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Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang | [Chelsea Handler]

Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.
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Publisher's Summary

Life doesn't get more hilarious than when Chelsea Handler takes aim with her irreverent wit. Who else would send all-staff emails to smoke out the dumbest people on her show? Now, in this new collection of original essays, the number-one best-selling author of Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea delivers one laugh-out-loud moment after another as she sets her sights on the ridiculous side of childhood, adulthood, and daughterhood.

Family moments are fair game, whether it's writing a report on Reaganomics to earn a Cabbage Patch doll, or teaching her father social graces by ordering him to stay indoors. It's open season on her love life, from playing a prank on her boyfriend (using a ravioli, a fake autopsy, and the Santa Monica pier) to adopting a dog so she can snuggle with someone who doesn't talk. And everyone better duck for cover when her beach vacation turns into matchmaking gone wild. Outrageously funny and deliciously wicked, Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is good good good good!

Being unpopular: "My parents couldn't have been more unreasonable when it came to fads or clothes that weren't purchased at a pharmacy."

Living with her boyfriend: "He's similar to a large toddler, the only difference being he doesn't cry when he wakes up."

Appreciating her brother: "He's a certified public accountant, and I have a real life."

Arm-wrestling a maid of honor: "It wasn't her strength that intimidated me. It was the starry way her eyes focused on me, like Mike Tyson getting ready to feed."

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying reference material will be available in your My Library section along with the audio.


©2010 Chelsea Handler (P)2014 Hachette Audio

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    Stefanie 05-19-14
    Stefanie 05-19-14

    David Bowie. Jane Austen. Good beer. Red Wine.

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    "Hilarious"
    Would you consider the audio edition of Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang to be better than the print version?

    Didn't read the print


    What other book might you compare Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang to and why?

    Are You There Vodka


    Have you listened to any of Chelsea Handler’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    She's hilarious - made my commute to work much more enjoyable


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Steven 09-13-14
    Steven 09-13-14 Member Since 2014

    24 year old Flight Attendant from Chicago. Always looking for something to listen to at the airport!

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    "2end Best"
    What about Chelsea Handler’s performance did you like?

    I love when an author reads his/her work.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laughed....out loud!


    Any additional comments?

    Not as good as her first few books but still outstanding

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Sarah 06-23-14
    Sarah 06-23-14 Member Since 2014
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    "Sadly, disappointed :("
    What made the experience of listening to Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang the most enjoyable?

    I love Chelsea Handler. I especially enjoy her show, Chelsea Lately, and I watch it religiously; however, her book fell short for me. I expected to be rolling on the floor laughing but found myself forcing out chuckles. I feel as if this book was a hurried attempt to make some profit on the side. I'm sorry Chelsea!


    What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

    The book definitely ended abruptly...did not really have an ending.


    What does Chelsea Handler bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    You get to experience Chelsea as a human being rather than just a stand up comedian. That part was nice.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would the tag line be?

    Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang
    My life, better through vodka


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Rebecca Evans Mills, NY, United States 05-19-14
    Rebecca Evans Mills, NY, United States 05-19-14 Member Since 2012

    Busy full time student and part-time fitness instructor. I'm a sucker for lattes and wine.

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    "Chelsea never fails to deliver"

    I found myself laughing out loud in the car, just like her other books. I now use "Chelsea-isms". Kaschlapus, chunk, and others. Fantastic.

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    Brandin Los Angeles, CA, United States 05-14-14
    Brandin Los Angeles, CA, United States 05-14-14 Member Since 2011
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    "Not her best - but definitely worth a listen"

    The opening section about her discovering "the feeling" is so funny and insightful & so extremely daring that its worth the price of the book. Chelsea is hilarious & clearly fearless.

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