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Still Foolin' 'Em Audiobook

Still Foolin' 'Em: Where I've Been, Where I'm Going, and Where the Hell Are My Keys

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Publisher's Summary

Audie Award - Audiobook of the Year, 2014

Audie Award Winner, Narration by the Author or Authors, 2014

Audie Award Winner, Humor, 2014

Nominated for a 2014 Grammy in the Spoken Word category!

Hilarious and heartfelt observations on aging from one of America's favorite comedians, now that he's 65, and a look back at a remarkable career.

Billy Crystal is 65, and he's not happy about it. With his trademark wit and heart, he outlines the absurdities and challenges that come with growing old, from insomnia to memory loss to leaving dinners with half your meal on your shirt. In humorous chapters like ""Buying the Plot"" and ""Nodding Off,"" Crystal not only catalogues his physical gripes, but offers a road map to his 77 million fellow baby boomers who are arriving at this milestone age with him. He also looks back at the most powerful and memorable moments of his long and storied life, from entertaining his relatives as a kid in Long Beach, Long Island, and his years doing stand-up in the Village, up through his legendary stint at Saturday Night Live, When Harry Met Sally, and his long run as host of the Academy Awards. Listeners get a front-row seat to his one-day career with the New York Yankees (he was the first player to ever ""test positive for Maalox""), his love affair with Sophia Loren, and his enduring friendships with several of his idols, including Mickey Mantle and Muhammad Ali. He lends a light touch to more serious topics like religion (""the aging friends I know have turned to the Holy Trinity: Advil, bourbon, and Prozac""); grandparenting; and, of course, dentistry. As wise and poignant as they are funny, Crystal's reflections are an unforgettable look at an extraordinary life well lived.

Still Foolin' 'Em includes a portion recorded in front of a live studio audience.

©2013 Jennilind LLC (P)2013 Macmillan Audio

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    Lee Blue Anchor, NJ, United States 09-27-13
    Lee Blue Anchor, NJ, United States 09-27-13 Member Since 2011
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    "Likable guy"

    This was well worth the time. Good story well told. Only weak part was when he bragged about the "today we will talk like this" scene in WHMS- which threw off the flow of the movie. He should have apologized for that.

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    Marlo HANOVER, PA, United States 09-27-13
    Marlo HANOVER, PA, United States 09-27-13 Member Since 2009
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    "loved the book"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    Yes. I always liked Billy Crystal but now I am an even bigger fan. He comes off as someone who is humble and seems like he thinks everyone is a bigger star than he is. Very talented


    What did you like best about this story?

    Billy is a great narrarator. It was great hearing the book from him


    Which character – as performed by Billy Crystal – was your favorite?

    Mickey


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I don't cry easily so I didn't. I laughed a lot and I will say it was almost enough to cry at the end when he talks about his wife. Its refreshing when big stars love their wives and care so deeply for their children.


    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Lawrence Oceanside, CA, United States 09-26-13
    Lawrence Oceanside, CA, United States 09-26-13 Member Since 2016
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    "A MUST LISTEN!!!!"
    If you could sum up Still Foolin' 'Em in three words, what would they be?

    TOO FUNNY


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Still Foolin' 'Em?

    THE STAPLE IN SOPHIA LOREN'S STOMACH


    What about Billy Crystal’s performance did you like?

    EVERYTHING!


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    NEVER A DULL MOMENT


    Any additional comments?

    I LAUGHED OUT LOUD LISTENING. HIS STORIES ARE WONDERFUL - EVERYTHING FROM FUNNY TO TOUCHING. I CAN'T WAIT FOR HIS NEXT BOOK.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Michael E. Sternoff Redmond, WA United States 09-26-13
    Michael E. Sternoff Redmond, WA United States 09-26-13 Listener Since 2010
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    "The life story from the man you love to hate!"

    Kidding, who doesn't love Billy Crystal? I'm only 31, and I think my parents would connect to the book a little bit better, especially the stories on aging, but it's still really fun!

    The live performance chapters really stand out, and I wish the entire book was done that way. There is more energy and he's a great storyteller. This isn't a deep introspective look back on his life, it's just a fun story from a great comedian.

    SPOILER: If you don't decide to get this by far the weirdest fact in the book, Billy was high school friends with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar. Yeah, crazy, right?

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Judy 09-25-13
    Judy 09-25-13
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    "An Endearing Memoir"
    If you could sum up Still Foolin' 'Em in three words, what would they be?

    Funny, Touching, Familiar


    What did you like best about this story?

    Being of the same generation and background as Billy Crystal, I related to many of his experiences. His description of his older relatives sounded like he was talking about my own family and his love of the New York Yankees equals my own.


    Have you listened to any of Billy Crystal’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Yes, I've seen him perform and watched several of his interviews on television. The book is very similar to what I've heard from him in the past with a lot of repetition of his old stories. But I didn't mind that at all. His recollections are just as funny/sad/touching when hearing them for the second (or even third) time.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    When he talks about missing his father. My own father died over 30 years ago, and I still miss him. You can relate if you've lost a beloved parent.


    Any additional comments?

    I think that the best parts of the book are those that he performed in front of a live audience. I sort of wish he had done the whole book that way. But either way, I really enjoyed this book. It made me laugh, cry......and remember my own background as a Jewish kid growing up in New York.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Michael Horseheads, NY, United States 09-21-13
    Michael Horseheads, NY, United States 09-21-13 Member Since 2008
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    "Just delightful!"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I can't emphasize enough how much my husband and I enjoyed listening to this book. We laughed; we cried; we identified with so much of what Billy had to say. I can't imagine reading this book. The narration by the author, brought so much pleasure to the text!


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    BigMamaNebraska 09-17-13 Member Since 2016
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    "Pure Billy Crystal"
    Would you listen to Still Foolin' 'Em again? Why?

    I will definitely listen to this again.


    What did you like best about this story?

    I love the fact that he included live performances. It was wonderful to hear his timing in response to the audiences response to the book.


    What does Billy Crystal bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Everything. I cannot imagine just reading this book. It was like Billy Crystal was in my living room telling me the story of his life.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I definitely laughed. He has a way at looking at life that puts a funny spin on normal aging.


    Any additional comments?

    Again, I cannot imagine just reading this book. Billy's narration added so much. I will listen to this over and over. I am looking forward to a road trip next month so I can listen to this again.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    DiK 09-17-13
    DiK 09-17-13
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    "Too Much of Too Much"
    Is there anything you would change about this book?

    Book contains too much information about Billy's life. A lot of it is meaningful, but a lot comes across as just filler. Best parts are those done before a live audience. Humor gets very weak when Billy is telling about his life as if reading from his book.


    Would you be willing to try another book from Billy Crystal? Why or why not?

    Probably not. Found this book a little boring. Was not able to get through all of it. Quit about 2/3.


    Have you listened to any of Billy Crystal’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No.


    Do you think Still Foolin' 'Em needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    No. Too much in it already.


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    Diane United States 09-28-13
    Diane United States 09-28-13 Member Since 2015
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    "I expected more from Billy Crystal"

    If you enjoy the typical celebrity memoire, then this book is for you. It’s bursting with antidotes about Billy Crystal’s charmed life, his rise to celebrity, and lots and lots of name dropping. As a bonus, he includes some stand-up sets performed in front of a live audience, which are okay, but contain mostly reheated jokes about growing old.

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    Michael virginia beach, VA, United States 09-21-13
    Michael virginia beach, VA, United States 09-21-13 Member Since 2016
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    "Oh you're fooling a lot of people Mr. Crystal."
    Would you try another book from Billy Crystal and/or Billy Crystal?

    If he writes a comedic book of fiction, yes. Another biography like this one, no thanks.


    Has Still Foolin' 'Em turned you off from other books in this genre?

    No. I like biographies and hearing stories I didn't hear on a talk show but I really don't like rich people whining about their politics and pet peeves when many of their opinions come across as hypocritical or condescending.


    What three words best describe Billy Crystal’s voice?

    Annoying during complaints.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Anger and disappointment.


    Any additional comments?

    Growing up, I loved watching Billy on SNL. I loved Billy in most of his movies and I can't think of a better host the Oscar ever had...granted I've only seen a few clips of Bob Hope doing it. He's the kind of person you'd be proud to tell people, "Hey I know that guy". I still like Billy and I know I should just accept the Hollywood mentality and focus on the things I like about him but he makes it hard in this book. I love comedy and I watch a lot of talk shows, stand up, roasts, what have you...and the whole Fake Jewish thing is getting old. Billy very early on in the book tells us that he doesn't believe in God. He keeps bringing up examples of older Jewish entertainers being kept from rich country clubs and every now and then brings up the holocaust. As if not getting to golf everywhere you feel like it even remotely compares to suffering genocide. Gentiles aren't allowed to suggest that Jewish people have great positions of influence in this world and we are constantly reminded of how tough it is to be Jewish but I keep hearing from all these people that they're Jewish and yet they don't really believe in God. If it is tough to be Jewish and you don't like the traditions and you don't believe in the history behind them, then why are you calling yourself Jewish? Maybe just maybe when it comes to having a sturdy ladder to success it actually helps to let everyone know you're Jewish. It amazes me that a man as seemly as bright and witty as Billy doesn't see the contradiction. Have you ever heard anyone say, "I'm a Muslim but I don't believe in Allah" or "I'm a Christian but I know Jesus never really existed"? No. You probably haven't because identifying yourself with something you think to be a ridiculous fraud is ridiculous. Why doesn't he believe in God? Because the world is a tough place in which bad things happen. Maybe but judging by your boring book, Mr. Crystal you've led a great life so "STOP". Oh and please don't whine about republicans mentioning Jesus in their speeches. Those politicians only care about money and power and wouldn't know Jesus from a hole in the ground but let's face it... you're never going to vote for a republican for president so WHY THE HECK DO YOU CARE? You're tired of hearing the names "Jesus" and "Christ" in public forums. Are you a comedian or a vampire? If you don't believe in God why pick a favorite religion. It's like saying you hate baseball and telling everyone you're a die-hard Yankee's fan. Billy also let's us know what a nice guy he is by letting us know how little he thinks of fat people, comparing them to stuff stuck in his teeth. Billy calls "the Passion of The Christ" a snuff film for it's violence, as if Schindler's List wasn't equally if not more disturbing to watch. If you hate the movie because it's about Jesus then just say so. Don't pretend like you don't work in an industry that makes huge money off of violence in movies and video games. Having gotten this off my chest, I would finish by saying I still like Billy and I wish him a long healthy life and much future success.

    12 of 30 people found this review helpful

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