What do you do after you write a number-one best-selling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another f-ing book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking: What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets? How does it feel to get multiple requests to "fuck for charity"? What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does? At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name next to her pussy, what is the appropriate reaction? Can you X-ray a blowjob? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.
©2010 Tucker Max (P)2010 Simon and Schuster Audio
Upon re-reading "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell," I have decided this is as funny, if not more so. That combined with the fact Tucker as infinitely improved his narrating skills makes this book a must read.
Maybe if there was more to the book than just having sex with multiple women and drinking stories.
If they were looking for a break from audiobooks that had some redeeming qualities and just want an escape to the ultimate hedonistic lifestyle. If you need some clever derogatory comments, this is your book.
Yes - Tucker does a good job of telling his story.
Yes, but if it were any longer, I would not have finished it. There are definitely some funny parts.
This is a book that is spoken from the first person by an articulate individual that does what he wants and is driven by 2 things beer and women. Some of the stories are crude but hilarious. If you are a type of person that can not laugh at things that are not PC then don't read this book.
I love the first book, but this one is not funny at all. The first book is awesome. However, like the title says for this book, he comes across as a complete a-hole.
I think these stories are the ones that were on the cutting floor for his first book.
Even douchbags will find this book un-impressive. Not sure who would enjoy it.
No. It has turned me off from books from Tucker Max.
Stories are not that funny and narration is horrible... written a 3rd grade level.
No. None whatsoever.
Don't waste your money or credits on this book. You want cheap entertainment, watch the movie: Hope They Serve Beer In Hell also from Tucker Max. This will give you the 1.5 hr synopsis of what this book and his "trilogy" has to offer... and it was slightly more entertaining than anything coming out of this book. Honestly, I've had more interesting, funnier and sexier stories while at a fraternity in Florida than the compilation in this book.
great book, worth the read. laughed so hard during the story of him fucking a virgin and having the worst gas and needing to shit so bad he stopped several times to use the bathroom and went back at it! I mean who does that?!?!!! you gotta read to believe.
This book is an epic of vulgar buffoonery with little to no redeeming qualities to be found in tucker max. You will get him, and laugh anyway.
Be forewarned, listening to this book while he is doing a walk through may be a slight miscalculation, or so I may have heard.
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