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Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

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Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    Moira 05-21-15
    Moira 05-21-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Sounds like she smoked pot and rambled for few hours. Nothing makes any sense! Sorry Ellen!"

    First off, I absolutely adore Ellen on her talk show. I think she is an amazing person. However, in my opinion this book was far from amazing. Honestly, I couldn't even finish it. I stopped listening around chapter 17 and am completely surprised I even let it go on that long without stopping it sooner. I was waiting for the book to pick up and become entertaining. Needless to say that never happened.
    This book is completely chaotic. There's no structure. There's no story. Imagine someone smoking pot and then rambling for a few hours about the most random of random that random could ever be. Around chapter 17 is when I decided to read the bad reviews and was surprised that I truthfully couldn't agree more with them. I though maybe I was the asshole that wasn't listening or comprehending properly. But no, the majority of the population was in agreeance this book was bad. Unfortunately I would not recommend this book, unless of course it was too a stoner than I would definitely recommend it.

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    Razvan Bangu 05-20-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Very funny and uplifting at the same time"

    In true Ellen style this book manages to capture humour while at the same time instilling various positive ideas in the reader. Great book.

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    Jimmy Vasquez 05-20-15
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    "The funniest book ever!"

    Ellen cannot be any funnier. otherwise I would have to find the fountain of youth or the secret to immortality, I would totally give it to you because I want you to live FOREVER!

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    D. Bigham 05-17-15
    D. Bigham 05-17-15

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    "A WASTE"
    What disappointed you about Seriously...I'm Kidding?

    THERE WAS NO FORM, REMINDED ME OF SOMEONE'S RANDOM THOUGHTS.


    Would you ever listen to anything by Ellen DeGeneres again?

    NO


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Ellen DeGeneres?

    NO


    If you could play editor, what scene or scenes would you have cut from Seriously...I'm Kidding?

    ENTIRE BOOK


    Any additional comments?

    NOT WHAT I EXPECTED. I WANT A REFUND

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    Chelsea 05-16-15
    Chelsea 05-16-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Seriously...I loved it!"

    Great read if you just want to feel good about life! I laughed through the whole darn book! So good!

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    Marcia 05-13-15
    Marcia 05-13-15 Member Since 2016
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    "A good laugh"

    Definitely the type of book you should listen to rather than read. I so enjoyed "reading" it while driving in the car.

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    matthew 05-12-15
    matthew 05-12-15
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    "fantastic book"


    it was awesome to listen to and expesurly when read by Ellen DeGeneres thankyou Ellen

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    Lauren Voit 05-07-15
    Lauren Voit 05-07-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Hilarious"

    Absolutely loved it! What a pick me up!! She makes relevant points but it's so funny all the way through.

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    ISRAEL Miami Beach, FL, United States 05-06-15
    ISRAEL Miami Beach, FL, United States 05-06-15 Member Since 2010
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    "great"

    love the script and the narrative. ..it was very entertaining and kept my attention through the readings

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    Katie 04-29-15
    Katie 04-29-15
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    "Meh"

    My expectations may have been too high for this, but I was disappointed. Maybe because I think Ellen had great observational stand-up and her show seems great from clips I've seen and the few times I've watched, but in those settings you see her AND hear her and I think that helps her delivery. I have not read or listened to her previous books. I just thought this Audible choice would be funny and it was kind of boring. She wasn't as animated as I thought and I just kept picturing her in a sound booth, annoyed that she had to narrate her own book. Haha. I'm still a fan of hers, but I think I would have liked this book better if I had read it in print.

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