We are currently making improvements to the Audible site. In an effort to enhance the accessibility experience for our customers, we have created a page to more easily navigate the new experience, available at the web address www.audible.com/access .
Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

Regular Price:$28.50
  • Membership Details:
    • First book free with 30-day trial
    • $14.95/month thereafter for your choice of 1 new book each month
    • Cancel easily anytime
    • Exchange books you don't like
    • All selected books are yours to keep, even if you cancel
  • - or -

Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

More from the same

What Members Say

Average Customer Rating

3.9 (3839 )
5 star
 (1666)
4 star
 (982)
3 star
 (702)
2 star
 (308)
1 star
 (181)
Overall
3.7 (3368 )
5 star
 (1253)
4 star
 (775)
3 star
 (692)
2 star
 (374)
1 star
 (274)
Story
4.3 (3386 )
5 star
 (2102)
4 star
 (688)
3 star
 (350)
2 star
 (146)
1 star
 (100)
Performance
Sort by:
  •  
    Darlene 04-26-17
    Darlene 04-26-17 Member Since 2014
    HELPFUL VOTES
    1
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    13
    3
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    0
    0
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Couldn't Finish it :("

    I am an Ellen fan but I must tell the truth. This was a miss! I could repeat what many others have shared. Disjointed, lacks poignancy it felt like a rambling of thoughts. Sorry Ellen I love so much of what you do and put out in the universe but this audio book didn't deliver what I anticipated.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Melissa 04-20-17
    Melissa 04-20-17 Member Since 2017
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    1
    1
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Great book"

    This is such a funny book. I love Ellen and now I love her more!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    CRB 04-11-17
    CRB 04-11-17 Member Since 2014
    HELPFUL VOTES
    0
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    60
    9
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    0
    1
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Hillarious! Thank you Ellen!"
    Any additional comments?

    That was SUCH a pleasant surprise! I'm on a roll with bios & memoirs and stumbled on this little gem. I fully plan on playing this one in the car next while my kids are with me. I laughed the whole way through which felt so good, thank you Ellen!!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Jess Richmond 03-31-17 Member Since 2016
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    9
    2
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "kinda boring but I love ellen "

    not much new content in this book from ellen d. wish there was more about her life

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Makenzie 03-16-17
    Makenzie 03-16-17
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    1
    1
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "BEST BOOK EVER"

    This book was HILARIOUS!!! It has me laughing so hard!!! I would highly HIGHLY recommend.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    I research everything 03-07-17 Member Since 2016
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    2
    2
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Disappointing"

    I expected more, it's Ellen! I don't think I laughed much at all. Would not recommend.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Samuel Ebodili 03-04-17
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    1
    1
    Overall
    "Get Your Copy."

    It's such a nice book, funny and a wonderful book to relax with. Much love.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Lori 02-28-17
    Lori 02-28-17 Member Since 2016
    HELPFUL VOTES
    3
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    6
    5
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    0
    0
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Eh"

    This is my first Ellen DeGeneres book. I guess I expected more because I find her so funny on tv. I thought there would be more personal stuff and it wasn't. It was a book form of He's standup and it doesn't translate the same.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    reddog Atlanta, GA 02-22-17
    reddog Atlanta, GA 02-22-17 Member Since 2016
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    2
    1
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "Just Not Good"
    Would you try another book from Ellen DeGeneres and/or Ellen DeGeneres?

    No, I really don't think I would. It was just too boring.


    What was most disappointing about Ellen DeGeneres’s story?

    It wasn't a story! It's really just a lot of "stream of thought." It reminded me of listening to a 3 year old telling a story. It was all over the place but yet it all amounts to nothing really.


    Would you be willing to try another one of Ellen DeGeneres’s performances?

    I love her show and her personality. Book writing is not her thing! I'll stick to her show.


    What reaction did this book spark in you? Anger, sadness, disappointment?

    Boredom and disappointment.


    Any additional comments?

    It's just not good. Don't waste your time. I made it as long as I could which was about two hours...

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
  •  
    Shubnum 02-22-17
    Shubnum 02-22-17 Member Since 2014
    HELPFUL VOTES
    1
    ratings
    REVIEWS
    4
    2
    FOLLOWERS
    FOLLOWING
    0
    0
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "meh"
    Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

    I love Ellen--I watch her, I follow her on instagram--this book wasn't a book. It was a collection of rambings--like I was listening to Dory tell her life story.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
Sort by:
  • Andrea
    Canvey Island, United Kingdom
    12/5/12
    Overall
    "Seriously...good"

    Really enjoyed this, Ellen is a favourite of mine, but im not one for autobiographies or anything like this normally but as it was ellen thought id give it a listen and am so glad I did. I enjoyed this book very much, made me laugh out loud and was very interesting and can honestly say loved it from start to finish well worth a listen and with Ellen reading it makes it even better.

    1 of 2 people found this review helpful
  • Sharne Van der Burgh
    Warsaw, Poland
    11/5/16
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "I think written for a US audience"

    sorry. disappointed. didn't laugh once. dozed off a few times and missed some chapters. learned she is also Danielle Steele and never dozed during those...

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
  • Amazon Customer
    3/29/16
    Overall
    Performance
    Story
    "terrible"

    normally I love Ellen but this was pure tripe. I want my money back please. seriously. ... not kidding

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful

Report Inappropriate Content

If you find this review inappropriate and think it should be removed from our site, let us know. This report will be reviewed by Audible and we will take appropriate action.

Cancel

Thank you.

Your report has been received. It will be reviewed by Audible and we will take appropriate action.