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Seriously...I'm Kidding

By: Ellen DeGeneres
Narrated by: Ellen DeGeneres
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Publisher's summary

With the winning, upbeat candor that has made her show on of the most popular and honored daytime shows on the air, beloved talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres shares her views on life, love, and American Idol.

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"

Seriously...I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more.

Praise for Seriously...I'm Kidding

"DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." (People)

"Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." (Publishers Weekly)

"Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." (Kirkus)

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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Full time Ellen

Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would recommend this to anyone who watches the Ellen show. This is a few hours of Ellen non stop humour. We listened while on a roadtrip. This really gives you a glimpse inside Ellen's life as talk show host, actor, Cover Girl, etc.

Would you be willing to try another book from Ellen DeGeneres? Why or why not?

Yes.

Which character – as performed by Ellen DeGeneres – was your favorite?

This book chronicles experiences and thoughts. Ellen narrates the whole thing.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

No

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First Review. Ever

What could I possibly know?
I enjoyed the book.
Would recommend to any Ellen fan, there is some good life observations in there.

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very enjoyable

loved this book. I listened to it on my commute back and forth to work. Sometimes I was actually laughing out loud! It was like riding the train with a very funny friend! Such an easy read / listen

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Laugh Out Loud Funny

I enjoy listening while I am in my car. Recently my daughter and I went on a college road trip to check out three colleges she is considering. She doesn't enjoy listening to books in the car. As a compromise I purchased "Seriously...I'm Kidding." We had listened to "the funny thing is..." a while back and we both enjoyed it. "Seriously...I'm Kidding" was a lot funnier. We were both laughing and the book took us from Dallas to Austin.The drive flew by thanks to Ellen. This one will always have a special place in my heart, the soundtrack to an important event for both of our lives.

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Funny as ever. Good listen.

What made the experience of listening to Seriously...I'm Kidding the most enjoyable?

The humor was relatable and clean so I could listen around my child.

What does Ellen DeGeneres bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Her phrasing and the emphasis she puts into her reading gets her point/comedy across better.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

It made me laugh. Often.

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I love Ellen!!

I thoroughly enjoyed this book!! Ellen always brings a smile to my face. I understand that not everyone would agree b/c it truly felt like it took a day to write the book... But it was still fun & I'd recommend it to someone wanting a little pick-me-up!! I typically read mystery/ scary books & every now & then I need to switch it up to a comedy just to break up the darkness... this book did just that :)

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Ellen is Great!

Classic Ellen that we all love and adore. Book is funny and just a overall good listen.

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Seriously... BUY this!

If you could sum up Seriously...I'm Kidding in three words, what would they be?

Seriously Entertaining Audiobook

What did you like best about this story?

This is narrated by one of my all time favorite people (one is Ellen DeGeneres, the other is Betty White).

I love Ellen.

Ellen makes you laugh and makes you cry. I recommend watching one of her videos on mondays. You'll thank me later. She is perhaps known as that gay tv show host. She is so much more. To me, she is a role model (see the long review for details).

This is an audiobook, where she narrates a book she wrote about random stuff. I mean really random stuff. And it has a bit of everything in it. In a true Ellen style, it has both the goofy and the serious. Both the inspirational and the laid back stuff. It's three hours of pure enjoyment that left a goofy smile on my face rushing here to write this. I highly recommend it. And in fact, I would advise to listen to random bits here and there. One chapter today and another tomorrow.

Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

Absolutely yes! And then again, and again!

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kinda boring but I love ellen

not much new content in this book from ellen d. wish there was more about her life

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hilarious

kept laughing out loud a lot. love this book. not kidding, seriously. ellen is hilarous

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