Assholes Finish First

By: Tucker Max

Narrated by: Tucker Max

Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins

Publisher's summary

What do you do after you write a number-one best-selling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another f-ing book on your hands. Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to "some next-level shit." You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking: What's it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets? How does it feel to get multiple requests to "fuck for charity"? What does it do to a man to watch a 19-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does? At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job? When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name next to her pussy, what is the appropriate reaction? Can you X-ray a blowjob? The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences: His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

©2010 Tucker Max (P)2010 Simon and Schuster Audio

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Where does Assholes Finish First rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

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What was one of the most memorable moments of Assholes Finish First?

he tells great stories if your into the funny, drinking, and partying type of stories.

Have you listened to any of Tucker Max’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

They are dead on with his other books

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

no

This is great

It's great to hear tucker max tell tucker Max's tale . It's also great that he stands unapologetically for what he did, yes it might offend your delicate sensibilities but truest statements are never easy to hear.

Very entertaining

great book, worth the read. laughed so hard during the story of him fucking a virgin and having the worst gas and needing to shit so bad he stopped several times to use the bathroom and went back at it! I mean who does that?!?!!! you gotta read to believe.

Time flies when you are laughing your ads off

best way to pass a boring work day by listening to what u would rather be doing.....sex and alcohol

Tucker is an a-hole from start to finish

Would you try another book from Tucker Max and/or Tucker Max?

Maybe if there was more to the book than just having sex with multiple women and drinking stories.

Would you recommend Assholes Finish First to your friends? Why or why not?

If they were looking for a break from audiobooks that had some redeeming qualities and just want an escape to the ultimate hedonistic lifestyle. If you need some clever derogatory comments, this is your book.

Did the narration match the pace of the story?

Yes - Tucker does a good job of telling his story.

Was Assholes Finish First worth the listening time?

Yes, but if it were any longer, I would not have finished it. There are definitely some funny parts.

Tucker learned to read.

Upon re-reading "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell," I have decided this is as funny, if not more so. That combined with the fact Tucker as infinitely improved his narrating skills makes this book a must read.

Awesome book

This is a book that is spoken from the first person by an articulate individual that does what he wants and is driven by 2 things beer and women. Some of the stories are crude but hilarious. If you are a type of person that can not laugh at things that are not PC then don't read this book.

Once you heard one you heard them all

Its really just a story about how an over privileged rich kid wasted his daddys time and money while contracting all sorts of venereal diseases and being a complete douche. Hope they serve beer in hell was good, but it starts to get old.

I had lol moments

When I first read this book (years ago), I remember crying and struggling to get through the duke camp out section because I was laughing so hard. Even roughly knowing what was happening next I still could not contain the laughter after I heard the story from Tucker's own lips.

If you're an asshole, this is for you! :)

I really have become addicted to Tucker Max from the first two titles and now get another book every time it comes time to choose my books for the month. If you love dicks, rudeness, and total absolute truths. Hope this review helped you in your choice making. I guarantee laughs if you do chose this book and all Tucker's life stories.