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Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

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Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    Molly 09-21-16
    Molly 09-21-16 Member Since 2016
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    "a Perfect balance"

    a perfect balance between some comedy, some serious lessons and some truth about our selves and herself. a quick listen and fun.

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    samantha navarrete 09-15-16
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    "Sucks"

    I love Ellen but this book is so random! It's funny but very stupid. Wasted my money!

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    Laura G. 08-24-16
    Laura G. 08-24-16
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    "Seriously, it's boring."

    I didn't expect earth shattering, thought provoking writing but this book was pretty pointless and wasn't that funny. I'd recommend Chelsea Handler, Tina Fey, or Mindy Khaliq instead.

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    red head 08-23-16
    red head 08-23-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Too much rambling"

    I like Ellen; I enjoy her nice spirit. She is funny, but her rambling became ennoying mid book. I should have stop listening at chapter 30...

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    Emily 08-21-16
    Emily 08-21-16
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    "I love Ellen, but..."

    I was super excited for this book, I LOVE Ellen!! Unfortunately it seems like she just wrote down her train of thought for a day and somehow got it published. The way this bounces around and the way the chapters blow through with just a few words per chapter actually gives me anxiety!!

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    Karina 08-18-16
    Karina 08-18-16 Member Since 2016
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    "No substance"

    I expected more. Love Ellen, but would like to get a refund on this book - not even on the same standard/quality as her talk shows.
    Performance ok - just like Ellen
    Story needed more substance.

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    Taylor Bentley 08-11-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Hilarious!"

    Laughing from the beginning to end! Makes audible worth it when authors narrate their own books!!!

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    Amazon Customer 08-08-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Good not great"

    It's was good but I was expecting more. It was cute but not the kind of funny you expect from Ellen. At times it just felt like she was going on a rant. There's no real story line.

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    Daniela 08-05-16
    Daniela 08-05-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Funny, but not haha all the time"
    Would you listen to Seriously...I'm Kidding again? Why?

    Again? I don't think so. It's the kind of book you enjoy only once. Like watching her show and listening to her great jokes. Listening to it again would make it a bit boring since I know what's she is going to say.


    Would you be willing to try another book from Ellen DeGeneres? Why or why not?

    I would, but I think I would let some time go by before doing so. She's a great person, comedian and writer but she often talks about the same topics and sometimes the jokes are too American, I wish it would be a bit more international for a change!


    What does Ellen DeGeneres bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    A LOT. I wouldn't have bought it if someone else read it! It feels like she's having a conversation with you, and her way of speaking really makes it funny.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laugh a lot. She's funny! I was kind of expecting to laugh even more, though!


    Any additional comments?

    I love the fact that behind the jokes and the situations she really conveys a strong message which can be inspiring!

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    Terri 07-22-16
    Terri 07-22-16
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    "TERRI'S TAKE"

    I'LL WRITE A REVIEW WHEN I FINISH THE BOOK. SO FAR, I FIND IT VERY HILARIOUS!!!!! ELLEN IS THE BEST, MOST INSPIRATIOUAL, AND LOVING PERSON I'VE EVER SEEN.
    SOME DAY, I WOULD LIKE TO MEET HER AND PORTIA!!
    I'M DISABLED AND HAVE NO TRANSPORTATION. I VOLUNTEER WITH THE OZARKS LITERACY COUNCIL, TEACHING PEOPLE HOW TO READ AND WRITE, AND IN NOVEMBER, I VOLUNTEER FOR THE SALVATION ARMY AS A BELL RINGER. I REALLY ENJOY DOING THESE THINGS, BUT SINCE I TOTALED MY CAR IN DECEMBER, I'VE NOT BEEN ABLE TO DO THE THINGS I LOVE.
    I LOVE YOU ELLEN, AND REMEMBER TO "BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!".

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