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Seriously...I'm Kidding

By: Ellen DeGeneres
Narrated by: Ellen DeGeneres
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Publisher's summary

With the winning, upbeat candor that has made her show on of the most popular and honored daytime shows on the air, beloved talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres shares her views on life, love, and American Idol.

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"

Seriously...I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more.

Praise for Seriously...I'm Kidding

"DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." (People)

"Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." (Publishers Weekly)

"Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." (Kirkus)

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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Good for a quick laugh

Where does Seriously...I'm Kidding rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

It's mid level. I've read better but I've read worse...

Would you be willing to try another book from Ellen DeGeneres? Why or why not?

Yes. This book was good for a few great laughs. I like Ellen in general and enjoy her comedy.

What does Ellen DeGeneres bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Her sarcasm about real life simple acts really entertains.

Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

I loved her describing her cover girl experience.

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DeGeneres leaves you laughing

I've been a fan of Ellen's writing since picking up her first book "My Point... And I Do Have One" back in high school. She's funny, witty, relatable and honest. Plus, she's optimistic and positive.

This book combines her random thought conversation style and throws in bits and pieces from her own life. I think her willingness to be honest and share things from her experience is one of the main reasons she connects so well with her readers/audience. Another reason is that even though she is relentless in encouraging people to be positive, look for the joys in life and appreciate every day, she never comes across as pushy or preachy.

I laughed a lot while reading this, and when I was done, I felt really good about my life and how lucky I am for what I have. I recommend you read this book. I think you'll be glad you did.

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I love Ellen but...

There was really no substance to the book. It was my first audio book and it was fun but it sure felt like a waste of my one monthly credit. I dont dent that the book is enjoyable but it's just not worth it.

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Random Money Grab

don't get me wrong, I'm a huge fan of Ellen! I just think that the content was basically a bunch of filler stuff with no real substance, like it was written somewhat half-heartedly.

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Not very good

I was very disappointed in this book. It was 3 hours for 20.00. But I thought, hey it’s Ellen so it will be worth it. It wasn’t. There are some chapters that are good but many that are not. I had to turn it off a couple of times because it was so annoying. The only reason I finished it was because I spent 20.00 on it.

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Light, easy listening

Not riveting but enjoyable. I found it funny and that is the whole point after all. It is random thoughts and not a specific theme or story.

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Meh

My expectations may have been too high for this, but I was disappointed. Maybe because I think Ellen had great observational stand-up and her show seems great from clips I've seen and the few times I've watched, but in those settings you see her AND hear her and I think that helps her delivery. I have not read or listened to her previous books. I just thought this Audible choice would be funny and it was kind of boring. She wasn't as animated as I thought and I just kept picturing her in a sound booth, annoyed that she had to narrate her own book. Haha. I'm still a fan of hers, but I think I would have liked this book better if I had read it in print.

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Laughing out loud

What made the experience of listening to Seriously...I'm Kidding the most enjoyable?

I knew Ellen will be funny, but I did not expect it to be that funny!!!
I was listening to the oudiobook today while taking my morning walk. At some point I was laughing out loud!... Amazing sence of humor. Brilliant way of presenting everyday situations .
Highly recommend it.

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Ellen is never disappointing!

Would you listen to Seriously...I'm Kidding again? Why?

Yes! Besides the obvious of being entertain, she mentions things that make you reflect on your everyday life, with a hint of joyful sarcasm. I cannot think of a better way to spend my daily hour commute to work!

What did you like best about this story?

The originality. It's Ellen narrating and it's like if you were in front of her on her show. It's refreshing, it's different and it's so funny!!

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Inspiring and Entertaining

I've always enjoyed watching Ellen's show, but this adds an extra layer of insight into who she is. She inspires me, makes me laugh, and makes me wish I had more friends like her.

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