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Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

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Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    LUBOMIR 09-19-15
    LUBOMIR 09-19-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Laughing out loud"
    What made the experience of listening to Seriously...I'm Kidding the most enjoyable?

    I knew Ellen will be funny, but I did not expect it to be that funny!!!
    I was listening to the oudiobook today while taking my morning walk. At some point I was laughing out loud!... Amazing sence of humor. Brilliant way of presenting everyday situations .
    Highly recommend it.


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    Fabiola 09-10-15
    Fabiola 09-10-15
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    "Not much of a story but funny!"

    I enjoyed it and it was very funny! She made me laugh and had some fun things to say.

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    Dena Marie DiNardo 08-28-15
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    "couldn't even finish it..."
    Would you try another book from Ellen DeGeneres and/or Ellen DeGeneres?

    Maybe one of her earlier ones that had better reviews?


    Has Seriously...I'm Kidding turned you off from other books in this genre?

    No.


    Did the narration match the pace of the story?

    yes.


    Do you think Seriously...I'm Kidding needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    no! what else is there to say? she's clearly found the answer to everything. ha.


    Any additional comments?

    i think it's easy for people in her position to say the things she says and hold the perspectives she holds. overall, its a good self-help with humor i guess? i thought there'd be more insight or depth but… i guess in a book called 'seriously…I'm kidding' i should have known better. i was sad to have wasted my first credit from an audible gift certificate on it. didn't even finish it.

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    Jay Parikh 08-25-15
    Jay Parikh 08-25-15
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    "crap"

    god she can talk crap. waste of money. no content in the book at all

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    Danielle Las Vegas, NV, United States 08-23-15
    Danielle Las Vegas, NV, United States 08-23-15 Member Since 2010

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    "Completely random but pretty funny"

    This book seems to have no defined purpose. It jumps from one topic to another, almost like a stand-up routine. There's nothing particularly enlightening or informative about it, but it is entertaining. It's great as an escape, if you don't want to think too much about anything.

    Interestingly, I almost feel like it would have been funnier reading it on paper rather than listening to it. Ellen doesn't read it naturally like she would deliver it live, which is odd. I almost feel I would have heard it in my head (while reading) the way she would have delivered it live, and her reading it got in the way of the jokes.

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    Jennifer 08-20-15
    Jennifer 08-20-15
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    "Great"

    I loved this book. Ellen is one of my favorite people. I couldn't ask for a better book.

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    Crewstampa 08-19-15
    Crewstampa 08-19-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Turned off halfway through."

    I love Ellen as much as the next person, but I was disappointed with this book. I thought I would get some really funny stories, told in a true Ellen DeGeneres comedic way, but instead the book was preachy and came across as a self help book. I laughed here and there, but became annoyed with hearing about her secrets to a happy life and turned it off.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Juan Joel México 08-10-15
    Juan Joel México 08-10-15

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    "Seriously... Funny!"
    Would you listen to Seriously...I'm Kidding again? Why?

    I believe Ellen is really at her best in this book, it's funny, it's sharp and her narrative is really amazing.


    What did you like best about this story?

    Ellen takes us to a lot of her everyday activities and we find out that she's just a human being living at her fullest just like most of us.


    What about Ellen DeGeneres’s performance did you like?

    The performance by the author is just what this books needs, it's hilarious without falling into plain comedy.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I spent the whole time listening... laughing.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Sarah K Niemann 08-04-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Boring"
    What disappointed you about Seriously...I'm Kidding?

    Simple topics, not funny. Was I supposed to laugh?!


    Has Seriously...I'm Kidding turned you off from other books in this genre?

    no


    What did you like about the performance? What did you dislike?

    Ellen reads it well, just poor content.


    Any additional comments?

    Would get my money back if I could.

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    Pam Benton 08-03-15
    Pam Benton 08-03-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Ok listen"

    You can't help but love Ellen. This was cute and made me smile but not laugh out loud funny.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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