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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang | [Chelsea Handler]

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.
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Publisher's Summary

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!

Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."

Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."

Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio.


©2010 Chelsea Handler (P)2014 Hachette Audio

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    Stefanie 05-19-14
    Stefanie 05-19-14

    David Bowie. Jane Austen. Good beer. Red Wine.

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    Would you consider the audio edition of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang to be better than the print version?

    Didn't read the print


    What other book might you compare Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang to and why?

    Are You There Vodka


    Have you listened to any of Chelsea Handler’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    She's hilarious - made my commute to work much more enjoyable


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    heather 07-21-15
    heather 07-21-15 Member Since 2015
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    absolutely hysterical I laughed so hard I cried thanks for the escape from political correctness & complaints about life. It was great to laugh at all her shenanigans both real & made up.

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    heidi 07-07-15
    heidi 07-07-15 Member Since 2015
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    love all her books. I always laugh out loud and always am left wanting more.

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    Ean Chong 06-30-15
    Ean Chong 06-30-15 Member Since 2014
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    My wife suggested we listen to this during our drive on our honeymoon. "It's a GIRL book" I protested. We got the book anyway. Guess that's one of my many "husband lessons" to learn going forward. To my surprise, it was awesome. We laugh so hard. Guys!!! Get this book on any long drive. It will keep your wife busy!!!

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    PG Virginia 04-30-15
    PG Virginia 04-30-15 Member Since 2013
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    "it'll make you pee!"

    I laughed so hard, i had to change MY underwear. Her friends are hilarious. Well done.

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    Ashley Jensen 03-19-15

    Ash

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    I Love it my favorite so far. Chelsea handler is a comedic genius. I'm looking forward to listening to her other books

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    Formerly Frizzy Richmond, VA 03-16-15
    Formerly Frizzy Richmond, VA 03-16-15 Member Since 2013

    The Former Frizz

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    Would you consider the audio edition of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang to be better than the print version?

    Because of the delivery! Read by the author!


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    CHELSEA is HYSTERICAL!!! :)


    Which character – as performed by Chelsea Handler – was your favorite?

    Chelsea of course.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    YES!!! I would drive around town to keep listening.


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    I found myself laughing so hysterically that I literally had tears streaming down my face...at 5am...on a long drive for a business trip. Made the trip suck WAY less. :)

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    L. Kay 03-09-15
    L. Kay 03-09-15 Member Since 2015
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    Can't get enough of Chelsea!! The best way for me to escape an awful day at work. Uganda be kidding me is my #1 and this follows suit closely behind!

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    Allison M. Billet 03-03-15 Member Since 2014
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    I can't get enough of this girl! I laughed out loud a million times! She really makes you feel like you are another friend that she is telling a story to!

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    Kayla Norman Olympia, WA 02-07-15
    Kayla Norman Olympia, WA 02-07-15

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    Wasn't expecting just stories from her life but it turned out to be really fun! Loved laughing to the book on the way to work during my drive.

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