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Tough Sh-t Audiobook

Tough Sh-t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

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Publisher's Summary

Profane, honest, and totally real advice from comedian and director Kevin Smith - one of America's most original voices....

Take one look at Kevin Smith: He's a balding fatty who wears a size XXL hockey jersey, shorts, and slippers year-round. Not a likely source for life advice. But take a second look at Kevin Smith: He changed filmmaking forever when he was 24 with the release of Clerks, and since then has gone on to make nine more profitable movies, runs his own production company, wrote a best-selling graphic novel, and has a beautiful wife and kids. So he must be doing something right.

As Kevin's millions of Twitter followers and millions of podcast listeners know, he's the first one to admit his flaws and the last one to care about them. In early 2011, he began using his platform to answer big questions from fans - like "What should I do with my life?"- and he discovered that he had a lot to say. Tough Sh-t distills his four decades of breaking all the rules down to direct and brutally honest advice, including:

  • Why he has accepted Ferris Bueller as his personal savior, and what the Tenets of Buellerism can teach about hiding in plain sight and lip-syncing in the face of danger
  • Why it's really fun to eat but not so fun to be fat
  • What to do about people who don't like your policies ( for starters, tell them to pucker up and smooch your big ol' butt)
  • What Kevin's idol Wayne Gretzky can teach us about creativity and direction

For anyone who's out of a job, out of luck, or just out of sugary snack foods, Tough Sh*t is an unabashedly honest guide to getting the most out of doing the least.

©2012 Kevin Smith (P)2012 Penguin Audio

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    mike 11-21-12
    mike 11-21-12 Member Since 2013
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    "Kevin Smith speaking some of his wittiest tales"

    If you've ever seen An Evening With Kevin Smith, attended any of his public appearances, listened to his podcats or seen any of his movies then you know how he speaks and what his story telling is like. This is pretty much the same thing. And, if you're a fan like me, then you know that this means this book is golden.

    Smith details his rise to fame from convenience store clerk to media darling, media devil and back again. It's not all fun and games either. There are poignant moments aplenty, and they aren't just for shock value. In true storyteller style Smith returns to these moments to underscore the lessons he learned in life and pass these nuggets of wisdom forward.

    True Smith fans (Smithsonians?) will have heard one or two of these stories before (like the first intimate moment he shared with his now-wife). But even if the stories are familiar, they are told with more backstory here. And, lets not forget that when you hear a story from Smith, read by Smith, it's like reminiscing with a friend; even if the story is familiar, it's still fun.

    And it's not always about Smith either, he's not afraid to dish dirt on some famous names. My favorite reveals were how sweet George Carlin could be (that one made my wife cry), and how much of a jerk Bruce Willis could be.

    Of course Smith can be a little crass at times but if you don't mind that kind of thing (I certainly don't), then pick it up. if that's something that ruins things for you, you might want to read about a different indie filmmaker.

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    docJ East Brunswick, NJ, United States 11-16-12
    docJ East Brunswick, NJ, United States 11-16-12 Member Since 2013
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    What did you like about this audiobook?

    Learned a ton, no pun intended, about K Smith. Loved that he read it, and made it into more of a dialogue then just a simple read.


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    T. Lam los angeles, ca 10-26-12
    T. Lam los angeles, ca 10-26-12

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    "funny and inspiring - with swear words"

    Let me start off this review by saying that I am a fan of Kevin Smith. I’ve seen all of his movies, listen to his podcast, am a regular attendant at his Hall H panel at Comic-Con every year, and even visited his comic shop, Jay and Bob’s Silent Stash, back when they had a location in Los Angeles. When I heard that he had a new book coming out, I knew that it would be funny and entertaining, like the man himself.

    Tough Sh*t: Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good, is partly and inspirational tome and part biography. In it, Smith chronicles his rise to indie fame with his first film Clerks and his film industry education at the hands of Harvey Weinstein. Smith leaves no rock unturned and chronicles each of his films, from Clerks, which was funded by credit cards and sold at Sundance, to his newest film, Red State, which he sold the rights to himself for $20 and took on tour through indie movies houses across the U.S.

    A lover of all things pop culture, Smith’s book is peppered throughout with references to comics, Batman, Wayne Gretsky, and John Hughes, all of which had a large impact on his life. Smith also gets into the nitty gritty of life in Hollywood, telling of his falling out with Harvey Weinstein as well as the story of which star on the set of Cop Out was a nightmare to work with (hint – it wasn’t Tracy Morgan). But the book isn’t all film and Hollywood gossip. Smith talks extensively about his family, namely his father, wife Jenny and their daughter Harley Quinn (best name ever!). Smith may be the most humble man in Hollywood as he makes it clear that much of his success and sanity are due to the support and talent of his friends and family.

    Through all of these life lessons and experiences, Smith’s message is clear – if a fat guy like him can make a living doing what he loves, then so can you. Smith encourages you to dream big and “follow your whimsy.” Life may not turned out the way you planned, Smith says, but keep an open mind and it may turn out to be a slightly different and more over the top version of what you were aiming for. In an age of cynicism, following your dreams may sound too idealistic, but Smith has his own unlikely and inspirational story to hold up as an example. He’s built an empire just by being himself.

    Smith is the perfect narrator for his own book and I couldn’t imagine anyone else doing it justice. For the past few years, Smith’s been doing a weekly podcast and it’s clear that he’s comfortable behind the mic. Already funny on the page, his words take on a whole new life coming from the source (especially the cuss words). Smith speaks with charm and enthusiasm and his attitude is infectious. I actually wanted to stay at the gym a little longer just so I could keep listening (and it takes a lot to keep me at the gym, folks). The audiobook is also peppered with little asides from Smith as he reads – little side notes not in the book that are an added bonus of getting the audiobook.

    Fans of Kevin Smith will no doubt be highly entertained by this book. If you've been listening to Smith for a long time like I have, some of the stories may be familiar. But this doesn't detract from the book because Smith has a way of never telling a story the same way twice. I'd recommend this for fans of Kevin Smith and those with an open mind who don't mind some crude language and humor.

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    Erica 10-03-12
    Erica 10-03-12
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    "Raw, witty, and unexpectedly inciteful!"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Tough Sh-t to be better than the print version?

    The audio version of this book has at least one major advantage over the print version. It is read by the author! I love that, because no one knows how the written word should be read like the person who wrote them, but he also offers the occaissional aside comment or story that makes the listener feel they're getting something special.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    This is an auotobiographical book, but trust me Kevin Smith is quite an interesting character.


    Have you listened to any of Kevin Smith’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    This was the first read iv'e ever heard Kevin Smith do, but I am a fan of his movies.


    What’s an idea from the book that you will remember?

    I think the idea that sticks with me the most from the book is that so-called indie film is basically dead. I feel a real sense of saddness for that loss, and the fact that artists like him may have no future forum for their ideas.


    Any additional comments?

    Definately not for children, prudes, or those who are uncomfortable with the truth. Mr. Smith tells it like it is, and though you may squirm with the bluntness of his adjectives you will also find yourself laughing out loud.

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    Gisle SAN FRANCISCO, CA, United States 09-25-12
    Gisle SAN FRANCISCO, CA, United States 09-25-12
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    "well-written easy read, but..."

    ...after a while I just lost interest in Kevin Smith. The book works best when we get to hear about valuable life experiences Smith has learned from. Stories involving some of his productions, especially the early ones, are entertaining as well. What brings this book down is when he stalls on episodes where it's difficult to sympathize with Smith. Sure, it's fine that I don't agree with every view of the book, but when the boring part goes on and on and on it's easy to lose interest and start wishing for the chapter to be over already. Entertaining, but nothing more.

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    Christopher Monroe, NC, United States 09-19-12
    Christopher Monroe, NC, United States 09-19-12
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    "Never heard of Kevin Smith? Start here..."
    Would you consider the audio edition of Tough Sh-t to be better than the print version?

    I personally have not seen the print version of this book, but I do think having Kevin narrate his own story brings a very real feel to it. I prefer audio books, so my answer would be yes.


    What other book might you compare Tough Sh-t to and why?

    Can't say I know of any other book like this. Perhaps any memoir, but Kevin's is very funny and brings plenty of laughs.


    Have you listened to any of Kevin Smith’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I have not, but I do now. Listening to this book turned me on to Kevin Smith's podcasts, which are equally hilarious.


    What did you learn from Tough Sh-t that you would use in your daily life?

    That if a man like Kevin Smith can accomplish his dreams, so can I.


    Any additional comments?

    Like I have said, I never knew who Kevin Smith was. I am too young to know Clerks, and his other movies, but I plan to see it now. The performance is great, even including a few, what I assume are, extras that Kevin adds as commentary to the text. If you have a credit, and are looking for some laughs, I would give this book a shot.

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    bogardfury philadelphia, PA, United States 09-19-12
    bogardfury philadelphia, PA, United States 09-19-12 Member Since 2012
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    "Funny, sweet, and awesome!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes, because kevin smith is, clever, witty, and a true original.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Tough Sh-t?

    When Kevin Smith's daughter, Harley Quinn Smith read her thing to her dad at the end of the book. Very touching after 5+ hours of jokes about what comes in and goes out of genitals. It is a nice tug on the heart strings.


    Any additional comments?

    Try it! If you like it check out all the podcast Kevin Smith puts out! If you like the podcast. Download this book!

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    Andrew 09-04-12
    Andrew 09-04-12

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    "Fasten your seatbelts and put your armrests down"
    Where does Tough Sh-t rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    I would have to rank this book towards the top of my list. I have been a fan of Kevin Smith for a while and enjoy the work he produces. This book isn't too different from other podcasts but it is still a very good listen.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Tough Sh-t?

    I really enjoy when Kevin Smith quotes Walter Gretzky, father or Wayne Gretzky. I forget the quote but it mentions that a great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be and not where the puck is currently located. I think that is pretty good advice. If it worked for the Gretzky family and Kevin Smith then it can work for me too, right?


    Have you listened to any of Kevin Smith’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I have listened to podcasts, q&a, and I have watched his movies. His movies are classics. You are missing out if you haven't watched his work. This book is similar to the podcasts and q&a.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    I didn't plan to listen to this all in one sitting but I can easily picture myself finishing the book in one day.


    Any additional comments?

    Kevin Smith does a great job with this book. He is a good narrator and he does offer pretty good advice. I would recommend this book for anyone.

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    James OKLAHOMA CITY, OK, United States 09-03-12
    James OKLAHOMA CITY, OK, United States 09-03-12
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    "Sometimes life hits you hard. Tough Sh-t"
    If you could sum up Tough Sh-t in three words, what would they be?

    Lots of funny


    What did you like best about this story?

    The optimism brought to the table by Kevin


    What does Kevin Smith bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    He is a master wordsmith and brings all the emotion necessary to tell his story.


    What insight do you think you’ll apply from Tough Sh-t?

    I will take chances with the future and chase whimsies.


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    james Shreveport, LA, United States 08-30-12
    james Shreveport, LA, United States 08-30-12
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    "great listen"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    yes


    What other book might you compare Tough Sh-t to and why?

    George Carlin's Brain Droppings


    Which character – as performed by Kevin Smith – was your favorite?

    himself


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    it was all funny


    Any additional comments?

    I strongly recommend this audio book

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