Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.
Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!
Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."
Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."
Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."
Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."
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David Bowie. Jane Austen. Good beer. Red Wine.
Didn't read the print
Are You There Vodka
She's hilarious - made my commute to work much more enjoyable
24 year old Flight Attendant from Chicago. Always looking for something to listen to at the airport!
I love when an author reads his/her work.
Not as good as her first few books but still outstanding
I love Chelsea Handler. I especially enjoy her show, Chelsea Lately, and I watch it religiously; however, her book fell short for me. I expected to be rolling on the floor laughing but found myself forcing out chuckles. I feel as if this book was a hurried attempt to make some profit on the side. I'm sorry Chelsea!
The book definitely ended abruptly...did not really have an ending.
You get to experience Chelsea as a human being rather than just a stand up comedian. That part was nice.
Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
My life, better through vodka
The opening section about her discovering "the feeling" is so funny and insightful & so extremely daring that its worth the price of the book. Chelsea is hilarious & clearly fearless.
Busy full time student and part-time fitness instructor. I'm a sucker for lattes and wine.
I found myself laughing out loud in the car, just like her other books. I now use "Chelsea-isms". Kaschlapus, chunk, and others. Fantastic.
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