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With the winning, upbeat candor that has made her show on of the most popular and honored daytime shows on the air, beloved talk show host and comedian Ellen DeGeneres shares her views on life, love, and American Idol.
"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
Seriously...I'm Kidding is a lively, hilarious, and often sweetly poignant look at the life of the much-loved entertainer as she opens up about her personal life, her talk show, and more.
Praise for Seriously...I'm Kidding
"DeGeneres's amiably oddball riffs on everything from kale to catwalks to Jesus will make fans smile." (People)
"Whatever the topic, DeGeneres's compulsively readable style will appeal to fans old and new." (Publishers Weekly)
"Fans will not be disappointed...[DeGeneres's] trademark wit and openness shine through and through." (Kirkus)
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At age four, Molly Shannon’s world was shattered when she lost her mother, baby sister, and cousin in a car accident with her father at the wheel. Held together by her tender and complicated relationship with her grieving father, Molly was raised in a permissive household where her gift for improvising and role-playing blossomed alongside the fearlessness that would lead her to become a celebrated actress.
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Molly is a superstar!!!
- By Marlene on 04-29-22
By: Molly Shannon, and others
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When I Was Your Age
- Life Lessons, Funny Stories & Questionable Parenting Advice from a Professional Clown
- By: Kenan Thompson
- Narrated by: Kenan Thompson
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Kenan Thompson is Saturday Night Live’s longest-ever-serving cast member and a star of such pioneering sketches as “Black Jeopardy” and is hugely beloved thanks to a tidal wave of nostalgic fans who grew up on early 2000s classics All That, Good Burger, and Kenan & Kel on Nickelodeon. He’s also a dad (to two girls) in his mid-40s living in suburbia, and whose universal, relatable, family-friendly humor has created unbelievable appeal and engagement from fans from middle America to coastal elites. Becoming a dad sucked the cool right out of him—and he's OK with that!
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An incredible storyteller
- By K. Brown on 01-07-24
By: Kenan Thompson
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In Pieces
- By: Sally Field
- Narrated by: Sally Field
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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In this intimate, haunting, literary memoir read by the author, an American icon tells her story for the first time, in her own gorgeous words - about a challenging and lonely childhood, the craft that helped her find her voice, and a powerful emotional legacy that shaped her journey as a daughter and a mother.
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Riveting Life Story of Sally Field's
- By DAW on 09-20-18
By: Sally Field
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
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A Stolen Life
- A Memoir
- By: Jaycee Dugard
- Narrated by: Jaycee Dugard
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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"In the summer of 1991 I was a normal kid. I did normal things. I had friends and a mother who loved me. I was just like you. Until the day my life was stolen. For eighteen years I was a prisoner. I was an object for someone to use and abuse. For eighteen years I was not allowed to speak my own name. I became a mother and was forced to be a sister. For eighteen years I survived an impossible situation. On August 26, 2009, I took my name back. My name is Jaycee Lee Dugard. I dont think of myself as a victim. I survived...."
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Terrific
- By Daniel on 07-27-11
By: Jaycee Dugard
What listeners say about Seriously...I'm Kidding
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- Alicia Grills
- 08-21-18
Funny
It was very funny. I love Ellen and I love that she narrated it. it was like listening to her talk show.
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- dianeyu
- 03-04-23
Great book!
I really liked this book, and also recommend Girls Walks into a bar and the funny thing is. This, though is my overall favorite between the three. The author is really funny, and creative. Though, I wish there were more interesting topics of the chapters of this book. Overall, this book is truly amazing and super fun to listen to.
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- Mervyn
- 02-02-16
Hilarious!
Not too sure why there are so many negative reviews... I personally found it great! Seriously... I'm not kidding.
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- alisha
- 04-07-19
love Ellen
love Ellen so much. she is so much fun in this book. amazing to hear her on this audio book.
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- Amazon Customer
- 09-19-17
Just what you need
Ellen is true to her self in this light hearted and fun loving book. It's one of the most awsome feel good books I've read. It helps you forget about the problems around you and just laugh at her silliness for a bit. So if you need to de-stress defiantly give this one a listen.
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- Anonymous User
- 02-13-18
So funny!
Love this book! Ellen is hilarious and had me laughing out loud while listening. I definitely recommend this to anyone and everyone!
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- Mary Ann Pena
- 04-13-18
A great lighthearted read/listen.
Loved this book for it’s funny light feel. Sometimes you don’t need extra stress or want to get too deep into a subject. That is why I’ve enjoyed this book on a number of occasions.
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- Nicole R. Vincent
- 08-21-12
You really will LOL
Would you listen to Seriously...I'm Kidding again? Why?
I have always liked Ellen Degeneres. Hearing herself narrate her own book is fantastic! Her humor is fun and her outlook on life is wonderful.
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- Jennifer Bolejack
- 04-09-16
LOVE love love love love!
Hilarious! Couldn't stop listening and laughing! If you need something to lift your spirits then read/listen to this book. You won't be disappointed!
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- Melanie Feifel
- 12-13-17
it's Ellen!
I can't think of any other way to listen to an Ellen book without her reading it. The book somehow seems more genuine than it otherwise be with another narrator. good show Ellen!
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