Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.
Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!
Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."
Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."
Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."
Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."
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David Bowie. Jane Austen. Good beer. Red Wine.
Didn't read the print
Are You There Vodka
She's hilarious - made my commute to work much more enjoyable
I love every 1 of her books more!! she's brilliant and so funny, whitty and the BEST FEMALE COMEDIAN OUT THERE! TOTALLY SHOULD AND WILL BUY EVERY 1 OF HER BOOKS AFTER YOU READ 1-AND YOU CAN LISTEN OVER& OVER AND STILL LAUGH EVERY TIME! SHE NEVER GETS OLD OR LESS FUNNY-SHES #1
absolutely hysterical I laughed so hard I cried thanks for the escape from political correctness & complaints about life. It was great to laugh at all her shenanigans both real & made up.
My wife suggested we listen to this during our drive on our honeymoon. "It's a GIRL book" I protested. We got the book anyway. Guess that's one of my many "husband lessons" to learn going forward. To my surprise, it was awesome. We laugh so hard. Guys!!! Get this book on any long drive. It will keep your wife busy!!!
The Former Frizz
Because of the delivery! Read by the author!
CHELSEA is HYSTERICAL!!! :)
Chelsea of course.
YES!!! I would drive around town to keep listening.
I found myself laughing so hysterically that I literally had tears streaming down my face...at 5am...on a long drive for a business trip. Made the trip suck WAY less. :)
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