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Seriously...I'm Kidding Audiobook

Seriously...I'm Kidding

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Publisher's Summary

"I've experienced a whole lot the last few years, and I have a lot to share. So I hope that you'll take a moment to sit back, relax, and enjoy the words I've put together for you in this book. I think you'll find I've left no stone unturned, no door unopened, no window unbroken, no rug unvacuumed, no ivories untickled. What I'm saying is, let us begin, shall we?"
---Ellen DeGeneres

©2011 Ellen DeGeneres (P)2011 Hachette

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    Jocelin 07-14-15
    Jocelin 07-14-15
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    "eh"

    the book was slow. the chapters were too short. it seemed she just had nothing to say. not thrilled with it.

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    Abby Normal 07-04-15
    Abby Normal 07-04-15

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    "An enjoyable break"

    It was a good book to listen to and provided some comedic relief for my day and things to think about.
    It was rather disjointed and skipped around a bit, but I would expect that and it works well in our Twitter happy society where -
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    Yes, kind of a short attention span book.

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    Kimberly Frazier 06-17-15
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    "Very Disappointed:("

    I Love Ellen! But...really did not like this book:( not at all what I expected! Just a lot of rambling on and on.

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    yagiz 06-16-15
    yagiz 06-16-15
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    "not recommended"

    it is not a audio book, it is just an audio file.
    not recommended, waste of my money and time. absolutey poor content

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    Dianne Falk 06-11-15
    Dianne Falk 06-11-15 Member Since 2013
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    "Seriously..."
    Would you consider the audio edition of Seriously...I'm Kidding to be better than the print version?

    Yes. Because the stand up skills of DeGeneres add to the humor.


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    I laughed which brought me to tears.


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    Erin M Cuvreau 06-10-15 Member Since 2015
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    "Delightful"

    It's delightfully Ellen! A joy to listen to on y morning commute! I always feel happier about life after listening to Ellen!

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    Linda san jose, ca, US 06-10-15
    Linda san jose, ca, US 06-10-15 Member Since 2016
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    "Not what I was expecting "

    Narrator was great. There were funny parts but also a lot of stupid. Expected more.

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    Breanne 05-31-15
    Breanne 05-31-15
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    "Adorable!"

    Just finished listening and loved it! She is funny but so real too. Great way to spend the afternoon :)

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    INES 05-30-15
    INES 05-30-15
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    "Entertaining"

    I love Ellen and some parts of the book were very entertaining. It wasn't exactly what j expected, there really isn't any story to it. It's just a collection of thoughts, anecdotes and jokes. All in all a decent audio book.

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    Catherine 05-27-15
    Catherine 05-27-15
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    "Great Read"

    This book is funny and light hearted. Just what I was looking for in a comedy. Ellen does a wonderful job performing. The pace is just right - not too fast, not too slow- just write. It does get a bit too silly in some parts but overall a great comedy!

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