all with his keen eye for detail and biting wit.
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Over a century before the dime-a-dozen memoirs started popping up on our shelves from people with dubious claims to fame, Mark Twain wrote Life on the Mississippi. At the age of 12, when he was still going by Samuel Clemens, he left school to begin a career of odd jobs until he received his steamboat pilot license. It was this experience going up and down the Mississippi on the steamboat that not only provided the backdrop to these humorous and exciting tales, but also the occupation which gave him his famous pen name. Veteran narrator Norman Dietz gives a performance Twain would be proud of, ensuring the satire and earnestness alike are not lost on any listener.

Publisher's Summary

When Mark Twain was growing up, all he wanted to be was a steamboat man. And so Twain ran away in pursuit of his dream. Life on the mighty river for Twain consisted of paddleboats and history, poker games and gamblers, larger-than-life characters and outlandish festivals like Mardi Gras. Twain recorded it all with his keen eye for detail and biting wit.

(P)1986 by Recorded Books, Inc.

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    Kristoffer Oslo, N/A, Norway 09-16-03
    Kristoffer Oslo, N/A, Norway 09-16-03
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    "Inaudible!"

    I honestly think this is a good book depicting the way of life along the mighty Mississippi river, told with Twain's renowned wit and displaying his love for the subject, but unfortunately the horrible sound quality of this recording makes it near inaudible, and impossible to listen to. I gave up about two hours into the book, having understood only about half of what had been said. I'll be damned if I'm going to listen to a 14 hour long audio book, 7 of which consist of incoherent mumbling!

    32 of 34 people found this review helpful
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    Doug Columbus, NC, United States 08-10-07
    Doug Columbus, NC, United States 08-10-07 Member Since 2004

    Retired teacher of literature with an interest in religion and in science and in history. I have loved reading for 50 years.

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    "Humorous, poignant, informative, adventurous"

    The wild man from Hannibal who gave us Tom Sawyer and Huck Finn remembers (and revisits) his home town in this memoir written after he was rich and famous and no longer the kid that in his heart he always remained, at least partly. In making the journey, he tells about the geologic history of the Mississippi, about the geographic effects of the river, about the early days of steamboating on the river and the complexity of the task of moving a boat on a river that changed from hour to hour and day to day and was always ready to grab a boat and its passengers and pull them to muddy death. Any reader who enjoyed Tom and Huck owes it to himself to sample this wonderful story by a man who never wrote a bad sentence, although he was know for using bad language, i.e. profanity, at the drop of a cigar ash. I have listened to the recording twice, have read the book more than two times, and if I take a notion, I will do it again, regardless of the consequences, so little do I value sanity. (That was supposed to be humorous, but I really have listened twice and read twice....and I hope you do too.)

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Robert Whale 07-08-08 Member Since 2001
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    "Excellent"

    Mark Twain's Life on the Mississipi is excellent, one of his best works. It contains a nice blend of humor and a picture of a part of early American life. Some of the previous reviewers commented negatively on the recording quality, which kept me from getting this book up to now but I finally decided to go for it anyway. To tell the truth I can't find anything wrong with the recording quality so I'm not sure why the other reviewers complained, plus the narrator has a very clear voice and one which seems to capture my mental image of Twain. Overall highly recommended.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    cort Kensington, CA, United States 03-21-09
    cort Kensington, CA, United States 03-21-09 Member Since 2005
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    "Not one of Twain's best"

    The narration is excellent and the story offers an interesting historical perspective of a unique period in American history. Still, the book is short on the wit and humor that mark many of Twain's other better books.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Charles Winnetka, IL, USA 08-19-08
    Charles Winnetka, IL, USA 08-19-08
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    "Quintessent, Elegant, Perfect..."

    I am shocked that people actually had the audacity to review this work based upon its fidelity. And for the record (no pun), the recording is FINE if you have any clue how to operate any sort of an audio playback machine.
    What this piece is about is obviously the text, which is Twain at his documentary best.
    This piece is also about Norman Dietz, who is -objectively- the most straight and consistent reader of the Twain out there. And he's on the money and very sweet in this version.
    But getting back to the text, this is a most lovely American document. It should be required reading. Artfully woven language, satire and prose, with a touch of poetic angst put this in the tops of this reviewers list of books-to-be-listened-to.
    Thank you, Norman, and a huge thanks to the author wherever he is. He's a mighty powerful pen with a passion and a pension to please.

    5 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Martin New York, NY, USA 01-01-09
    Martin New York, NY, USA 01-01-09 Member Since 2005
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    "Absolutely delightful"

    This book got some bad reviews here, but I can't see why. The narrator was a champion storyteller and every word was clear. It's about an interesting time in American history, humorously told as the autobiography of a steamboat pilot.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Mike Prairieville, LA, USA 04-28-05
    Mike Prairieville, LA, USA 04-28-05
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    "Mostly Audible :)"

    Yes, the narration starts off badly technically sampled, but the quality gets very good a little less than halfway through. In all, the audio quality wasn't bad enough for it to significatly effect my understanding or enjoyment of the book. The content however is a bit like the Mississippi, rather meandering and long.

    The book follows Twain down and back up the Mississippi who gives picturesque vingettes of everything inbetween. He also gives an excellent and detailed history of river navigation and how to be a steamboat pilot, from his own experience as one in the 1800's. There are many exciting and interesting stories in the narration which are frustratingly enjoyable as the rest of the novel can be quite dull. Frustrating because they are good enough to keep you plodding through the dull stuff to hear another good one :) Just be prepared for a very long read as it can put you to sleep often. It took me two months to get through it. But, again like the Mississippi, it's slow, peaceful and soothing. Do listen to the appendix at the end as it contains an excerpt he recorded about an old Indian story titled "The Head that Wouldn't Die" In my opinion, it's the hilite of the book!

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Scott Horn copley, oh United States 12-10-13
    Scott Horn copley, oh United States 12-10-13 Member Since 2007

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    "I can see why this is considered Twain's best"
    What made the experience of listening to Life on the Mississippi the most enjoyable?

    Twain of course, and the narrator.


    What did you like best about this story?

    the mix of the factual with the narrative ability.


    Which character – as performed by Norman Dietz – was your favorite?

    all of them.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    after the steamboat explosion


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Bears United States 08-09-10
    Bears United States 08-09-10 Member Since 2009
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    "Much too long and unfocused"

    Had Twain stopped after the first section, in which he describes riverboat piloting and his exploits therein, I would have come away with a positive impression of the book. His piloting writings were entertaining and interesting, even though not particularly relevant in today's world.

    However the later chapters ruin the book. Twain documents his return to the Mississippi with a plethora of miscellaneous descriptions and loosely related anecdotes. These sections range from only mildly entertaining to just plain boring, as Twain doesn't even use his humor to save them.

    In the end the disappointment of the second half outweighs the enjoyment of the first half.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Valerie A. Virkler Tinton Falls, NJ United States 06-11-05
    Valerie A. Virkler Tinton Falls, NJ United States 06-11-05 Member Since 2004
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    "Great Book, Poor Audio, Flat Reading"

    Twain's fine book brings the mid 19th century Mississippi to life for the reader. The audio quality is poor and inadequate. The reader is old fashioned and flat. He's adequate for later, more introspective sections, but not up to the wonderful, hilarious early sections in which Twain learns to pilot the Mississippi.

    0 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    "Fascinating insight to times gone by"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Most definitely, the detail, information and history is fascinating.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Well, 'Mark Twain' of course, his story telling is just wonderful.


    Any additional comments?

    This is a book I could listen to again and again, the detail in it ensures that each time I hear it, I find out something new.

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