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  • Whatever You Do, Don't Run

  • True Tales of a Botswana Safari Guide
  • By: Peter Allison
  • Narrated by: Antony Ferguson
  • Length: 6 hrs and 45 mins
  • 4.3 out of 5 stars (1,526 ratings)

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Whatever You Do, Don't Run

By: Peter Allison
Narrated by: Antony Ferguson
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Publisher's summary

Whatever You Do, Don't Run is a hilarious collection of true tales from top ­safari guide Peter Allison. In a place where the wrong behavior could get you eaten, Allison has survived face-to-face encounters with big cats, angry ­elephants, and the world's most unpredictable animals: herds of untamed tourists and foolhardy guides whose outrageous antics sometimes make them even more dangerous than a pride of hungry lions!

Join Allison as he faces down charging lions (twice); searches for a drunk, half-naked tourist who happens to be a member of the British royal family; drives a Land Rover full of tourists into a lagoon full of hippos; and adopts the most ­vicious animal in Africa as his "pet". Full of lively humor and a genuine love and respect for Botswana and its rich wildlife, Whatever You Do, Don't Run takes you to where the wild things are and introduces you to a place where every day is a new adventure!

©2007 Peter Allison (P)2012 Tantor

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"Allison's infectious enthusiasm for both the African bush and his job showing its wonders to tourists is readily apparent, making for a fast and very entertaining read." ( Booklist)

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The humor and facing perils of being an African guide

Great pacing and drawing set of events. It left me wanting more having just finished a Safari tour in Botswana, Zambia and Zimbabwe. The events that happened to the author makes it easier to relate to. If you haven’t been on a Safari, go!, Or at least read/listen to this book!

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So-so

This was an ok book so gets an ok rating. It seemed to be lacking in some area. I'm not even sure what. I think I was expecting it to be a different type of story than it was, but it fell short.
As said, it's ok. I wouldn't spend a full credit on it but would buy it on sale.

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Charming and Entertaining!

Met my expectations. Loved the early story about the mouse problem and how it was handled. I will never go back to Africa, but it brought back good memories.

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Very entertaining!

Loved it! We are going on a safari soon, and found this book to be very informative.

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for any African bush lover!!

Fantastic recount of a safari guide's experiences! Felt like I was there living it. Exciting, funny, dangerous, vivid! Makes me want to go study with wildlife biologist just that much more!

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I could hardly wait to listen to each new chapter!

I was captivated by the first-hand experiences that Peter shared. The author’s deep love and passion for wildlife was revealed in every encounter. I almost felt like I was on the tours with him due to his attention to detail. I highly recommended this book to any adventure lover.

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Wonderful

It's a wonderful book for those who wish to take a safari some day, like myself. It makes me more excited for the adventure!

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Great to warm up for my first Safari

Quite entertaining book with stories of day to day live in the African Safari camps. Exactly what I needed.

Enjoy.

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Great read

awesome stories. Allison delivers a host of stories from his exciting career as a guide in Botswana. I found myself laughing out loud at some of the anecdotes and on the edge of my seat at others. Ferguson does a great job delivering the work and it felt like he really enjoyed reading it as well! Not about hunting like I originally had hoped but still got a lot of information on the life and lifestyle of safari guides.

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LOVED THIS BOOK!

And now to go on safari! Exciting read and informative.
Will look for more like it.

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