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Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

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Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    Amazon Customer 01-13-17 Member Since 2015
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    "Dry disappointing!"

    I love ED, but this book was like one of her shows, entertaining and had some chuckles.
    However, no story or depth, or anything that interesting. Not worth the money.
    My 10 year old had more chuckles, if Ellen reformats the book she can easily re-purpose for a younger audience.

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    Amazon Customer 01-11-17 Member Since 2016
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    "Repetition repetition repetition"

    Ellen's humor and narrating style make this easy to listen to. However, I felt like a lot of the chapters was her going on tangents. She tried to portray herself that way, but it got old. Admittedly some were very funny, but it got got old and made it hard for me to believe she had a real purpose in writing the book. Throughout she does give life lessons she's learned which are helpful. In conclusion there are really good chapters, and a lot of "where are you going with this?" chapters.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Bridget Brea, CA, United States 01-08-17
    Bridget Brea, CA, United States 01-08-17 Member Since 2015
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    "Disappointing"

    I generally like Ellen, but this was horrible... a waste of time and money. Very little comedic value and her frivolous chit-chat tone was pure stupidity. I don't like to write bad reviews, but feel I owe it to the next person considering this purchase. I wish the reviews I'd read had warned me.

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    Rick Smith 12-28-16
    Rick Smith 12-28-16 Member Since 2016
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    "EllenFan"

    i have discovered I prefer seeing Ellen perform vs just listening. didn't laugh out loud as much as I hoped.

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    Linda 12-23-16
    Linda 12-23-16 Member Since 2015
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    "If you need a good laugh..."

    I really enjoyed listening to this book. Not only it made me happy, it also reminded me that kindness and positivity can be found in simple things.

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    Amy Hirschberg 12-21-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Seriously...you wrote this why?"
    What would have made Seriously...I'm Kidding better?

    If it had some sense of story. The bulk of this book was inane and I LOVE Ellen.


    Has Seriously...I'm Kidding turned you off from other books in this genre?

    Yep.


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Seriously...I'm Kidding?

    Far too much to list.


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    Claire 12-10-16
    Claire 12-10-16
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    "Like riding in the car with Ellen"
    What did you love best about Seriously...I'm Kidding?

    So very random and funny. I felt like I was riding in my car, just chatting away, with Ellen on my drive to work.


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    Roaringredhead 12-06-16

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    "The humor does not translate"

    It was actually painful to get through this book. I love Ellen and her sense of humor but it needs to stay on TV.

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    C. Ogram 12-06-16
    C. Ogram 12-06-16
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    "The ramblings of a rich person"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    I was just really disappointed in the content of the book. Off the bat Ellen plays like she unwittingly signed up for a book deal - and it really feels like that.


    What could Ellen DeGeneres have done to make this a more enjoyable book for you?

    If she treated this book like one she wanted to do rather than one she had to do - or one she was only doing for money, I probably would have appreciated it more. Will not read another Ellen book.


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    Amazon Customer Stroudsburg, Pa United States 11-27-16
    Amazon Customer Stroudsburg, Pa United States 11-27-16 Member Since 2016
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    "What a wonderful way to start my audio adventures!"

    First book from audible I purchased. It was amazing to hear a book read theatrically. What an experience!

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    3/29/16
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    "terrible"

    normally I love Ellen but this was pure tripe. I want my money back please. seriously. ... not kidding

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful

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