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Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" (Ellen DeGeneres)
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"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    Maxanna Cook 01-14-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Seriously terrible...I'm not kidding"

    I'm a huge fan of Ellen's. Hence my purchase of this book. But I can't believe how bad it was. I guess I was looking for somewhat of a story line or something. Instead, it was just her incessantly rambling about any random thought that entered her brain. If you are looking for something extra silly and basically useless, then this is the book for you. I'm just glad I bought during a half off sale.

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    Samey Wans 01-13-16
    Samey Wans 01-13-16 Member Since 2015
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    "The worst book I've ever bought all my life .........unfortunately nothing I can do"

    The worst book I have bought she is horrible person unfortunately nothing we can do I wash I have my money and time baek

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    Drew 01-11-16
    Drew 01-11-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Meh"

    First, let me say, I love Ellen and her show, but I wasn't crazy about the book. It had some funny parts, but overall, the humor seemed shallow and contrived.

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    Juliet 12-29-15
    Juliet 12-29-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Laugh out Loud "

    Made me want to think and be positive . A must read book. so funny.

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    Karen Murphy 12-21-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Seriously... I want my money back!"

    I usually love everything that Ellen stands for, but this was ridiculous! A chapter devoted to having to listen to her eat an apple ~ come on!

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    Connie Brown 12-18-15
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    "Ellen is awesome!!!!"

    Thank you for your humor insight love insanity & reality! This is the funest audio book I have heard to date.

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    Kristen Dunder 12-05-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Seriously hilarious!"

    Listened to this on a work trip over to Central Oregon and back and laughed my head off! Great book--Ellen is simply brilliant!

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    Ellen Oakland, CA, United States 11-25-15
    Ellen Oakland, CA, United States 11-25-15 Member Since 2005
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    "Love Ellen, Not This Book Though"
    What disappointed you about Seriously...I'm Kidding?

    Not much meat on the bones, as they say. Ellen is such a bright, funny woman — filled with wisdom and insights. But this book felt more like ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder) SCHTICK — oh look, a bright, shinny penny — rather than insights and wisdom communicated WITH humor. Sorry Ellen, I love you and your show, but not this book.


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    J. Lee 11-23-15
    J. Lee 11-23-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Seems like a vanity project"

    I love Ellen. I think her stand-up is wonderful. I love watching clips from her show.
    This audiobook was so random, and so less-than-funny, that it seemed like Ellen was basically paid to write (and then read) words on a page, most of which were not particularly entertaining. Many of the anecdotes were stream-of-consciousness and had no real weight. I was ultimately disappointed with the lack of content in this 3+ hour audiobook. Save your money and buy something else!!

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    Muki 11-17-15
    Muki 11-17-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Awesome"

    One shouldn't miss listening to this one, I thoroughly enjoyed..

    P.S: Light hearted talk by Hellen, Kudos!

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