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  • Whatever You Do, Don't Run

  • True Tales of a Botswana Safari Guide
  • By: Peter Allison
  • Narrated by: Antony Ferguson
  • Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (1,526 ratings)

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Whatever You Do, Don't Run

By: Peter Allison
Narrated by: Antony Ferguson
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Publisher's summary

Whatever You Do, Don't Run is a hilarious collection of true tales from top ­safari guide Peter Allison. In a place where the wrong behavior could get you eaten, Allison has survived face-to-face encounters with big cats, angry ­elephants, and the world's most unpredictable animals: herds of untamed tourists and foolhardy guides whose outrageous antics sometimes make them even more dangerous than a pride of hungry lions!

Join Allison as he faces down charging lions (twice); searches for a drunk, half-naked tourist who happens to be a member of the British royal family; drives a Land Rover full of tourists into a lagoon full of hippos; and adopts the most ­vicious animal in Africa as his "pet". Full of lively humor and a genuine love and respect for Botswana and its rich wildlife, Whatever You Do, Don't Run takes you to where the wild things are and introduces you to a place where every day is a new adventure!

©2007 Peter Allison (P)2012 Tantor

Critic reviews

"Allison's infectious enthusiasm for both the African bush and his job showing its wonders to tourists is readily apparent, making for a fast and very entertaining read." ( Booklist)

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A light-hearted listen with a few tense moments

This was a great listen for myself, sister, and dad as we drove from Indiana to DC. it had us all chuckling and sometimes gasping at the animals, tourists, and predicaments. I regularly toggled between thoughts of wanting to go on safari and definitely not wanting to go. I would definitely listen to another book written by the author.

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Hilarious and Heartfelt

Great stories, and I laughed aloud throughout. He covered the gamut of species - humans included! And really gives you a feel for the Safari experience. Recommended.

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Prepare for your Safari!

I’m preparing for first African safari and this was my first pick. I know more now!

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Life of a Botswana guide

I appreciate Allison’s love of wildlife and nature and his tolerance of most human foibles (except cruelty). Eager to visit Botswana after this listen!

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short good home spun stories

Would you listen to Whatever You Do, Don't Run again? Why?

yes - interesting enough

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at times it nice to have a series of short stories that are interesting and sometimes humorous. when the long epic fantasies and other novels start to bog you down this is a great book to turn to. I enjoy reading about wildlife and animals.

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Just plain fun.

When you get tired of your own life and just want to escape into someone else's shoes for a bit, may I recommend this book?

"Whatever You Do, Don't Run" is a series of many different little anecdotes and personal experiences from an African safari guide who I wish would be my friend. I could imaging many entertaining dinner parties with great conversation and lots of laughs.

Yes, it's not very long, but the vignettes are easily split into bit sized chunks - perfect for making those afternoons spent running errands more enjoyable.

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stuck in traffic then listen to this book

I love to listen to audio books on my drive to and from work and when I have to drive is part of my job. I don't get upset if I get stuck in traffic or if traffic is slow or rerouted when I have a good book to listen to. although I normally listen to mysteries and crime novels that have a comedy twist I listened to this book and left probably more than I have with previous audiobooks I've listened to.
even if you don't like animals The Adventures of the author as a guide will make you laugh until you cry.

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Food Runs

Very unique and entertaining book with stories about situations that I will never be in! Great book to listen to when your not in the mood for a heavy drama or SciFi.

Narrator is a perfect fit.

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Easy listen

Enjoyable stories from a safari guide, lots of animal stories and descriptions. Not really humorous and nothing outstanding. An easy listen.

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Not at all what I expected . . .

My purchase for this listen was based on a love for animals and the book's title . In retrospect I should have browsed through the reviews first. I just found it dull.

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