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Breaking Wind
- Narrated by: Robert Fulton
- Length: 7 hrs and 28 mins
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I present for you an irreverent, slightly twisted tale containing a smattering of profanity and a few not-too-graphic sexual situations.
The Goddess and the Trickster look down on two humans from the eternal Pickleball court and in one case take pity, and in the other, see an opportunity to have some fun. Thus begins a raucous romp through the lives of two lonely mortals featuring embarrassment, fun, flatulence, fetish, and of course, felines. With every gift of the gods comes consequences and, with luck, transformation.
A cautionary note: This story contains an abundance of gas-passing, hence the title, Breaking Wind. Enjoy!
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