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I Was Told There'd Be Cake | [Sloane Crosley]

I Was Told There'd Be Cake

Crosley can do no right despite the best of intentions-or perhaps because of them. Together, these essays create a startlingly funny and revealing portrait of a complex and utterly recognizable character that's aiming for the stars but hits the ceiling, and the inimitable city that has helped shape who she is. I Was Told There'd Be Cake introduces a strikingly original voice, chronicling the struggles and unexpected beauty of modern urban life.
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Publisher's Summary

Wry, hilarious, and profoundly genuine, this debut collection of literary essays is a celebration of fallibility and haplessness in all their glory. From despoiling an exhibit at the Natural History Museum to provoking the ire of her first boss to siccing the cops on her mysterious neighbor, Crosley can do no right despite the best of intentions-or perhaps because of them.

Together, these essays create a startlingly funny and revealing portrait of a complex and utterly recognizable character that's aiming for the stars but hits the ceiling, and the inimitable city that has helped shape who she is.

I Was Told There'd Be Cake introduces a strikingly original voice, chronicling the struggles and unexpected beauty of modern urban life.

©2008 Sloane Crosley; (P)2008 Penguin Audiobooks

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    Eleanor Natick, MA, United States 09-20-12
    Eleanor Natick, MA, United States 09-20-12 Member Since 2012
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    "So self-involved"
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    I am a big This American Life fan, and ended up finding this audiobook because Sloane Crosley and David Rakoff (whose work I love) did a Thalia Book Club event together. Crosley is much younger that Rakoff and it really shows. The tone of this book aims for self-deprecating but ends up at self-involved. I grew up in the suburbs and have spent some time living in New York, so you would think I would relate to Sloane, but I can't. The character she builds in this book is so shallow it's kind of hard to listen to. That being said, they are some extremely funny passages.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    David United States 11-17-12
    David United States 11-17-12
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    "Blithely Witty and Charming"

    The essay seems to be enjoying a resurgence these days with such luminaries as David Sedaris, Sarah Vowell and (the now late) David Rakoff. These authors are trend-setters in their own right, mixing personal revelation with the ability to turn a brilliant phrase and a keen sense of social perception. Enter Sloane Crosley to that growing congress of writers. She is a genuinely funny writer of the dysfunctional and unapologetically self-deprecating variety. While she never goes too far and always remains apropos, no subject seems too private or sacred for her to share it with us. And there is always a point, even in the longest of the essays, and the thrilling part of encountering her writing was discovering how she eventually manages to tie everything together in a way that never feels forced or artificial. These are the kinds of stories you might hear from a friend over coffee or drinks, because there are some writers who have a writer's voice. Sloane falls into the conversational category, which is what makes her voice so engaging and approachable, from the first essay to the last. The most mundane detail may end up being the pinnacle of the story, and she makes you want to hear it through to the end to see how she's going to resolve it. This is the mark of a great writer: who wins you over with her ability to communicate honestly and movingly.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Susanne LONGMONT, CO, United States 06-25-12
    Susanne LONGMONT, CO, United States 06-25-12 Member Since 2011

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    "Some short stories are not short enough"

    I too had heard that this was a fun read with a lot of laughs. Well I won't be taking recommendations from those sources again! Did not finish listening after too many that did not deliver.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    tanya northampton, MA, United States 01-09-12
    tanya northampton, MA, United States 01-09-12 Member Since 2009
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    "i was told this would be funny"

    While Sloane Crosley has some moments of bright, shiny humor throughout I was Told There'd Be Cake, mostly the whole book falls flat. I kept waiting for the zinger around the corner but was regularly disappointed. Sloane describing her family's deep av ersion to open flame gave me hope that the rest of the book would be weird and silly. She is a good and capable reader of her own work and i suspect this is what saved much of the book. Overall i found it to be a bit whiny and predictable to listen to a woman of some privilege try and make her story unusual.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Paula Long Beach, CA, USA 05-12-10
    Paula Long Beach, CA, USA 05-12-10 Member Since 2005
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    "I Loved This Book!"

    This book was a fun listen, I think that this author is sooooo funny I can't wait for her next book.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Daniel Sanchez New York, NY United States 01-27-09
    Daniel Sanchez New York, NY United States 01-27-09 Member Since 2005

    I can read... good.

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    "Tease"

    This book started as very interesting with the ponies essay. I thought the perspective was good, and had a good amount of clever insights... but the majority are real bombs that bored at work i can't sit through.

    3 of 4 people found this review helpful
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    Kelly Atlanta, GA, United States 05-06-11
    Kelly Atlanta, GA, United States 05-06-11
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    "Less-funny Chelsea Handler"

    Kinda funny, but really not all that thoughtful. Sloane Crosley has a really similar style to Chelsea handler, but isn't nearly as funny.

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    Rachel Modiin, Israel 01-04-10
    Rachel Modiin, Israel 01-04-10 Member Since 2004
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    "Not like David Sedaris..."

    If you were hoping for something insightful and entertaining, find something else. This book was boring, obvious and not very well written. A real disappointment.

    1 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Kelly hammond, IN, USA 08-16-09
    Kelly hammond, IN, USA 08-16-09 Member Since 2006
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    "I paid to much"

    It was boring. There are a few chuckle worthy parts but they are to far and in between to make up for the purchasing of the audible book. Her stories often drag on and on without any true point.
    I had to finish it because it was so expensive. Do not waste your money or your time.

    0 of 4 people found this review helpful
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