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Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook
Seriously...I'm Kidding
Written by: 
Ellen DeGeneres
Narrated by: 
Ellen DeGeneres
Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

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Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    David Burnett 07-20-16 Member Since 2014
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    "Great book"

    I really liked the message that Ellen puts out there to people of all ages it really touched my heart every single word. I really recommend it. Also Ellen is just a hilarious human being... I don't know what I would do with out her. Thank you Ellen tonight I will have a beer in your honor♡

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    Maria K 07-20-16
    Maria K 07-20-16 Member Since 2016
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    "Seriously... BUY this!"
    If you could sum up Seriously...I'm Kidding in three words, what would they be?

    Seriously Entertaining Audiobook


    What did you like best about this story?

    This is narrated by one of my all time favorite people (one is Ellen DeGeneres, the other is Betty White).

    I love Ellen.

    Ellen makes you laugh and makes you cry. I recommend watching one of her videos on mondays. You'll thank me later. She is perhaps known as that gay tv show host. She is so much more. To me, she is a role model (see the long review for details).

    This is an audiobook, where she narrates a book she wrote about random stuff. I mean really random stuff. And it has a bit of everything in it. In a true Ellen style, it has both the goofy and the serious. Both the inspirational and the laid back stuff. It's three hours of pure enjoyment that left a goofy smile on my face rushing here to write this. I highly recommend it. And in fact, I would advise to listen to random bits here and there. One chapter today and another tomorrow.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Absolutely yes! And then again, and again!


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    Diana Køhler 07-17-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Not exactly what I expected"

    I don't know exactly what I expected of this piece of literary humour. That it was funny probably. I don't believe I laughed once while reading this. Most of the listening time was spent wondering whether DeGeneres was actually serious or kidding. Maybe that was the point of the book.

    Some people might like it. I didn't hate it, but wasn't really impressed with it either. It is just a little blah. A piece of filler in the world.

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    Amazon Customer 06-22-16
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    "Loved it!"

    I loved her book! It is so heart warming and inspiring to follow your self and dreams. She also is so hilarious definitely recommend it!

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    Jessica M. Merbler Gaithersburg, Maryland United States 06-18-16
    Jessica M. Merbler Gaithersburg, Maryland United States 06-18-16 Member Since 2009
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    "Gotta Love Ellen"

    I think that the take away of this book is: live life happy. And, a great way to do that is by laughing. To that end, listen (or read) this book at least 15 minutes a day. It can be your happy meditation time. Because, there's no way you can partake of the book and NOT be amused. It's just that good.

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    Kelly 06-16-16
    Kelly 06-16-16
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    "Super disappointed"
    What could have made this a 4 or 5-star listening experience for you?

    I have heard her tell way more entertaining stories. I would rather her tell true stories/experiences. Or actually tell jokes.


    What was most disappointing about Ellen DeGeneres’s story?

    Not funny. I always enjoy listening to Ellen. I purchased this for a road trip, thinking it would be very entertaining. Not the case.


    Would you listen to another book narrated by Ellen DeGeneres?

    Narrated, yes. Written, I would try.


    What character would you cut from Seriously...I'm Kidding?

    N/A


    Any additional comments?

    Be you! Way better!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Janelle 06-15-16
    Janelle 06-15-16 Member Since 2016
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    "disappointed"

    Let me first say, I love Ellen and was very excited to listen to her book. But I think I half-smiled twice, and it was very disappointing. I got the feeling maybe she was under contract to do another book, didn't really want to, so just rambled for a few hours about nothing to fulfill her obligation.

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    laurel5429 06-08-16
    laurel5429 06-08-16 Member Since 2015
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    "Ellen always delivers"

    Another great listen from Ellen. Several laugh out loud moments. She mixes funny stories with just a touch of seriousness. Makes you want to be her best friend.

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    Ken Cox 05-31-16
    Ken Cox 05-31-16
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    "Classic Ellen"

    If you enjoy Ellen, you will love the way she reads her book. It is great for a laugh when you need one ;-)

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    Tiffany N. 05-30-16
    Tiffany N. 05-30-16 Member Since 2015
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    "quick little commercial break."

    random and funny, it's a quick little commerical break from harry potter. light-hearted, cute, entertaining.

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