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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang Audiobook

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.
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Publisher's Summary

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!

Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."

Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."

Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio.

©2010 Chelsea Handler (P)2014 Hachette Audio

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    Ean Chong 06-30-15
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    "Lmao"

    My wife suggested we listen to this during our drive on our honeymoon. "It's a GIRL book" I protested. We got the book anyway. Guess that's one of my many "husband lessons" to learn going forward. To my surprise, it was awesome. We laugh so hard. Guys!!! Get this book on any long drive. It will keep your wife busy!!!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Stefanie 05-19-14
    Stefanie 05-19-14

    David Bowie. Jane Austen. Good beer. Red Wine.

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    Would you consider the audio edition of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang to be better than the print version?

    Didn't read the print


    What other book might you compare Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang to and why?

    Are You There Vodka


    Have you listened to any of Chelsea Handler’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    She's hilarious - made my commute to work much more enjoyable


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Stacey 02-11-16
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    "Chelsea Chelsea thank you thank you"

    Always love listening to Chelsea narrate her own books. It's like a private concert. Such crazy stories that I listen to over and over again. Keep writing! Please.

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    John 01-03-16
    John 01-03-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Not as good as are you there vodka?"
    What did you love best about Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang?

    I really enjoyed it being voiced by Chelsea Handler.


    What was the most interesting aspect of this story? The least interesting?

    I enjoyed hearing her pranks on her staff and boyfriend.


    What does Chelsea Handler bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Her voice, but if I read it, I guess I'd hear it in her voice.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    The first chapter was a bit much to handle as a male... the rest of it was great. Really enjoyed the story about the dog.


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    Shannon C. Smith Tucson, AZ USA 12-01-15
    Shannon C. Smith Tucson, AZ USA 12-01-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Did not disappoint"

    Loved it! I love Chelsea's honesty. She spoke about taboos, forbidden subjects. Some of her stories made me laugh out loud!

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    shari 08-27-15
    shari 08-27-15 Member Since 2015
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    "BEST EVER!!!"

    I love every 1 of her books more!! she's brilliant and so funny, whitty and the BEST FEMALE COMEDIAN OUT THERE! TOTALLY SHOULD AND WILL BUY EVERY 1 OF HER BOOKS AFTER YOU READ 1-AND YOU CAN LISTEN OVER& OVER AND STILL LAUGH EVERY TIME! SHE NEVER GETS OLD OR LESS FUNNY-SHES #1

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    Jamie 08-18-15
    Jamie 08-18-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Very funny!"

    Very funny! makes you feel like you are right there with her during these "adventures"!

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    heather 07-21-15
    heather 07-21-15
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    "hilarious"

    absolutely hysterical I laughed so hard I cried thanks for the escape from political correctness & complaints about life. It was great to laugh at all her shenanigans both real & made up.

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    heidi 07-07-15
    heidi 07-07-15 Member Since 2015
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    "love it!!!"

    love all her books. I always laugh out loud and always am left wanting more.

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    PG Virginia 04-30-15
    PG Virginia 04-30-15 Member Since 2013
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    "it'll make you pee!"

    I laughed so hard, i had to change MY underwear. Her friends are hilarious. Well done.

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