"I've been single for my entire life. Not one boyfriend. Not one short-term dating situation. Not one person with whom I regularly hung out and kissed on the face."
So begins Katie Heaney's memoir of her years spent looking for love, but never quite finding it. By age 25, equipped with a college degree, a load of friends, and a happy family life, she still has never had a boyfriend...and she's barely even been on a second date.
Throughout this laugh-out-loud funny book, you will meet Katie's loyal group of girlfriends, including flirtatious and outgoing Rylee, the wild child to Katie's shrinking violet, as well as a whole roster of Katie's ill-fated crushes. And you will get to know Katie herself - a smart, modern heroine relaying truths about everything from the subtleties of a Facebook message exchange to the fact that "Everybody who works in a coffee shop is at least a little bit hot."
Funny, relatable, and inspiring, this is a memoir for anyone who has ever struggled to find love, but has also had a lot of fun in the process.
©2014 Katie Heaney (P)2014 Hachette Audio
It was an entertaining, funny insight into the life and mind of the author
Loved her description of what middle school is like.
I wish that the narration would have been less choppy. I looked past the narration because I enjoyed the story. I'm afraid the narration will cause some to stop listening because they can't get past the odd cadence.
It made be laugh. I'm impressed with the author's candor and willingness to share even, what she feels are the most embarrassing moments of her life
Pretty high up. The performance and the writing are so funny and perfect.
Katie describing her Dream Phone and Online Dating experiences. I laughed and laughed.
She really delivers the funny parts well.
Awkward has a new face.
This book is really like you're catching up with one of your good friends you haven't talked to in a while. Katie's writing is so relatable and real; you can't not love Never Have I Ever.
this whole book was a LIE! i was imagining a 20-something who has never been on a date, never kissed a guy, etc. but NOOOO . she is just a girl that has made out with a number of guys, had several boys interested in her, and she scared them away with her ANOYING-NESS
everything was over pronounced - i felt like i was listening to a dictionary reader.
honest, humorous, self deprecating
the stories were raw
so much! i just listened to mindy kalings book that she read herself and was hoping for something similar here but the narrator's voice was just so incredibly hard to listen to, i would recommend others just buy the book
The story is fantastic and great for people who don't have a lot of luck romantically. Only complaint is that the narrator makes weird inflections that makes her sound robotic.
Her stories about online dating made me laugh out loud in public (having been through the experience myself recently). I thought the narrator was great - a perfect characterization of the author.
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