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Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date | [Katie Heaney]

Never Have I Ever: My Life (So Far) Without a Date

"I've been single for my entire life. Not one boyfriend. Not one short-term dating situation. Not one person with whom I regularly hung out and kissed on the face." So begins Katie Heaney's memoir of her years spent looking for love, but never quite finding it. By age 25, equipped with a college degree, a load of friends, and a happy family life, she still has never had a boyfriend...and she's barely even been on a second date.
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Publisher's Summary

"I've been single for my entire life. Not one boyfriend. Not one short-term dating situation. Not one person with whom I regularly hung out and kissed on the face."

So begins Katie Heaney's memoir of her years spent looking for love, but never quite finding it. By age 25, equipped with a college degree, a load of friends, and a happy family life, she still has never had a boyfriend...and she's barely even been on a second date.

Throughout this laugh-out-loud funny book, you will meet Katie's loyal group of girlfriends, including flirtatious and outgoing Rylee, the wild child to Katie's shrinking violet, as well as a whole roster of Katie's ill-fated crushes. And you will get to know Katie herself - a smart, modern heroine relaying truths about everything from the subtleties of a Facebook message exchange to the fact that "Everybody who works in a coffee shop is at least a little bit hot."

Funny, relatable, and inspiring, this is a memoir for anyone who has ever struggled to find love, but has also had a lot of fun in the process.

©2014 Katie Heaney (P)2014 Hachette Audio

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    Monet K. St Louis Ottawa, Canada 02-06-14
    Monet K. St Louis Ottawa, Canada 02-06-14

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    "BUT SHE HAS DATED!"
    Would you try another book from Katie Heaney and/or Sarah Franco?

    this whole book was a LIE! i was imagining a 20-something who has never been on a date, never kissed a guy, etc. but NOOOO . she is just a girl that has made out with a number of guys, had several boys interested in her, and she scared them away with her ANOYING-NESS


    Would you ever listen to anything by Katie Heaney again?

    nope.


    How could the performance have been better?

    everything was over pronounced - i felt like i was listening to a dictionary reader.


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    kim Destin, Florida, United States 01-19-14
    kim Destin, Florida, United States 01-19-14
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    "Great book but narration was hard to listen to"
    If you could sum up Never Have I Ever in three words, what would they be?

    honest, humorous, self deprecating


    What did you like best about this story?

    the stories were raw


    How did the narrator detract from the book?

    so much! i just listened to mindy kalings book that she read herself and was hoping for something similar here but the narrator's voice was just so incredibly hard to listen to, i would recommend others just buy the book


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Rebecca Livaudais New Orleans, LA 03-17-14
    Rebecca Livaudais New Orleans, LA 03-17-14 Listener Since 2010

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    "Curious and engaging"
    What made the experience of listening to Never Have I Ever the most enjoyable?

    It was an entertaining, funny insight into the life and mind of the author


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Never Have I Ever?

    Loved her description of what middle school is like.


    How could the performance have been better?

    I wish that the narration would have been less choppy. I looked past the narration because I enjoyed the story. I'm afraid the narration will cause some to stop listening because they can't get past the odd cadence.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    It made be laugh. I'm impressed with the author's candor and willingness to share even, what she feels are the most embarrassing moments of her life


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    ashley Billings, MT, United States 03-07-14
    ashley Billings, MT, United States 03-07-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Genuinely Hilarious, Heartfelt, and Awesome"
    Where does Never Have I Ever rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Pretty high up. The performance and the writing are so funny and perfect.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Never Have I Ever?

    Katie describing her Dream Phone and Online Dating experiences. I laughed and laughed.


    What about Sarah Franco’s performance did you like?

    She really delivers the funny parts well.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Awkward has a new face.


    Any additional comments?

    This book is really like you're catching up with one of your good friends you haven't talked to in a while. Katie's writing is so relatable and real; you can't not love Never Have I Ever.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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