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Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?" (Ellen DeGeneres)
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"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    Michael Ocampo 03-28-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Funny . . . as always."

    I loved listening to Ellen. I've read her previous books and enjoyed listening to this one very much. A wonderful experience.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Esther 03-25-15
    Esther 03-25-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Funny"

    I'm a fan! I enjoyed every second of it! Thanks for the laughs, Ellen . I can't wait for your next book.

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    Meyling 03-25-15
    Meyling 03-25-15 Member Since 2012
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    "Disappointing"

    This woman is extremely funny, but writing is not what she should be doing – at least not sharing it with the public. She should stick to standup comedy and the great monologues on her show and leave the writing to her journal.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    MARCIE 03-25-15
    MARCIE 03-25-15

    Brutally Honest.

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    "Just because I'm famous. "

    I got the sense that she had nothing to say. She just wrote what ever came to her head at that moment, and called it Chapter 1... etc.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Josh 03-25-15
    Josh 03-25-15 Member Since 2013

    I like magical realism.

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    "It was a little short."

    I liked it, I just wish there had been more to it. It's funny and mildly interesting, but I didn't think it had a whole lot of substance to it.

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    Joseph Tanguay 03-24-15
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    "First Review. Ever"

    What could I possibly know?
    I enjoyed the book.
    Would recommend to any Ellen fan, there is some good life observations in there.

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    Ellie 03-24-15
    Ellie 03-24-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Not her best"
    This book wasn’t for you, but who do you think might enjoy it more?

    So, my eight year old stepson thought this book was funny, and that's probably because the humor was good enough for a kid. I was pretty disappointed. I know, Ellen typically has clean humor, and I appreciate that, but this was really childish. :-(


    Would you ever listen to anything by Ellen DeGeneres again?

    I would because I know that she can do better.


    Would you listen to another book narrated by Ellen DeGeneres?

    Yes.


    You didn’t love this book... but did it have any redeeming qualities?

    It was something that I could listen to with my stepson.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Jennifer S. Leblanc Houston, TX 03-22-15
    Jennifer S. Leblanc Houston, TX 03-22-15 Member Since 2010

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    "No more or less entertaining than her show"

    If you like the Ellen Show, then you will enjoy this book which is as random, cheerful and light as the TV version. Don't expect any extra candid disclosures or wisdom. If she has any struggles, she doesn't talk about them in a vulnerable way. Her advice is vague but pleasantly delivered. Good read if you've just finished Tolstoy or Henry James novel and don't want to think about what you are reading at all.

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    bryce 03-13-15
    bryce 03-13-15
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    "LOVE IT"

    Pretty sure Ellen is the queen on the world. I think that this book has an awesome story behind it.

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    Hanna 03-13-15
    Hanna 03-13-15 Member Since 2014
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    "Hilarious"

    Laughed out load several times, even in public (so people probably thinks I'm crazy now). It's a lovely book by Ellen, and you really feel that it's written by her about her. All stars!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful

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